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Post by Cenobite, that cute pariah on Apr 12, 2011 21:40:46 GMT
Anna Williams (Tekken):
"I'm saving myself for marriage."
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Post by blacky on Apr 23, 2011 1:02:38 GMT
'The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest: The Resident Evil Edition *Jill Valentine finds an Bee's nest infected with the T-virus, she kicks it, causing the bees to swarm out and fly after her as she runs for it*Jill Valentie: "ARRRGGHHH! BEES! BEES! BEES! BEES!"
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Sindaiin
Nurse
Lakeside Amusement Park Curator
Posts: 206
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Post by Sindaiin on Apr 26, 2011 5:04:16 GMT
Resident Evil
Jill: Hey Barry! Barry: What's up, Jill?" Jill: Hey Barry, you remember how you saved my ass back there? Barry: Of course I remember Jill. Jill: Good, 'cause I'm in the mood for a Jill-Barry Sandwich. Chris: O.O
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Post by Redemption on Apr 26, 2011 6:44:43 GMT
Portal
Chell: Apple.
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Post by mr. worncoat on Apr 28, 2011 22:19:28 GMT
You just earned yourself a rhubarb.
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Post by Lolli on Jun 3, 2011 21:29:54 GMT
Final Fantasy VII:
Aeris used die. It's super effective!
Cloud used Emo. It's super effective!
Vincent used sparkle. It's super effective!
Barrett used Pity Da Fool. It's super effective!
Tifa used jugs. They're super effective!
Sephiroth used Hair flick. Sephiroth was defeated by hoardes of screaming fangirls.
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Post by dreggnog on Jun 3, 2011 22:18:45 GMT
Spyro the Dragon:
Spyro charges a sheep. It explodes in a gush of blood.
Spyro: "Oh sh*t, that one was real!"
Insomniac: "That was the one that had it coming."
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Post by Lolli on Jun 7, 2011 20:35:26 GMT
The Sims: Lolli is playing The Sims, when a message window suddenly pops up.Message: STOP PLAYING THE SIMS AND GO CHAT TO YOUR REAL FRIENDS! Lolli:
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Post by Lolli on Jul 4, 2011 9:31:29 GMT
Metal Gear Solid:
Little Snake: When I grow up, I want to be a professional boxer!
Years later, Snake is working for a cardboard box manufacturer.
Snake: No, no, no, you're doing it all wrong!
He snatches the box from his colleague.
Snake: In the world of boxing, we must treat our cardboard like we treat our women. Nurture them, tell them how beautiful they are, caress their firm and supple ridges. Be a gentle lover.
He pulls out an assembled box from his inventory.
Snake: Here's one I made earlier. Notice how it's sturdy and supportive of you? How it accompanies you for better or for worse? How it shields you from the wind and the rain? THAT is a true box.
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Dwz
Lying Figure
Faceless
Complete the pattern, solve the puzzle, turn the key
Posts: 435
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Post by Dwz on Jul 4, 2011 13:11:43 GMT
Final Fantasy VII: Aeris used die. It's super effective! Cloud used Emo. It's super effective! Vincent used sparkle. It's super effective! Barrett used Pity Da Fool. It's super effective! Tifa used jugs. They're super effective! Sephiroth used Hair flick. Sephiroth was defeated by hoardes of screaming fangirls. Haha, this is awesome
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Post by blacky on Jul 10, 2011 23:46:50 GMT
Resident Evil*A zombie walks up to Jill and bites a chunk of her arm out, leaving an huge fleshy wound with bone exposed and blood floading out*Jill: "ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!" *Barry appears, he is all mellowed out as he has been smoking the red plants*Barry: "What? What's wrong?" Jill: "ISNT THAT OBVIOUS?!?" Barry: "Ooooooooooooh.....That's a nasty booboo isn't it?" Jill: "SHUT UP AND HELP ME YOU IDIOT!" Barry: "Jeez Jill, just chill out! You are bringing me down!" Jill: "CHILL OUT!?! I AM BLEEDING TO DEATH!" Barry: "Just use one of your plants!" *Barry gets out a red plant mixes it with a green palnt, grinds them both up and rolls it into a joint*Jill: "Erm Barry, I don't think you are surpossed to smoke them!" Barry: "Ah shut it!" *He shoves the joint into her mouth, she takes one breath and then mellows out as well*Jill: "Oooooh yeah! I am in flavor country!" Barry: "Did it heal your wound?" Jill: "I don't care! I am too stoned!"
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Post by blacky on Jul 26, 2011 2:00:46 GMT
Merchant: "Got a lot of good things on sale, stranger."
Leon: "Ooooohhh!"
*Leon buys a new shotgun*
Leon: "Oh this is kickass!"
*He tries shooting it, but water squirts out instead*
Leon: "What the hell? It's a water pistol! You call yourself a Merchant?"
Merchant: "YES! A WIND UP MERCHANT! HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA! I've got all your money! Neh neh!"
*The wind up merchant dances around Leon blowing raspberries*
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Post by dreggnog on Aug 12, 2011 18:30:43 GMT
Spider-Man 2
Kid: "My balloon!"
Spider-Man catches the balloon, looking like he's going to give it back, then just speeds off.
Spider-Man: "Ha-ha, now I have the balloon!"
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Post by blacky on Sept 7, 2011 23:12:47 GMT
Any football game
Blacky: "You know none of these football games are realistic"
Football Fan: "What? How dare you say so! the graphics are perfect!"
Blacky: "yeah but there's no option to take a dive, you can't mouth off the ref and the fans are very well behaved! I thought this was a game about football!"
*And that's why Blacky isn't allowed to play sport games with anyone*
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Post by dreggnog on Sept 8, 2011 2:06:28 GMT
Bully
NPC: "Robots are attacking the city! They're going to destroy the entire world and everyone will die if someone doesn't stop them! Will you please help us!?"
Jimmy: "Oh yeah? What's in it for me?"
NPC: "...Five bucks?"
Jimmy: "I'll do it!"
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Also, something funny that actually happened. My best friend was playing and he tried to tackle this prefect and tackled a little kid instead. The kid did a frontflip and landed on his face. My best friend felt terrible, I busted out laughing for the next full minute.
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