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Post by Lolli on Sept 1, 2009 9:56:42 GMT
Henry finds himself in Heaven's Night. He orders a beer at the bar and then spots a long haired woman stood beside him.
Henry: *Picnhes her bum* Hey babe wanna have some fun?
The 'woman' turns around turning out to be walter.
Henry:....Woah, this is awkward.
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Post by dreggnog on Sept 1, 2009 21:42:02 GMT
Henry: "So, if you're a hermaphodite, dus that mean that you can litteraly have sex with yourself?"
Walter: "No, I'm gay. I don't like putting it in v*ginas."
Henry: . . . "That is soooo weird."
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Post by blacky on Sept 9, 2009 2:13:20 GMT
Henry: "My life is brilliant. My lust is pure. I saw my Eileen through my front door She walked by in the hallway. She coulden't see me. She walked away but it's cool Cause I've got plan B.
My hole in wall, My hole in wall My hole in wall, Great view I saw you there in your underwear, And I sit there in solitude, Wacthing you get fully nude"
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Post by Vaan-Knight on Sept 9, 2009 5:07:10 GMT
Henry:"My life is brilliant. My lust is pure. I saw my Eileen through my front door She walked by in the hallway. She coulden't see me. She walked away but it's cool Cause I've got plan B. My hole in wall, My hole in wall My hole in wall, Great view I saw you there in your underwear, And I sit there in solitude, Wacthing you get fully nude" Eileen: (Reading from a pc screen) Henry... what's the meaning of this? Henry: No, um... that must be another Henry, also spying on another Eileen through another hole in the wall next to the kitchen... of which I know nothing about... And I... just guessed all that... damn you Blacky...
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Post by Lolli on Sept 15, 2009 13:08:37 GMT
Henry: I'm not going to sit around trapped in my own home any longer!
Wlaks over to slightly ajar window and shoves head out.
Henry: Good, now I just have to lean out a little further and *SLAM*
The window repeatedly opens and closes on Henry's head.
Henry: Oh crap, not now, ouch! Ouch! Oh God the pain, the pain!
Walter comes up behind Henry and unzips his pants.
Walter: Lol buttsmex.
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Post by dreggnog on Sept 17, 2009 10:29:26 GMT
Walter: "Hey, I got this doll from-"
Henry pulls out a gun and shoots Walter in the head.
Henry: "That should make the second half of the game easier.
Elieen: "Henry, why did you shoot that man!?"
Henry shoots Elieen in the head.
Henry: "That'll help too."
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Henry: "You know, if I weren't around, then I wouldn't have to do anything at all."
Henry shoots himself in the head.
GAME OVER
Dr. Eggnog: "WHAT THE HELL!?"
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Post by Kiryū Kazuma on Sept 17, 2009 22:08:50 GMT
Walter: "Hey, I got this doll from-" Henry pulls out a gun and shoots Walter in the head. Henry: "That should make the second half of the game easier. Elieen: "Henry, why did you shoot that man!?" Henry shoots Elieen in the head. Henry: "That'll help too." ... Henry: "You know, if I weren't around, then I wouldn't have to do anything at all." Henry shoots himself in the head. GAME OVER Dr. Eggnog: "WHAT THE HELL!?" Kumiko : Dude what happened?!? Dr Eggnog : Henry .............. As Dr Eggnog is explained chaines appear on the door and henry appears as a ghost. Kumiko & Dr Eggnog : Noooooo!! Harry would be better no slow death!!! Henry : What the..... What the............
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Post by blacky on Sept 18, 2009 22:14:39 GMT
*Henry finds Cynthia bleeding on the floor*
Henry: "Are you okay?"
Cynthia: "I am not even going to dignify that stupid question with an answer!"
*Cynthia decides the die on the spot rather than talk to Henry*
Henry: "Well excuse me!"
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Post by dreggnog on Sept 20, 2009 5:10:14 GMT
Henry finds the hole in his bathroom.
Henry: "This is insulting! I am NOT that desperate!"
A few seconds later...
Henry: (quietly) "Yes I am." (crawls into hole and wriggles around while crying)
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Post by Lolli on Sept 20, 2009 13:40:29 GMT
Henry is stood before Eileen's beaten body.
Henry: *Falling to knees* I think I feel something deep down inside me. A new emotion that I've never felt before........BURP! Oh wait no, false alarm.
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Post by dreggnog on Sept 20, 2009 16:23:44 GMT
Pyramid Head meets up with Walter. PH moves in to impale him on the great knife. But then he stops, a little confused, and starts sniffing.
PH: "Is that . . . estrogen? There must be a v*gina around here somewhere."
He looks around the area for a while, and then he stops back at Walter. His eyes go wide, and he pulls down Walter's pants to reaveal that he is a hermaphodite.
Walter: "Uh oh."
PH moves in to rape Walter, enticed by the v*gina, but then he looks back up at Walter's man face. He shakes his head, confused, and then keeps moving in to rape. Then he looks back at the man face.
PH: "AUUUGGGHHH!!! THIS CONCEPT OF MEN WITH V*GINAS CONFUSES AND INFURIATES ME!!!"
PH impales Walter on the great knife.
PH: "Man, this is just like what happened at high school prom."
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Post by Kiryū Kazuma on Sept 25, 2009 22:27:39 GMT
hahaha^^ one more funny ones you done dude
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Post by dreggnog on Sept 26, 2009 13:35:28 GMT
Walter: "Oooooh, I'm a hermaphodite and I'm okay, I sleep all night and-"
Henry: "Enough with the hermaphodite jokes already! It's getting old!"
Walter: "Ummmm . . . " (looks around nervously) "So a black guy walks into a bar-"
Deputy Wheeler walks up and glares at Walter.
Walter: "I mean, umm, so a lesbian walks into a gay bar-"
Heather walks up and glares at Walter.
Walter: "Wha-!? So it's true! ThisGuyRyan was right!"
Heather: "Huh? What are you talking about? I just woke up. Does anyone want some coffee?"
Alex: "Yeah, and drop some poison in it, would ya? This guy sucks."
Walter: (angrily kicks down mike stand) "So a guy who's completely normal in every way walks into a bar and ya know what? NOTHING FUNNY HAPPENS!!!"
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Post by alx on Sept 26, 2009 14:53:28 GMT
You know, I'd completely forgotten about ThisGuyRyan... You know, it is a real shame he isn't around anymore. So we could all take turns banning him until a mod actually did boot his ass
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Post by dreggnog on Sept 26, 2009 23:52:58 GMT
I hated ThisGuyRyan until he said I was funny and friend requested me. It's much harder for me to dislike people who like me. And besides, his lesbian accusation along with Blacky's post showing Heather reading it and getting pissed sparked a long string of posts from me showing Heather gathering a group of monsters to fight the Silent Hill Forum community. And then the forum died!!
Here's to memories. This is a little joke from the old days that I can't get out of my head.
Beg like a dog and I'll shove strategy guide pages under the door. -Walter
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