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Post by blacky on Feb 16, 2011 22:59:48 GMT
Pyramid Head: "What the hell is going on here? You Nurse bitchies are getting fat! Didn't I told you that you were all on an nothing diet?" Nurse: "Oh didn't you know? Since this game we nurses are furtile, we are pregnant" Pyramid Head: "Bullshit!" Double Helix : "Yeah sorry about that, we thought it would be a cool feature to have the nurses have embros in them........Seemed like a good idea at the time" Pyramid Head: "But I've been doing all the nurses in this game!" *A swarm of heavily pregnant nurses gather round Pyramid Head*Nurse 89: "Feel my baby!" Nurse 54: "Sign these childcare papers!" Nurse 12: "Make me an honest woman!" Double Helix : "You think that's bad? You should see what came of the nurses you were doing over a year ago!" *A mob of baby Pyramid heads and nurses run to Pyramid Head and all pile of him*Babies: "Daddy! Daddy Daday Daddy!" Pyramid Head: "I am so in the shit"
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Post by blacky on Apr 5, 2011 16:33:31 GMT
*Alex comes across the hole in the wall in the hospital dream sequance, he reaches into it, he feels something....*Adam: "Oh that feels so good! Don't stop!" Alex: "DAD!?!" Adam: "ALEX!?!"
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Post by blacky on Jul 27, 2011 23:09:02 GMT
Adam: "What in hell's name do you think you're doing Son?"
Alex: "I am getting away from that thing chasing me!"
Adam: "I don't think so, you are going over there and going to kick that thing's ass!"
Alex: "But Daaaaaaad!"
Adam: "Don't you dad me! Get over there and kick that thing's ass or the belt is coming out!"
Alex: "NO!"
Adam: "The belt is coming out! Here comes the belt!"
Alex: "Okay okay! Don't hit me with the belt!"
*Alex goes to fight the monster, it beats the hell out of him*
Adam: "Go on you pussy! Don't take his shit! Kick that things ass!"
Alex: "None of the other Silent Hill protagonists had to put up with this!"
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Post by lemex on Jul 27, 2011 23:11:31 GMT
Adam: Mon amis Alex! Ca va?
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Post by blacky on Aug 9, 2011 0:42:34 GMT
Adam: "Well you made a cock up out of that didn't you?"
Alex: "The thing was beating me to death!"
Adam: "That's no excuse! You are grounded!"
Alex: "But Daaaaaaad!"
Adam: "Quit your bitching! Go to your room and think about what I have said!"
*Alex sulks as he walks towards the Shepard house*
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Post by Lolli on Aug 9, 2011 9:31:23 GMT
Scarlet emerges from the floor, towering over Fitch who is cowering at her feet. Just then, he bursts into song.
Dr. Fitch: I don't want, anybody else. When I think about you I cut myself!
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Post by blacky on Aug 12, 2011 1:26:01 GMT
*Alex is climbing out of his bedroom window...*
Adam: "And where do you think your going?"
Alex: "I was........erm......"
Adam: "You were trying to sneak off when I told you to stay in your room! You disobeyed me! Now come here!"
*Adam forces his son over and starts spanking his bottom*
Adam: "You are a naughty boy! Don't do it again!"
*Adam stops when he notices Pyramid Head*
Pyramid Head: "Can I join in?" ;D
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Post by alx on Aug 12, 2011 8:18:49 GMT
I would never say that, let alone do that. I don't even have a son...
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Post by Lolli on Aug 24, 2011 22:15:24 GMT
Wheeler: Yo Alex, fo shizzle mah nizzle! How's it goin' homie? Me and mah bois be bustin some caps in those ugly mo fo's asses. Damn that shit be tight bro! Me be trippin!
Alex: I see why people hate you.
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Post by alx on Aug 25, 2011 12:55:37 GMT
Dey loves me now dat dey hearz dis old skool rap bout da sizzlent hizzle YO know whut ahm sayin holmes? Wheeler: Yo Alex, fo shizzle mah nizzle! How's it goin' homie? Me and mah bois be bustin some caps in those ugly mo fo's asses. Damn that shit be tight bro! Me be trippin! Alex: I see why people hate you.
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Post by blacky on Sept 7, 2011 1:47:23 GMT
Wheeler: Yo Alex, fo shizzle mah nizzle! How's it goin' homie? Me and mah bois be bustin some caps in those ugly mo fo's asses. Damn that shit be tight bro! Me be trippin! Alex: I see why people hate you. Konami: "Konami would like to reassure it's fans that we do not promote or condone racial sterotyping or any sterotyping of any kind" Claudia: "Bloody right! Now let's pack it in for a day and let's have a cuppa!" Eddie: "speak english you friggin limey! You are in the U.S.A, we saved you from the Nazis! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A!"
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Post by Lolli on Jan 1, 2012 14:02:08 GMT
Alex wakes up in jail.
Alex: How the heck did I end up here?
Murphy: Hello.
Alex: Um, hello. Who are you?
Murphy: New guy.
Alex: Oh.
Alex takes note of the prison uniform
Alex: So, what are you in for?
Murphy: .....I don't know.
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Post by Lolli on Jan 27, 2012 0:53:00 GMT
Pyramid Head: EIU, open up!
He rams his sword through the lift doors.
Alex: What the flipping heck?
Pyramid Head: Elevator Inspectors Unit, just a routine search.
He peers round the door and sees that a button has jammed.
Pyramid Head: You sick bastard, that's it, I'm taking you in.
He cuffs Alex and leads him out. Wrapping crime scene tape around the lift.
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