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Post by dreggnog on Jul 4, 2011 3:42:00 GMT
^ It might be cause I've been up half the night playing Fallout 3 and I'm tired, but I thought that was great.
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Post by blacky on Aug 27, 2011 1:41:08 GMT
Harry: "Officer, there are people in my house!"
Cybil: "Okay calm down, Now can I see some ID?"
Harry: "You don't need to see my identification"
Cybil: "I don't need to see your identification"
Harry: "I am not the man you are looking for"
Cybil: "You're not the man I am are looking for"
Harry: "I can go about my business"
Cybil: "You can go about your business"
Harry: "Move along"
Cybil: "Move along...Wait a moment! You're not a Jedi!"
Harry: "Shit"
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Post by blacky on Aug 31, 2011 1:49:22 GMT
Harry: "I can't wait to see the monsters I get pit up against, do I get really sexy nurses with huge cleavages and short skirts?" Climax Studios: "No you get these guys!" *They reveal the raw shock monsters* Harry: SH1 Harry: "You're not the only one who got screwed over in the nurse department, I was given ugly crones with hunchback like parasites on them, only one nurse was hot but then she got blood all over the place"
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Post by blacky on Sept 11, 2011 3:11:15 GMT
Mike Stewart: "You are upsetting my wife, you have the wrong home! Now go away!"
*Mike closes the door on Harry's face, harry starts banging on the door*
Harry: "This is my house damn it!"
Mike Stewart: "Oi, you outside! If you don't go away I'll call the police!"
*Pyramid head panics and flees from his hiding spot from within the Stewart's garden bushes *
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Post by Lolli on Sept 15, 2011 21:14:13 GMT
Kaufman: Why don't you tell me about your birth?
Cheryl: My birth?
Kaufman: Yes, let's start from the beginning.
Cheryl: Well........
Obligatory flashback sequence.
Pregnant Dahlia is in the supermarket when suddenly her waters break and Cheryl falls out.
Harry: Wow, how'd that get in there?
Dahlia: I just gave birth you nonce.
Harry: Really! You were pregnant? I thought you had just gotten fat!
Flashback end.
Cheryl: He was in a coma for three weeks after that.
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Post by blacky on Sept 18, 2011 0:06:18 GMT
Cybil: "Dont worry mr Mason, come with me and we'll find your daughter"
Harry: "What? Your not just going to leave me to fend for myself and give an untrained civilian your gun?"
Cybil: "Why the hell would I do that?"
Fanboys: "OMG! THEY FUCKING CHANGED IT! THEY FUCKING CHANGED IT! FUCK YOU KONAMI FOR RUINING THE BEST HORROR SERIES EVER! BRING BACK TEAM SILENT!"
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Post by blacky on Oct 22, 2011 1:33:29 GMT
*SH1 Harry points at Shatterd Memories Harry*
SH1 Harry: "He took mah job!"
*Team Silent Points at Climax Studios*
Team Silent: "they tork ourr jorbs!"
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Post by blacky on Nov 2, 2011 5:32:38 GMT
Cheryl: "Dad it's snowing it's snowing!"
*An hour later*
Cheryl: "Dad it's snowing! it's snowing!"
Harry: (annoyed now) "So what?"
Cheryl: "So let me in! you know I don't like snow and it's cold out here!"
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Post by Lolli on Nov 7, 2011 21:12:24 GMT
Grim Reaper: Harry Mason, I'm here to collect your soul.
Old Harry: Wait, I'm dead! How did that happen?
Cut to New Harry swerving down the road with a bottle of beer in his hand.
New Harry: Ten green bottles, sitting on a wall, ten green bottles sitting on a wall.
Old Harry: Gah! I knew he was trouble!
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Post by Lolli on Dec 1, 2011 23:08:02 GMT
New Harry: Hello everyone. I'd like you to meet my friend, New Blacky. shade comes to greet everyone.Old Blacky: Boo, hiss. I liked the other one better. Old Harry: Me too! New Harry: But this one brought cookies. Old Harry: Yay! Everyone flocks to shade.Old Blacky: What about me!? Old Harry: You're not one of us anymore. New Harry: We like shade better. shade: ;D Old Blacky:
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Post by shade on Dec 1, 2011 23:48:41 GMT
Shade: "Awww don't be angry, old me. Here I've got a parting gift for you!" Shade: "It's your very own haunted Televison set! And she comes out of it every time you watch it! Do whatever you want with it, you sick bastard!" Old Blacky: "It's nice, but it doesn't impress me much' Shade: "Did I menction that white stuff on her is actaully Icing sugar?" Old Blacky: *Delighted gasp*
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Post by Lolli on Feb 23, 2012 18:11:16 GMT
New Harry: Do you like my phone, it's got all the apps and it comes with bluetooth.
Old Harry: I've got a mobile too, Mr. Thinks-he's-so-cool!
New Harry: Oh yeah, let me see.
Old Harry pulls a cordless phone from his pocket.
Old Harry: There!
New Harry: That's kind of pathetic man.
Old Harry: It was cool back in the 90s!
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Post by Kiryū Kazuma on Sept 23, 2012 20:42:27 GMT
Henry "Oh maa Anooosss"
Walter = o_0
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