katran
Lying Figure
Deadly Blessing
Pyramid Head is my boyfriend
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Post by katran on Apr 16, 2009 21:20:18 GMT
Thanks. I actually can't even remember if a steel pipe was in that game or not, but since it's in almost all the other ones I figured everyone would get it.
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Post by blacky on Apr 18, 2009 1:15:46 GMT
Cheryl: "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Harry: "The side of the road of course!" Cheryl: Cybil:
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katran
Lying Figure
Deadly Blessing
Pyramid Head is my boyfriend
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Post by katran on Apr 18, 2009 3:29:37 GMT
Lol Blacky!
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Post by blacky on Apr 25, 2009 21:59:24 GMT
Harry: "Hey cybil, look! Alessa gave me a new baby!" Cybil: "Awwww, what are you going to call her?" Harry: "New Cheryl!" Cybil: "Shoulden't it be something sensible like Heather?" Harry: "No that's shit! New Cheryl will be her name!" Cybil: Harry: "And talking of new names, I am going to call myself new Doctor Kaufman! And you can be new Lisa!" Cybil: "Can't you just be Harry?" Harry: "But I don't want to be Harry! He's stupid!" Cybil:
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Post by Lolli on Apr 25, 2009 22:59:53 GMT
Lol another cracker Blacky. I love how you make Harry so dumb!
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katran
Lying Figure
Deadly Blessing
Pyramid Head is my boyfriend
Posts: 398
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Post by katran on Apr 25, 2009 23:42:51 GMT
Lol, he comes up with all the good ones.
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Post by blacky on Apr 29, 2009 2:11:45 GMT
*Harry and a familar looking child walks up to cybil holding hand in hand*
Harry: "Hey look! I found cheryl!"
Cybil: "Harry, that's not cheryl....."
Harry: "how do you know huh? You've never seen her!"
Cybil: "I don't think Cheryl is a knife weilding faceless abomination"
*Harry looks closer and realises he holding the hand of a grey child monster*
Harry: ".................................................Shit"
Cybil: "I would put it back where you found it"
Harry: "Yeah.........I'll do that"
*Harry and the grey child walk off again, still holding hand in hand*
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Post by Blackdog on Apr 29, 2009 20:30:49 GMT
Harry: Those Nurses are hawt!
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Post by blacky on May 9, 2009 0:18:20 GMT
*At the school and Harry is pummeling a load of grey children/Mumblers with his steel pipe*
Harry: "ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS, CLASS IS NOW IN SESSION! TAKE YOUR FUCKING SEATS! I SAID TAKE YOUR FUCKING SEATS! OH THAT'S IT! PERMANENT DETENTION FOR THE LOT OF YA!"
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Post by alx on May 9, 2009 4:11:26 GMT
All the grey children shout in unison "Hey, Harry- Leave them kids alone!!!"
Guess what I was listening to
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Post by blacky on May 14, 2009 23:42:58 GMT
*In a werid and strange universe where people are replaced by the Yipyip Martians from Sesame Street, Harry and Cybil are no closer to finding Cheryl*
Harry YipYip: "YipYipYipYipYipYipYip!"
Cybil YipYip: "YipYipYipYipYipYip!"
Harry YipYip: "GASP!"
Cybil YipYip: "Huh?"
Harry YipYip: "Look!"
*They have stumbled upon a radio*
Harry YipYip: "Cheryl?"
Cybil YipYip: "Cheryl?"
Harry YipYip: "Check book"
Cybil YipYip: "Earth book!"
Harry YipYip: "Earth book, YipYipYipYip!"
Cybil: "Earth book YipYipYip Right here, YipYipYipYip"
*They consult their guidebook*
Harry YipYip: "NopeNopeNope"
Cybil YipYip: "NopeNope........Radio!"
Harry YipYip: "Radio Radio, YipYipYipYipYip!"
Cybil YipYip: "YipYipYipYipYipYipYip!"
*The Radio starts emitting static, the yipyips hide their faces behind their mouths and flee*
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Post by dreggnog on Jul 16, 2009 0:15:10 GMT
Harry enters the hospital room in FMV and sees Lisa for the first time. She stands up and hugs him. He runs his fingers through her hair.
Then Lisa turns back into normal graphics.
Harry: "What the hell!?"
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Post by Lolli on Jul 16, 2009 16:33:45 GMT
^Ha ha, good one
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Post by dreggnog on Jul 16, 2009 17:14:43 GMT
Harry is in the cafe. Cybil has given him the gun and he has collected all the items he can. He tries to leave and then heads towards the radio. The demon bird smashes through the window.
Harry: "Oh my God! Thank goodness I have my gun! Uhh, what the- I can't seem to get it out!"
The demon bird claws at Harry's head.
Harry: "AHHHHHH!!!! WHY WON'T THE GUN COME OUT!!?"
Harry keeps tugging at his pocket. His hand is on the gun but it won't budge. The demon bird claws at his head again.
Suddenly, Cybil pops her head in the door and says, "Hey Harry, did I forget to mention that you have to equip the gun from the menu?"
Bleeding from the head, Harry yells, "THAT WOULD'VE BEEN HELPFUL!!"
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chackan
Nurse
Sanity?Sounds nice! Where can I get some?!
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Post by chackan on Jul 16, 2009 19:55:21 GMT
Harry enters the hospital room in FMV and sees Lisa for the first time. She stands up and hugs him. He runs his fingers through her hair. Then Lisa turns back into normal graphics. Harry: "What the hell!?" That one really made me laugh
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