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Post by blacky on Aug 31, 2011 1:56:16 GMT
*The scene where Lisa turns, blood starts flowing and eventually covers her face*
Harry: "Oh your having your period! I'll give you some privacy"
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Post by Blackdog on Sept 20, 2011 15:56:16 GMT
Cheryl: Dad! DAD! You were dreaming again. I'm fine, there are no monsters and there is no otherworld.
Harry: Oh thank god for that.
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Dahlia: Honey have you seen my hairdryer?
HARRY: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Post by Kiryū Kazuma on Oct 2, 2011 15:44:00 GMT
Harry "POTATO"
Cybil "huh??""
Harry "I'd smash your back doors in I would!"
Cybil "...................."
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Post by Lolli on Oct 9, 2011 11:39:04 GMT
Harry: Cybil I need to use the bathrrom.
Cybil: You just went.
Harry: I ned to go again.
Cybil: Fine, go behind that bush over there. I'll keep watch.
Harry goes but jumps out a few seconds later, grabbing onto Cybil's arm.
Harry: I think I saw a snake!
Cybil: *Pointing* You mean that worm?
Harry: Oh it was horrible. It almost touched me!
Back at Konami HQ.
Cybil: I thought you said he was tough as a rock?
Konami: No, we said he was dumb as a rock.
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Post by blacky on Oct 30, 2011 15:44:02 GMT
One stupid Harry he lost his Cherrie, and he began to cry, "Oh Cybil dear, I sadly fear that I have lost my Cherrie." "What! Lost your Cherrie, you naughty Harry! Then you shall have no pie." "Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, now I’ll shall have no pie."
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Post by shade on Dec 23, 2011 0:37:23 GMT
Santa: "Okay what town is next on the list?" *He checks his list*Santa: "Oh god, I hate coming here!" *He lands his sleigh in middle of town*Harry: "SANTA IS HERE!" Santa: "Yes, hello Harry" Harry: "Oh god I am so excited I think I am going to pee myself!" Santa: "Please harry, not another christmas underwear accident!" *Everyone in town gathers round* Santa: "Okay Cheryl first" Harry: "Why does she get to go first?" Santa: "Because she is the youngest" Harry: "It's not fair!" Santa: "Don't give me that shit Harry. Anyways for Cheryl is a brand new drawing block!" Cheryl: "Thank you Santa!" Santa: "And for Alessa is a fire resistant coat, sorry It's a bit late" Alessa: "I don't blame you Santa" Santa: "And for Lisa is your very own White Claudia growing kit, just don't use it all at once okay?" Lisa: "This is the best present ever!" Santa: "Kaufman, I know you've got a thing for nurses so I've broke the rules a bit and grabed a Nurse from Silent hill 2" Kaufman: "It's so gross.....and yet it looks so hot!" Santa: "Cybil, here's an electronic tag you can put on Harry to stop him from running away again" Cybil: "you're the best Santa!" Santa: "Harry, here's a set of Christmas lights" Harry: "Ooooooooohhh! They are pretty!" @_@ Santa: "Now Dahlia, I know what you want" Dahlia: "God's birth!" Santa: "But I can't give you that" Dahlia: "Then there is nothing else that will satisfy" Santa: "Hmmmm....Well you haven't had an bowel movement for two years so how about I give you one!" Dahlia: "Praise the obese man in red!" Santa: "Well that's it, happy holidays everyone!"
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Post by Lolli on Jan 3, 2012 18:49:04 GMT
Cybil: I always hate taking the decorations down after Christmas. Everything looks so dull.
Harry: Have you made any new years resolutions?
Cybil: I've never been much of a drinker. I think I might try it. God knows I'll need it after another year with you.
Harry: How long have we known each other?
Cybil: Thirteen long, excrutiating years.
Harry: Do you remember that time you got posessed and I shot you?
Cybil: Yes.
Harry: Good times.
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Post by shade on Jan 4, 2012 16:00:30 GMT
Cybil: "Yes, Long Thirteen years we've been here, you really should look for Cheryl now."
Harry: "Why? She'll be Twenty years old by now! She is old enougth to look after herself!"
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Post by shade on Jan 10, 2012 19:44:57 GMT
Cybil: "Harry, what you doing?"
Harry: "Smoking weed"
Cybil: "any particular reason?"
Harry: "Well I thought if I am high, the monsters would be too stoned to bother me"
Cybil: "the monsters are made from Alessa's mind, not yours"
Harry: "Well no because if I am high the monsters..................Ah shit"
Cybil: "Can you stop smoking that now?"
Harry: "Aw lay off you big hussie! I am off to get Alessa to suck on this Doobie"
Cybil: "Harry I have to arrest you for illegal possision of marijuanna and intent to give it to a child"
Harry: "Well no because I am off to get Alessa to...........Ah shit"
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Post by shade on Jan 18, 2012 0:20:56 GMT
Harry: "Today I don't feel like doing anything"
Kaufmann: "Woo Wee Woo, Woo Wee Woo"
Harry: "I just wanna run about town"
Kaufmann: "Woo Wee Woo, Woo Wee Woo"
Harry: "Don't feel like picking up that phone, so leave a message at the tone"
Cheryl on Phone: "Daddy, help me"
Harry: "'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
No, I ain't gonna comb my hair 'Cause I ain't going anywhere No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
I'll just strut in my birthday suit And let everything hang loose Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Today I don't feel like doing anything"
Kaufmann: "Woo Wee Woo, Woo Wee Woo"
Harry: "I just wanna run about town"
Kaufmann: "Woo Wee Woo, Woo Wee Woo"
Harry: "Don't feel like picking up that phone, so leave a message at the tone"
Cybil on Phone: "Harry, stop fucking about!""
Harry: "'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all Nothing at all Nothing at all"
Cybil: "Yeah the orginal song was sung by an complete twat too!"
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Post by shade on Jan 27, 2012 15:03:39 GMT
Harry: "Hmmmm, Shade is sure fond of making us do song parodies, I wonder if he likes to sing all the time in real life?"
*Harry imagines Shade playing Silent hill*
Shade: "I am going to play Silent hill today It doesn't scare me, not going to shit my pants okay? Other people are wussies, I don't know what to say. Other than I am going to play Silent hill today
Going to be chased by Pyramid head this time Running for my life is so much fun it's sublime I want to see lots of gore, that I am playing for going to bash the head of something covered in slime
i hope the nurses are active, I really find them attractive I wish the Fukuro Lady was all mine then going to post a joke on S,H,F, going to make them R,O,L,F Then I am going fantasize about dead Japanese women for the one thousand and sixth hundred and fifty ninth time
I am going to play Silent hill today It doesn't scare me, not going to shit my pants okay? Other people are wussies, I don't know what to say. Other than I am going to play Silent hill today"
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Post by shade on Feb 25, 2012 2:13:30 GMT
*Harry is running about the streets, giggleing like a little girl*
Harry: "Got to find Cybil! She'll so is going to facepalm when she sees the picture I took of me streching my underwear over that' dog's head!"
*He sees someone in the fog*
Harry: "Hey Cybil! Check out what I did just now!" ;D
Cheryl: "Dad, it's time to come home!"
Harry: "Oh it's you...Well I haven't had my fun yet! Where's Cybil I need to annoy her with this photo!"
Cheryl: "Dad.......This is not Silent hill, And you killed Cybil by shooting her sixteen years ago"
Harry: "............Cybil dead?"
Cheryl: "I keep telling you, but you just keep retreating back to an fantasy where she's still alive"
Harry: "But.............I........I...was going to make her facepalm!.............
Cheryl: "............"
*Harry breaks downs........cries a moment.........then gets up and pulls Cheryl's underwear over her head*
Harry: "Hehehhehe! Oh I can't wait to show Cybil this! She is going to facepalm for sure!"
*He runs off looking for Cybil again*
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Sindaiin
Nurse
Lakeside Amusement Park Curator
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Post by Sindaiin on Feb 26, 2012 14:43:31 GMT
Harry rots out his brain on Ambrose Animal Cookies. He sits back and closes his eyes.
Harry: Cheryl? Heeey! How's it goin'?
Cheyl: (Drifting along the sky with a bicycle)
Harry: (Harry hurries up with moped to bring her back down and realizes she's doing backstrokes in the ocean. Harry falls) I hate salt water!
Cheryl: (Stands on the ocean floor)
Harry: Cheryl!
Leviathan: Wrong storyline jackasssss! (Swallows Harry)
Harry: (Wakes up in a field of bodies on spits and Alessa stands on the nearest mound)
Alessa: We have such sights to show you. (Que grotesque montage)
Harry: (Wakes up) Holy $#!t on a fu#@ing sandwich!
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Post by shade on Mar 3, 2012 2:42:05 GMT
Harry: "Hey Cybil, look at me!" Cybil: "Harry, What are you doing over the bridge to Central Silent hill?" Harry: "I am going bungee jumping!" Cybil: "I don't think that's very wise" Harry: "Nah this will be cool! Watch!" * Harry leaps off the bridge*Harry: "WooHoo!" *However Harry had the bungee cord way too long and instead of bouncing back up he just feel straight into the water below*Cybil:
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Post by Lolli on Mar 12, 2012 20:39:11 GMT
Cheryl: Hi Dad, I've come to pay you a visit.
Harry: Why the hell are you so tall, and what's that small child doing with you?
Cheryl: That's your grand-daughter. I'm twenty five years old. And you are not in silent hill.
Harry: Eh? Then where am I?
Cheryl: You're in the Old Fucks Home For The Criminally Deluded.
Harry: I am not criminally deluded!
Cheryl: You shot Cybil Bennet.
Harry: She was trying to kill me. She was posessed!
Cheryl: She was asking you for the time.
Harry: With a pistol?
Cheryl: It was a candycane.
Harry: It's not my fault the aglaophotos didn't work!
Cheryl: That was cherryade.
Harry: And the invisible demons that I punched in the face?
Cheryl: Midget wrestlers. They beat you up pretty bad.
Harry: I guess that explains why I'm so brain damaged.
Chery: Erm, yeah, sure...
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