|
Post by shade on Mar 27, 2012 19:34:49 GMT
Harry: "Hey guys, how about we have a look in Travis' truck!"
James: "Yeah, let's see what he cool shit he was truckin!"
Henry: "I don't know, didn't Travis say to stay out of his truck?"
*Flash back to when the guys were last with Travis*
Henry: "So James? You have to bring Mary over some time, she's such a nice gal, it's been ages since we last seen her"
James: "Erm........yeah.......sure"
Henry: "So Travis? You got anyone speical?"
Travis: "Well there was this prostitute that one time...........Stay Out Of My Truck........... "
*Back to present day*
Harry: "Aw who cares about what Travis says? I wanna look!"
*They open the back of the truck*
Harry: "There's nothing back here"
Henry: "Yeah, just a pile of brutefully raped and slaughtered young woman pushed into the back!"
James: "Aw man I thought I thought there was going to be something cool!"
Harry: "Hey look James! It's Mary!"
James: "that thieving son of a bitch!"
|
|
|
Post by Lolli on Mar 28, 2012 23:19:41 GMT
Harry: "Hey guys, how about we have a look in Travis' truck!" James: "Yeah, let's see what he cool shit he was truckin!" Henry: "I don't know, didn't Travis say to stay out of his truck?" *Flash back to when the guys were last with Travis*Henry: "So James? You have to bring Mary over some time, she's such a nice gal, it's been ages since we last seen her" James: "Erm........yeah.......sure" Henry: "So Travis? You got anyone speical?" Travis: "Well there was this prostitute that one time...........Stay Out Of My Truck........... " *Back to present day*Harry: "Aw who cares about what Travis says? I wanna look!" *They open the back of the truck*Harry: "There's nothing back here" Henry: "Yeah, just a pile of brutefully raped and slaughtered young woman pushed into the back!" James: "Aw man I thought I thought there was going to be something cool!" Harry: "Hey look James! It's Mary!" James: "that thieving son of a bitch!" At the trial.Judge Holloway: Travis Grady, you are hereby charged with rape, murder and theft. How do you plead? Travis: Not guilty! James: He lies, he lies, he had my dead wife in the back of his rapemobile! Travis: Your honour, I am many things. A rapist, a pervert, a murdering hillbilly, and a crazy. But I am NOT a thief. Judge Holloway: Care to explain how Mr. Sunderland's wife ended up in the back of your truck? Travis: I didn't know she was stolen. I found her washed up on the beach! James: Bugger, I knew I shouldn't have flushed her down the lav!
|
|
|
Post by Kiryū Kazuma on Sept 3, 2012 13:46:22 GMT
Travis "Huh underpants whats going on with my underpants?"
as the contents of travis pants and anoos spill out into the sidewalk
|
|