Nat
Creeper
ARI comment: Stop using ARI
Posts: 44
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Post by Nat on Mar 3, 2009 9:36:15 GMT
Harry- Cheryl! Cheryllll! Che... ooo amusement park!
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Father Vincent
Lying Figure
What's wrong? You don't trust me?
Shuwatch!
Posts: 367
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Post by Father Vincent on Mar 4, 2009 0:32:40 GMT
Oh! Thank you nat, I was wondering when someone would start one of these.
"Huh? Radio? What's going on with that radio?" [Harry fiddles with tuning knob] *static* [classic rock] "No." *static* [opera] "No." *static* [talk show] "No." *static* [country] "Agh, no!" *static* [gangsta rap] "Aw, yeah..."
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Post by alx on Mar 4, 2009 1:43:03 GMT
Alessa: What's that glowing pyramid thingiee? Harry: It's a Flauros, your mother gave it to me. She gave me that and a scorching case of herpies... (Alessa faints and keels over)
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Post by Lolli on Mar 4, 2009 8:53:41 GMT
Alessa and Cheryl jump out from behind a corner, wielding a gun and steel pipe respectively Harry: Aww, you take after your father Cheryl: Gimme the cash, NOW! Harry: Aww, you're playing make believe Alessa: Unless you want me to pop a cap in your ass you better do what she says! Harry: Aleesa & Cheryl: Alessa: That's it *shoots Harry's kneecap* Cheryl proceeds to do him over with her steel pipeAlessa: *Taking Harry's wallet* Let's see what he's got...what the!? Not even a penny? Cheryl: Told you he was a cheapskate, did you see the art book he bought me pft, falling to pieces it was
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Nat
Creeper
ARI comment: Stop using ARI
Posts: 44
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Post by Nat on Mar 4, 2009 11:28:56 GMT
Harry- Hmmm where could Cheryl be? *finds note* "to school" Harry- school? while we're on vacation? HA! Nerrrrrd
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chackan
Nurse
Sanity?Sounds nice! Where can I get some?!
Posts: 130
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Post by chackan on Mar 4, 2009 13:28:47 GMT
Harry - I'm looking for my wife, she's been dead for 3 years.
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Post by AlexY on Mar 4, 2009 16:38:29 GMT
*Dahlia knocks on the door* *housewife opens* Dahlia: Hello, sorry to disturb you. My name is Dahlia, and I'm from the newly established Church of the Holy Woman. I'd like to show you- Housewife: Not interested, sorry. *shuts door* *Dahlia turns around to Alessa behind her* Dahlia: You know what to do. *Alessa looks at the house and it burns* Dahlia: Thanks dahling. Let's go to the next one. ^___^ And that's how the Great Silent Hill Fire started.
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Post by blacky on Mar 4, 2009 18:30:44 GMT
Harry: "oh man, i've my daughter and I am lost in a strange town, things can't get any more worse than this!"
*A Air screamer flies over and craps on him*
Harry: "...........I spoke too soon"
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Post by Lolli on Mar 4, 2009 21:08:54 GMT
In Bate's motel 'You have picked up Kaufman's porn.' Harry: Giggity giggity giggity, alright. Later in Harry's immobile car. Cheryl: Hey dad I finally found you, listen I... what are you doing? Harry: NOTHING THAT CONCERNS YOU! I mean where have you been young lady? Cheryl: Is that a porn mag in your hand? Harry: It's not what you think! Cheryl: DIRTY FAPPER!
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Post by Blackdog on Mar 15, 2009 3:26:28 GMT
*Harry to Cybil* 'Smoke me a Kipper. I'll be back for breakfast.'
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Post by blacky on Mar 20, 2009 0:23:59 GMT
Harry: "Run to the hills, run for your lives! Run to the hills, run for your lives!"
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lemex
Mumbler
SHF Scribe '11[/b
Posts: 94
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Post by lemex on Apr 9, 2009 12:59:24 GMT
Ok, so I have to fight through a town full of monsters, old woman who will screw me over and crasy, cult-affelated doctors who will threaten to kill me, all to save a girl that isn't in fact my own flesh and blood ... you know what? I don't fancy it. *Wonders off*
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katran
Lying Figure
Deadly Blessing
Pyramid Head is my boyfriend
Posts: 398
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Post by katran on Apr 10, 2009 23:23:18 GMT
Harry to Dahlia: "Hey baby! I got your steal pipe right here!"
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Post by blacky on Apr 16, 2009 1:26:52 GMT
Dahila: "Here, the Flauros, a cage of piece. It can break through the walls of darkness and counteract the wrath of the underworld. These will help you. Make haste to the hospital before it's too late!"
Harry: "Wait! Don't go yet."
*Dahila disapears into a door and locks it*
Harry: "I might not be bright, but you've just locked yourself in a closet"
Dahlia: "...................."
Harry: "I know you have"
Dahlia: "...................................bugger"
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Post by Lolli on Apr 16, 2009 20:33:03 GMT
Ha ha, nice one
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