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Post by Kiryū Kazuma on Aug 23, 2009 14:43:49 GMT
Imagine travis going "ambrose trucking power" then turning into something like a power ranger BUT he has no awesome powers its turns him into a fancy henry townsend !
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Post by Vaan-Knight on Aug 26, 2009 20:32:46 GMT
Actually, I like the ending, I think it sums up the rest of the post well. Maybe if Travis does another series of favors, Lisa will loan him hers. Hey, it's a game, right? It was going to be even longer a post, but I got bored, I accept it. If I wasn't so depressed I would spam this section even more.
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Post by Lolli on Aug 28, 2009 20:47:51 GMT
Monsters are waiting for Travis outside the motel. Travis, in a storage cupboard, finds a pile of boxes and has a brainwave.
Monster #1: How long is that guy gonna be? I don't have all day.
Monster #2: I have a doctor's appointment at twelve!
The Monsters are distracted by a walking cardboard box, making it's way towards the exit.
Monsters: !
Travis: Yay, I'm just like Solid Snake!
Monster #1: Will you tell him or should I?
Monster #2: Let him have his fun a little longer.
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Post by dreggnog on Aug 29, 2009 22:43:38 GMT
Travis gets ported from the PSP to the PS2. Travis: "Yes! I'm big now! I have unlimited power!" Travis goes on a spree, killing random characters from other Silent Hill games. Travis: "That guy at the Circuit City in Greenland said I was mad to use my anus as an unlimited storage space, but WHO'S KILLING RANDOM PEOPLE NOW!? HA, HAHAHAHAHA!!!"
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Post by blacky on Sept 4, 2009 3:38:14 GMT
Travis: "I am hungry"
*Travis reaches into his pants and gets out a ready cooked chicken cheese kebab and starts eating it*
Everyone: "Ewwwwwwwwwww!"
Travis: "oh shut your faces, I haven't even got the potato salad out yet"
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Post by dreggnog on Sept 7, 2009 13:35:30 GMT
Travis is running around the hospital. Some small soapy bubbles rise up from his pants and pop.
Travis: "Uh, miss queen of England, are you using my bubbles again?"
QOE: " . . . yes."
Travis: "Well, okay then, just don't spill-"
Travis feels something spill in his pants.
Travis: "G*ddammit."
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Post by Lolli on Sept 8, 2009 18:21:26 GMT
Travis is running around the hospital. Some small soapy bubbles rise up from his pants and pop. Travis: "Uh, miss queen of England, are you using my bubbles again?" QOE: " . . . yes." Travis: "Well, okay then, just don't spill-" Travis feels something spill in his pants. Travis: "G*ddammit." Travis finds Alessa in one of the rooms, she stares at the wet patch on his crotch.Alessa: Travis: Er, um, I...I pissed myself. Alessa stares, turns and silently walks out of the door. Travis: Heh, heh, heh, now she'll never know I've got the Queen of England down my pants.
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Post by blacky on Sept 8, 2009 23:35:23 GMT
Silent hill Version of - 'The Trap Door' intro
Somewhere in the dark and nasty regions - where nobody goes, stands an old town. Deep within this dank and uninviting place, lives Travis
Travis: "Hello"
The overworked servant of the girl, Alessa
Alessa's voice: "Travis! Serve me!"
But that's nothing compared to the horrors that lurk, inside Travis' pants. For there is always something down there, in the dark, waiting to come out . . .
Don't you open those blue jeans, your a fool if you dare, Stay away from those blue jeans, cos there's something' down there.
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Post by Vaan-Knight on Sept 9, 2009 5:31:04 GMT
Travis is hanging out with Lisa.
Travis: You know what Lisa? if you give it a chance, this town is quite interes-- OOOW!! CRAAP!! UUGHHG!! NOOO!! ACK!! OOOHHH GAAAWWWD!! SHIIIT!!! HELP ME OUT SOMEBODY, PLEASE DO SOMETHING LISA!!! OOH THE PAIN!!
Lisa: Those lobsters you found, you put them in your pants didn't you?
Travis: I t-thought I c-could arrange a romantic dinner with you...
Lisa: ...With lobsters you took out from your pants?!
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Post by blacky on Sept 13, 2009 1:58:10 GMT
Cybil: "Hello!"
Travis: "Who are you?"
Cybil: "Nevermind me, I am from the 'Things Harry and the gang would never say' thread, I think someone I know has crossed over to this thread"
*Cybil reaches into Travis' pants*
Travis: "Whoa Whoa! What are you doing?"
Cybil: "AHA!
*Cybil pulls Harry out of Travis' pants*
Harry: "Awwww, I thought you'd never find me if I hid there"
Cybil: "I found you, now will you stop messing around and find your daughter!"
Harry: "Yeah fine, whatever"
*Harry and Cybil head back to their own thread*
Travis: "What the hell just happened?"
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Post by Kiryū Kazuma on Sept 16, 2009 16:27:00 GMT
Travis in the peephole passage looks at the peephole thats looks into the room of the obsessive
Travis "oh crap he's following me"
Travis looks away then decides to have a look again see its true and his eyes are not deceiving him
PH to Butcher "Now little brother!!"
Butcher thrusts into the peephole!
Travis "ouch my eye!!"
Butcher & PH high five.
Bucther to PH " So big bro this is what you do all the time?"
PH " Pretty much so wait until I show you the twobacks and nurses!"
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Post by dreggnog on Sept 17, 2009 10:32:41 GMT
Travis finds a dementional vortex in his pants. He sticks his pen*s into it.
Travis: "Oh, hello..."
80 miles away...
Woman: "Ahhh! SOMEONE'S RAPING ME!!!"
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Post by Lolli on Oct 2, 2009 15:43:48 GMT
Travis: Look Lisa I'll prove to you that I can go through mirrors.
Lisa: Fine, go and make a fool of yourself.
Travis: Maybe I will!
Travis goes into mirror world.
Mirror Lisa: So you've come.
Travis: Heh heh, that's what she said.
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Post by dreggnog on Oct 2, 2009 15:50:35 GMT
Travis sees Lisa for the first time. He starts getting hard.
Queen of England: "Noooo! It's gonna rain again!"
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Post by blacky on Oct 3, 2009 0:01:58 GMT
Travis sees Lisa for the first time. He starts getting hard. Queen of England: "Noooo! It's gonna rain again!" *Else where in pant's land...*Pant Natives: "OOGA CHAKKA HOOGA HOOGA! OOGA CHAKKA HOOGA HOOGA!" Pant Native Chief:: "Tall mountain grows! Hide from white rain in hairy forest!"
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