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Post by Vaan-Knight on Jun 13, 2009 20:27:24 GMT
Bcuz we were lacking a space where we sadistic Fans could make fun of Travis' bottomless pants. This one may not be quite good, I just wanted to open the thread, so bear with me: Lisa: I can't stop thinking about you Travis, I want you, let's get the hell out of this crazy town... Run off, the two of us, we could do so well together Travis: Lisa: See? I could be a star! ;D Travis sits down and crosses his legs Travis: Heh... Yeah Lisa: ...why did you sit down? Travis: hm, let's just say that the monsters in this theater are not the only "hard" and "high" things around here right now... I wonder if I can manage to get back to the sanitarium and find me a nurse or two?
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Post by blacky on Jun 14, 2009 1:18:17 GMT
*Travis is minding his own business when a straight jacket comes out of nowhere and wrap it's legs around his waist (as they do)*
Travis: "Arrrrrrggh! It's humping me! Oh my god it's humping me!"
*The monster then jumps off*
Travis: "I didn't say stop!"
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Post by Kiryū Kazuma on Jun 28, 2009 18:08:22 GMT
In the butchers as travis walks in on the butcher cutting the nurse from her stomach right down to her lady region.
Pyramid Head taps butcher on shoulder "Little brother you are doing it wrong"
Butcher "what did I do?"
Pyramid Head "How is one to sodomize her when there is nothing to sodomize"
Butcher "mmmmm"
At this point PH decides he likes the piece of carcus hanging in the corner.
Pyramid Head "oh yeah baby just the way I like it"
BUtcher ".................."
Travis "wut?"
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Post by Lolli on Jun 30, 2009 12:55:37 GMT
Travis is walking down the street when a herd of nurses come running down the road followed by The Butcher and Pyramid Head.
Pyramid Head: Okay, let's settle this like men. The first one to rape as many nurses as possible is by far the manliest beast around, got it?
The Butcher: Got it. On the count of three, 1, 2, 3 GO!
*Cue Yakety Sax*
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Post by blacky on Jul 5, 2009 1:08:53 GMT
Travis: "I dunt like da look of this ere tawn, I thank evrybody be did or somethang, I thank I shoold be giting back to my pickup truck!"
Monster: "Blllllllleaaaaaaaah!"
Travis: "Cousin Lucy? What be you doing ere? You bin pretty yourself up or somethang? Or have I been at the hootch again?"
Monster: "Baaaaahh?"
Travis: "Want to cook up this ere critter? I went an scooped it up after ranning it down on the road back there!"
Monster: "Baaaaah!" ;D
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Post by Kiryū Kazuma on Jul 14, 2009 22:57:30 GMT
travis stubles into the lumber yard to make yet another discovery
butcher ad pyramid head playing patty cake
"patty cake patty cake bakers man, rape a nurse or a lying figure as fast as you can"
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Post by dreggnog on Jul 16, 2009 0:04:53 GMT
Three years later, Travis and Lisa are married.
Lisa is reaching down Travis's pants.
Lisa: "This new couch we bought is beautiful, but it's so hard to find a place down here to put it. We really need to fix this place up. We can make it a project! Okay, now where should we place this couch. I bet it would look nice over there. What do you think?"
Travis: "I don't care! Why does it matter?"
Lisa: "Well, you know, so that when our friends come over, they'll think 'oh, what nice furniture Lisa and Travis have!'
Travis: "Why would our friends go into my pants!?"
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Post by Kiryū Kazuma on Jul 18, 2009 19:37:26 GMT
Travis waking up " this can't be happening"
looks into the centre of the room what should be part of the flarous he sees something disturbing.
A clarion is buggering PH, Travis - "......................"
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Post by dreggnog on Jul 19, 2009 1:37:29 GMT
Travis stands on stage at the Theater facing the mirror. Suddenly, his reflection changes.
Travis: "Dad?"
Older, Similar Looking Trucker Dude: "Hello, son."
Travis: "This isn't real."
OSLTD: "It is, and you know why I'm here. You saw how I died. It wasn't what you think. I was murdered...by The Butcher. And he's still out there. My son, you must avenge me."
Travis: "...No."
OSLTD: "AVENGE ME!!!"
Travis: "NOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Travis chucks a portable TV at the mirror. It shatters, leading the way into a dark room. On a desk, he sees several green orbs. "Are these . . . pumpkin bombs?"
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Post by Lolli on Jul 19, 2009 9:49:50 GMT
Ha ha nice reference eggnog
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Post by dreggnog on Jul 19, 2009 20:42:42 GMT
Lisa wakes Travis up at the Hospital.
Travis: "Say, you look like an item. I'll shove you into my pants inventory and see if you have any uses later on." Travis starts to push Lisa down into his pants.
Lisa: "AHHH!! What are you doing!?"
Travis: "Fit, darn you! Why won't you go into my inventory!"
Lisa: "Because women are NOT objects!"
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Post by Kiryū Kazuma on Jul 20, 2009 20:06:49 GMT
Lisa wakes Travis up at the Hospital. Travis: "Say, you look like an item. I'll shove you into my pants inventory and see if you have any uses later on." Travis starts to push Lisa down into his pants. Lisa: "AHHH!! What are you doing!?" Travis: "Fit, darn you! Why won't you go into my inventory!" Lisa: "Because women are NOT objects!" awesome just awesome lol
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Post by dreggnog on Jul 20, 2009 23:31:31 GMT
Travis goes through the mirror to the Hospital Otherside.
Travis: "Ahh, it's scary and dark here! Everythings all red and bloody looking! Wait a second..."
Travis shoves his hand down his pants to search through his inventory.
Travis: "Hmm, lets see here ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I found it!"
Travis gets out a bucket of yellow paint and paints the entire room with it. A Climax employee walks in.
Climax guy: "What the hell!?"
Travis: "I painted this place yellow! Much more cheerful now, don'cha think?"
Climax guy: (smacks forehead, shakes head) "This ain't my department."
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Post by blacky on Jul 26, 2009 1:34:42 GMT
Travis: "If it hadn't been for Alessa the hoe I'd been stone drunk long time ago Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from Alessa the hoe?"
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Post by dreggnog on Jul 26, 2009 5:21:33 GMT
damn it blacky, everytime you make one of your little songs, it gets stuck in my head. --- Travis is rummaging through his pants inventory. Travis: "Now, if I were an oven mitt, where would I be?" Everyone else in the diner is staring at him, shocked. Travis looks up. Travis: "Oh God . . . I guess I just got so used to doing it every time I needed something . . . I'm really sorry."
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