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Post by Blackdog on Apr 9, 2009 20:38:42 GMT
James: Hey Eddie. What are you doing?
Eddie: Having a weenie roast.
James: Cool. I'm starving.
*ten weenies later*
James: They were tasty! But a little different to what I'm used to. Where did you get them anyway?
Eddie: Are you accusing me? Like that damn dog and those men?!
James: Eddie, what are you saying?!
Eddie: They called me a weenie head. Well I showed them!
James: I think I'm going to vomit now.
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Post by blacky on Apr 10, 2009 2:14:28 GMT
Pyramid head: "Awww I am bored, hey you nurse there, how about..."
Nurse: "NO!"
Pyramid head: "But I didn't even say..."
Nurse: "NO!"
Pyramid head: "But arn't you gonna let me....."
Nurse: "NO!"
Pyramid head: "Aww common"
Nurse: "FUCK OFF!"
Pyramid head: "I am trying to, but your not making it easy"
Nurse: "GO AWAY!"
Pyramid head: "Fine! Be like that! I'll just find someone else! Hey Lying figure..."
Lying Figure: "NO!"
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Post by Lolli on Apr 10, 2009 19:55:32 GMT
^That be the truth right there Blacky
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Post by The Crimson One on Apr 16, 2009 16:32:30 GMT
James is hiding in the closet in the apartment, watching. He closes his eyes for a moment, mustering up the courage and then get's a little nasty smirk on his face. He opens the door. Pyramid head looks over shocked as James peels off his jacket. "You freaks lookin' for a third?" *ZIP!*
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Post by blacky on Apr 18, 2009 3:05:51 GMT
*In the hospital James opens up a door to a padded cell*
Pyramid head: (Doing a nurse agaist a wall) "Oi! Do you mind?"
*James closes the door, then opens it up again*
Pyramid head: (Now doing a lying figure agaist a wall) "Shut the friggin door!"
*James closes the door, then opens it yet again*
Pyramid head: (Now doing a Mannequin agaist a wall) "Quit it!"
*James closes the door*
James: "how does he do that?"
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Post by Blackdog on Apr 29, 2009 23:11:51 GMT
James: My name is James Sunderland. You killed my father. Prepare to die. Pyramid Head:
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Post by blacky on May 4, 2009 20:34:24 GMT
*The final confrontation with the two Pyramid heads........*
Pyramid head 1: "Hey Pyramid 2, what does the scouter say about James's redemption level?"
Pyramid head 2: "IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND!"
Pyamid head 1: "WHAT? NINE THOUSAND?"
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Post by Blackdog on May 4, 2009 23:36:47 GMT
*The final confrontation with the two Pyramid heads........*Pyramid head 1: "Hey Pyramid 2, what does the scouter say about James's redemption level?" Pyramid head 2: "IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND!" Pyamid head 1: "WHAT? NINE THOUSAND?" James: Nine Thousand Penis's! Pyramid Head 1: .... Pyramid Head 2 : .... Pyramid Head 1: That... actually explains a lot.
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Post by blacky on May 11, 2009 18:55:21 GMT
Angela: "No daddy! Please! Don’t!....Please don't use condoms! it feels much better without them!" James:
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Post by Lolli on May 12, 2009 16:20:02 GMT
Angela: "No daddy! Please! Don’t!....Please don't use condoms! it feels much better without them!" James: I second that expression
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Post by The Crimson One on May 13, 2009 17:46:15 GMT
Angela: "No daddy! Please! Don’t!....Please don't use condoms! it feels much better without them!" James: Oh my god! I didn't realize it was that kinda party in here. Nice!
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Post by blacky on May 15, 2009 1:42:09 GMT
Pyramid head: "There's nowhere to run to now, James!" James: "Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit!" *Pyramid head suddenly stops, then puts hand to chest*Pyramid head: "Urrrrrrrgggh! My STI'S!" *Pyramid head falls over and dies*James: "It was bound to happen sometime"
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Post by Lolli on May 15, 2009 17:49:11 GMT
James puts the videotape into the video. The tape starts off with Mary talking about returning to the Lakeview Hotel then suddenly static kicks in before switching to a scene of Mary and Frank Sunderland going at it doggy style on the bed.James: Oh my Gawd! Mary: Harder damn it harder! James: Pyramid head enters the room.Pyramid Head: *Whistles* All I got was oral. James: *Standing up* YOU BASTARD! Pyramid Head: I guess you never knew huh? Mary's like the town bike. James: ...? Pyramid Head: Everybody's had a ride. James: But wait a minute I was there for her why'd she never have sex with me? Pyramid Head: You were lacking certain 'aspects'. James: What've you got that I haven't? Pyramid Head: *Holds up sword* This ain't the only 'great sword' I'm packing.
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Post by blacky on May 21, 2009 2:26:31 GMT
*Pyramid head is doing obscene things to a nurse, for the fiffteenth time this morning!*Pyramid head: "Oh yeah, your a dirty little bitch arn't you!" Nurse: (Half heartenly) "Yeah pyramid, I am a dirty bitch.......can I go now?" Pyramid head: "No!....Twenty more times!" James: "Hey dude, I've been walking around town for a whole morning and you haven't harrassed me! Are you going to do your thing or what?" Pyramid head: "I am busy James!" James: "You changed man! It used to be about the symbolism! But now your just addicted! You used to be cool man!" Pyramid head: "Shut ya hole, I am still cool!" James: "Yeah well, you'll see, one day I won't be around to torment anymore and you will have to resort to tormenting side characters in small appearances in other silent hill media!" Pyramid head: "Pfft! As if that will happen!" *years later*Pyramid head: "Why didn't I listen?.....Sob Sob sob, Waaaaaaaahh!" Nurse: "Your crying and doing me at the same time?" Pyramid head: "Waaaaaaaaaahh damn straight! waaaaaaaaaahh!"
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Post by Blackdog on May 31, 2009 22:05:05 GMT
Pyramid Head: Giggitty Giggity
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