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Post by mr. worncoat on Nov 24, 2010 10:32:02 GMT
*Harry finds Cybil in the restaurant.*
Harry: Hey, I'm looking for my daughter, can you help me?
Cybil: What's your name sir?
Harry: Harry. Harry Mason. And her name is Cheryll.
Cybil: Well Mr. Mason, I have a surprise for you.
Harry: Is my daughter here?!
Cybil: Yes.
Harry: Where?! Where is she? Cheryll?!
Cybil: Calm down, Mr. Mason. You won't get her that way.
Harry: .. What does that mean?
Cybil: It's very simple, Mr. Mason. You are Cheryll.
*silence*
Harry: That's not funny. Seriously, my kid's missing.
Cybil: And seriously, I'm eating here. Buh bye.
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Post by blacky on Nov 28, 2010 1:35:15 GMT
Harry: "Hey Cybil look! I've started my period!" Cybil: "Harry, you can't have periods, you just injured yourself in the crocth area" Harry: "Your just jealous that I've started my period before you!" Cybil:
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Post by dreggnog on Nov 29, 2010 8:24:26 GMT
^ Creepily enough, that sounds like a conversation I would have with a girl LOL.
Harry: "Well I never thought it would be possible in a ps1 game, but I've Moded myself to make me super powerful!"
Harry gives himself 99 gernades and starts running around blowing up everything.
Yamaoka: "This has to be stopped! But he's Moded himself to be too powerful for me and Cheryl. If only there was someone who'd grown so powerful as to be invincible..."
Pyramid Head: "AHEM!"
Pyramid Head rushes out as fast as his sword will let him. He finds Harry and stabs him with the Great Knife.
Harry: "Oh yeah, baby that feels good!"
PH: "Oh no! Not only has he Moded the game so pain doesn't hurt him, it also makes him feel good."
Harry gets out his laptop and starts typing.
Harry: "Take this Pyramid-Head Shaped Man! Ice cream Mod!"
Pyramid Head turns into a bowl of ice cream. Harry picks it up and starts wolfing it down.
Harry: "You're going away for good now!"
Yamaoka: "Either this is a dream, or it's 2AM and Dr. Eggnog is typing half-asleep on his laptop."
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Post by blacky on Dec 7, 2010 21:58:04 GMT
Cybil: "Where has that dumbass got to this time?" *harry appears wearing an police officer's uniform*Harry: "Officer Cybie! You were expected at my office an hour ago!" Cybil: "Well done harry, you found the fancy dress store" Harry: "That's Officer Harry to you! And you should call me Sir!" Cybil: "Cut the crap harry, this isn't going to help find Cheryl!" Harry: "Speaking to an officer with such disrespect! I'll give you one more chance Officer Cybie!" Cybil: "Stop calling me 'Officer Cybie'" Harry: "Right that's it! Your off the squad! Give me your badge!" *harry tries to grab Cybil's badge, she punches him in the face and he falls down on his back*Harry: "Arrgh! Officer down! Calling back up support!" *A load of Harrys dressed in Police officer uniforms tackle cybil*Cybil: "He's been screwing with that Time machine again"
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Post by dreggnog on Dec 9, 2010 21:58:37 GMT
Cybil gives Harry the gun and gives him the lecture on using it.
An hour later...
Yamaoka drags Harry by the earlobe up to Cybil with flaming wreckage in the background.
Yamaoka: "You gave him a gun! Why o WHY did you give him a gun!?"
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Post by blacky on Dec 11, 2010 2:41:53 GMT
*The beginning...*
Harry: "I need a piss!"
Mrs Mason: "You should of went before we got into the car!"
Harry: "But I didn't need a piss then!"
Mrs Mason: "Well we arn't stopping now!"
Harry: "Fine! Be like that!"
*Harry relaxes and a damp spot starts to grow from his pants*
Mrs Mason: "Jesus christ Harry! Okay! Okay I'll stop the bloody car! Just stop pissing on my seats!"
*She stops the car and Harry runs onto the side of the road*
Harry: "Damn! Not a bush in sight! Just a useless baby!"
Mrs Mason: "Baby?"
Harry: "yeah there's a baby on the side of the road"
Mrs Mason: "Awwww, who's a sweet little cutie?"
Harry: "You what?"
Mrs Mason: "Awww she's lovely! Let's keep her!"
Harry: "But I don't want to have a baby! Oh why coulden't you of been more careful you dirty hussy!"
Mrs Mason: (To the baby) "Aww just ignore mr dipstick over there, we can't just leave you by the road can we? Oh no we can't!"
Harry: "Hang on! She's a baby! Baby's need to be fed! Go on! Feed her!"
Mrs Mason: "I am not going to get my breasts out if that's what your suggesting!"
Harry: "Awww but it's not fair! You rarely get your breasts out when we go out!"
Mrs Mason: "You hold her for a moment while I make room in the car!"
Harry: "I've got a feeling that this baby is going to be nothing but trouble"
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Post by dreggnog on Dec 11, 2010 4:14:56 GMT
^ Harry: "But . . . but . . . I'm the baby."
Ms. Mason starts breastfeeding Cheryl.
Harry: "No fair."
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Post by blacky on Dec 13, 2010 13:46:20 GMT
*At the Mason home...*
Harry: "Why does the baby get to eat the baby food?"
Mrs Mason: "Because she's a baby!"
Harry: "It's not fair!"
------------------------------------------------------------------- Harry: "Why does the baby get to wear pink dresses?
Mrs Mason: "Because she's a girl!"
Harry: "It's not fair!"
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Harry: "Why does the baby get to shit in diapers rather than having to walk all the way to the bathroom?"
Mrs Mason: "Because she can't walk!"
Harry: "It's not fair!"
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Post by blacky on Dec 16, 2010 16:52:40 GMT
Harry: "Awwww, why do all the other Silent hill characters get to be high and not me?"
Blacky: "Because you can't get any stupider!"
Harry: "It's not fair!"
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Post by dreggnog on Dec 16, 2010 18:59:10 GMT
Harry: "Can I at least go over to some of the other games and take advantage of the pretty girls in their stupified state!?"
Dr. Eggnog: "No, they're high and not thinking straight! That would be tricking them!"
Harry: "It's not tricking them if they want to do it!"
Dr. Eggnog: "That's not true, everyone wants to do it, some of them are just smart enough to not know it.
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Post by blacky on Dec 17, 2010 0:59:08 GMT
Harry: "Why are giving the baby loads of toys?"
Mrs Mason: "Because it's her birthday!"
Harry: "But she's a baby! She's only going to play with the cardboard boxes they come in!"
*Harry stops to admire the cardboard packages*
Harry: "Hey, can i play with the..."
Mrs mason: "No!"
Harry: "It's not fair!"
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Post by Lolli on Dec 19, 2010 22:46:06 GMT
Harry: Why does the baby get to have nap time?
Mrs Mason: Because she needs the energy.
Harry: It's not fair!
----------------------------------- Harry: Why does the baby get to stick things in the plug socket?
Mrs Mason: Because she doesn't know any better.
Harry: It's not fair!
------------------------------------ Harry: Why does the baby get to stay at home all day?
Mrs Mason: Because she doesn't have a family to feed.
Harry: It's not fair!
------------------------------------- Harry: Why doesn't the baby have to eat any vegetables?
Mrs Mason: Because she can't chew yet.
Harry: It's not fair!
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Post by blacky on Dec 19, 2010 23:05:35 GMT
Harry: "Why coulden't we have a baby the natural way?"
Mrs Mason: "Because you don't know how!"
Harry: "Yes I do!"
Mrs Mason: "Harry, you always put the wrong head, into the wrong hole!"
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Post by dreggnog on Dec 20, 2010 0:54:39 GMT
^ I really liked that second one Lolli.
Harry: "Why does the baby get to ride around town on a giraffe naked smashing into people and I don't!?"
Ms. Mason: "Fine Harry, I give up, you can do what you want!"
Harry runs outside.
Ms. Mason: "Wait a second, the baby isn't allowed to-"
Harry: (from outside) "YEEEEEEHAAAAAAW!!!!!"
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Post by Blackdog on Dec 25, 2010 23:12:22 GMT
OldHarry: Hey new Harry, why are you wearing glasses? Don't tell me you sold your soul to Specsavers?
NewHarry: ...yesum... -NewHarry hangs head in shame-
OldHarry: Why? That place is evil incarnate!!!
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