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Post by Lolli on Aug 5, 2010 15:18:33 GMT
Cybil is looking for Harry, believeing he killed Lisa.
Cybil: Aha! Got you.
She pulls down a newspaper to reveal the man behind it wearing a pair of comedy glasses and fake moustache ensemble.
Cybil: Harry, did you really believe this would fool me?
Man: Who iz diz 'Arry you speak of?
Cybil: I'm not an idiot, anybody could tell that's you under there.
Man: But I am not 'Arry, I am Marry Hason!
Cybil: Marry Hason? That is the most pathetic attempt ever, turn around, you're under arrest for the murder of Lisa Garland.
She grabs him, cuffs him and hauls him off to jail. Later...
Harry: *Walking by jail* Oh I just can't wait to be kiiiing!
Marry: *Calling out through the bars* Halp Meh!
Harry: Wow, I'd sure hate to be that guy.
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Post by blacky on Aug 19, 2010 23:09:38 GMT
*Cheryl lays on a Therapist Couch...*
Cheryl: "I guess I really miss my dad, so I just see him everywhere!"
Salesman: "This really goes beyond my training as a furniture salesman. Now if you don't want the couch I am going to have to ask you to leave"
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Post by blacky on Aug 23, 2010 2:04:39 GMT
Harry: "CHERYL!..............CHERYL!"
Ethan: "JASON!.............JASON!"
Harry: "hey! I was here first!"
*Around Ethan a few button choice prompts appear...*
Triange - "Fuck off dork"
Sqaure - "Sorry"
Circle - kick Harry in testicles
*Blacky presses Circle and Ethan kicks Harry in the testicles*
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Post by Lolli on Oct 11, 2010 15:05:50 GMT
Harry: Dahlia come quick, I think Cheryl's dead!
Dahlia and Harry rush out to the side of the road.
Harry: Oh my poor little girl *sob* She never saw the car coming.
Dahlia: Harry that's a fire hydrant!
Harry: *Squinting* Oh, so it is.
Dahlia: Put your flipping glasses on!
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Post by Lolli on Oct 13, 2010 21:52:09 GMT
Harry: Hey, you're the guy who was hitting on my girl before, you ass! I'll teach you to weed your way into my girl's pants. With your stupid jacket and your stupid glasses and your mobile phone!
He squints at the man staring back at him only to realize it's his reflection in a mirror.
Harry: Aww shit, I forgot I got the drunk dad ending.
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Post by Lolli on Oct 16, 2010 0:02:27 GMT
Harry is sitting in Dr. K's office, discussing his childhood.
Harry: It all started during my childhood, you see my folks moved to Japan shortly after I was born.
Dr. K: Go on.
Harry: Well it happened one day during sex education..........
Flashback.
Harry: *Finding a picture of a penis with a black line drawn across the tip* Huh? *Looks down pants* Oh god, there's something wrong with me, I'm missing the black line!
Flashback end.
Harry: And that's how it happened.
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Post by dreggnog on Nov 10, 2010 21:51:30 GMT
New Harry holds up the sword from Shadow of the Colussus. The light shines at Old Harry's house.
Old Harry: "Hey, it's daytime! That was sudden!"
Old Harry runs outside to play. New Harry shuts the light off and he runs right into a brick wall.
New Harry: "Wow, he's so stupid sometimes I can't stand being related to him."
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Post by blacky on Nov 26, 2010 22:17:18 GMT
SH1 Harry: "Oh I give up with this dog! It's never going to find Cheryl, it does nothing but bite my knackers! Get lost you son of a bitch!"
*The dog gives SH1 Harry one more bite in the crocth and then runs to New Harry*
Harry: "Whos a good dog? You wanna find Cheryl? Go find Cheryl!"
*The dog barks and runs off to look for Cheryl*
SH1 Harry: "I hate you so much!"
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Post by mr. worncoat on Nov 29, 2010 21:46:22 GMT
*"Old Maid" Dahlia has Harry cornered.*
OM Dahlia: For better or worse..
*Door slams open, "Young" Dahlia bursting in.*
Y Dahlia: Oh my god! Mom! Harry! What the hell?!
Harry: It's not what what it looks like! I'm, um, so confused. Yeah, confused.
Y Dahlia: Jesus, you're such a horn dog, Harry. Mom, get off! *grabs Harry away* What is your problem?!
Harry: I... thought she was you?
Y Dahlia: You can't seriously be trying that with me now. There is no way you could ever confuse me for that bitch.
OM Dahlia: More like bitch in he-
Y Dahlia: MOM! SHUT. UP. Harry, leave!
*Harry promptly runs away. Y Dahlia looks at OM Dahlia.*
Y Dahlia: Can you believe that's the guy who killed us?
OM Dahlia: Yeah, I know. Sick bastard, huh?
*Both look at camera.*
In tandem: Mhm. One sick bastard.
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Post by blacky on Dec 10, 2010 0:41:06 GMT
*Cybil's phone goes off, she checks her new message and her face turns to utter digust*
Cybil: "Ewwwwww! That bastard!"
*She makes a quick phonecall*
Cybil: "Harry! Stop sending me pictures of that!"
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Post by blacky on Dec 24, 2010 2:58:13 GMT
*Shattered Memories high, Harry makes a phonecall*
Harry: "Cheryl?"
Cheryl: "Doctor Kaufmann? Is that you?"
Harry: "Cybil? What are you doing on the line?"
Cheryl: "Cybil? I don't know a Cybil, are you Doctor Kaufmann?"
Harry: "I don't know a Doctor Kaufmann, is this Cybil?"
Cheryl: "I might be. All I know is I need to see Doctor Kaufmann. Are you him?"
Harry: "I might be"
SH1 Harry: "Will you two shut up! It's annoying you lot get to be high, but not me!"
Cheryl: "Doctor Kaufman?"
Harry: "Cybil?"
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Post by k0n0k0 on Jan 15, 2011 15:10:29 GMT
*Cybil's phone goes off, she checks her new message and her face turns to utter digust*Cybil: "Ewwwwww! That bastard!" *She makes a quick phonecall*Cybil: "Harry! Stop sending me pictures of that!" epic.
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Post by Lolli on Jan 21, 2011 18:14:45 GMT
Dahlia has Harry pinned to the bed. Suddenly she feels something prodding her through his jeans.
Dahlia: Is that a flashlight in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
Harry: *Pulls flashlight from pants* A-Ha! I knew I had it somewhere! And to think, down there of all places!
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Post by dreggnog on Jan 21, 2011 19:50:39 GMT
^ Harry: "Hey! Now my penis glows in the dark!"
Dahlia: "I wouldn't be able to see it otherwise."
Harry: "Ouch."
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Post by blacky on Feb 1, 2011 1:43:48 GMT
*Harry is going about collecting the Memento items as he sings...*
Harry: "All those pretty things, don't sweat the pretty things So collectable, why not collect them all Obviously cunningly, womanly All those pretty things, god bless the pretty things...."
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