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Post by blacky on Jun 7, 2009 2:37:50 GMT
Angela: "No Daddy, please, don't!" Pyramid head: "Mwa hahahahahhaha!" *Pyramid head gropes Angela* Pyramid head: "Arrrggh! This one has a pulse!" *Pyramid head turns round and leaves*
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Post by Lolli on Jun 12, 2009 16:05:44 GMT
Angela: "No Daddy, please, don't!" Pyramid head: "Mwa hahahahahhaha!" *Pyramid head gropes Angela* Pyramid head: "Arrrggh! This one has a pulse!" *Pyramid head turns round and leaves* Returns with great sword and decapitates Angela.Pyramid Head: Ah, much better. Begins to hump corpse.
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Post by blacky on Jun 13, 2009 2:09:28 GMT
James: "Okay, if these monsters are manivestations, then that means their physical appearance must be influanced by the state of my mind, so if I was to change the state of my mind, they will too!"
*James pulls out a beer bottle*
James: "Beer solves everything!"
*A few hours later, pyramid head is floating five feet in the air, and is distorted in a child's drawing style*
Pyramid head: "tart is not florished sun poop with a little tingle bag heavy alot fatty crappy marmalade!"
*A nurse and a lying figure float by, more or less in the same state*
Lying figure: "Bahahahaha! ish uhhh an yoo yacker ines des!"
Nurse: "Shut it ya slag!"
Pyramid head: " Fish upper eye unless cat outdo ass cane less door becomming!"
Lying figure: " Bahahahaha! Dam gtish woots ducko sli!"
Nurse: "Shut it ya slag!"
*James walks by underneath them without hassle, even if he is wobbling all over the place*
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Post by Vaan-Knight on Jun 13, 2009 21:36:07 GMT
James manages to stop PH before he stabs Maria in the elevator corridor, and thus they earn the right to enter the super duper ultra secret hidden Pyramid Head's bedroom. James: Wooooow!! I should have tried to shoot his legs instead of his iron helmet a long time ago! This room is so cool! Look, he has a huge LCD TV!! Maria: And a Karaoke machine! I love these things! look at the music selection, I could have never guessed he was such a fan of Britney Spears!! James: That actually explains a lot... Oh, german porn on DVD!!! And so many magazines! Penthouse Otherworld Edition, Monster Hustler, Play-Demon... Maria: What's this inside the fridge? a nurse's head? O__o James: For those lonely nights I guess... Maria: there's a loaf of rotten meat as well... the bag reads... "Pyrie's sex power booster, do not touch or I'll have your ass... Literally" So that's his secret!! James: Eww!!! who would eat something like that? it's not worthy! Maria: I'll take a bath now, can you believe it? He has a jacuzzi here! Maria goes to the bathroom and opens the tub's faucets, when she realises there isn't any shampoo in the bottle. Maria: James, is there any more shampoo in the-- ...what are you eating? James: Noffing... *chews*
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Post by blacky on Jun 17, 2009 1:04:42 GMT
Pyramid head: "You put your big cock in Your big cock out In, out, in, out, shake it all about. You do the hanky panky and you turn around That's what it's all about!"
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Post by patient on Jun 25, 2009 16:44:47 GMT
Pyramid head: "You put your big cock in Your big cock out In, out, in, out, shake it all about. You do the hanky panky and you turn around That's what it's all about!" It's so wrong... yet I can't help but laugh.
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Post by Father Vincent on Jun 29, 2009 18:46:01 GMT
James walks into the apartment with the figure in the chair, facing the static-screen TV.
Huh?
Looks at the figure from the front
Eeugh! He was . . . wait, the VCR's still on.
Pulls out a videotape
"Romancing the Bone". Huh.
*item noise*
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Post by blacky on Jun 29, 2009 20:38:20 GMT
*James walks up to an unconscious nurse he just had knocked out, he pulls out a mousetrap from his jacket and shoves it up her knickers*
James: "That will surprise the bastard"
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Post by Lolli on Jun 30, 2009 13:22:34 GMT
The Song Of The Count (Lemon Demon Version), as sung by Pyramid Head:
You know that I am called Pyramid Head Because I really love to *Beeeeeeeep* Sometimes I sit and *Beep* all day But, sometimes I get carried away
I *Beep* slowly, slowly, slowly getting faster Once I start *Beeeep*-ing it's very hard to stop Faster, faster, it is so exciting I could *Beep* forever, *Beep* until I drop!
One, two, three, four One, two, three, four One, two, three, four One, two I love *Beep*-ing whatever the amount
One, two, three, four Hey,yay yay yay Hey, yay yay yay One, two, three, four One, two, that's the song of Pyramid Head
I *Beep* the the Nurses up the wall I *Beep* the straight jackets in the hall I *Beep* the mannequins by the shelf When I'm alone I *Beep* myself
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Post by blacky on Jul 2, 2009 2:52:05 GMT
*Pyramid head sees a health drink, he drinks the contents and then pisses into it till it's full before finally putting the cap back on and leave it where it can easily be found*
Pyramid head: "That will teach him to booby trap my bitches!"
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Post by Lolli on Jul 2, 2009 21:32:11 GMT
Mary's Letter, as it was meant to be:
In my restless dreams, I see that town, Silent Hill. You promised you'd take me there again someday...but you never did you selfish bastard!
Well, I'm alone there now, in our 'special place' (no James not the bar) waiting for you.
I told the nurse to give this to you after I'm gone but the dumb bitch will probably forget. I left a little something in your Jacob's Ladder novelty jacket, the one you never take off. It's a letter, in case you're too plastered to read it. There's also a photo of me in there, the one you used to stalk me with.
Well this letter has gone on for too long so I'll say goodbye.
James...
I Christen thee Pyramid's Head bitch!
See you in Hell sucker!
Mary*, xxx
James: Who the hell is Mary?
Looks at letter small print
*Your ex-wife.
James: Oh I see, that Mary
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Post by patient on Jul 3, 2009 4:08:02 GMT
James: *He's standing there, reading the graffiti on the walls.* What the hell is this? Who wrote all this junk, anyway?
*He turns and sees Pyramid Head and Laura, spray painting everywhere and making lots of gang symbols.*
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Post by Lolli on Jul 3, 2009 12:39:23 GMT
"Silent Hill, a quiet little lakeside resort town with a portal to the hellish otherworld. We're happy to devour your soul. Take some time out of your busy schedules and enjoy a nice neverending nightmare here. Row after row of quaint derelict houses, a gorgeous scrap metal landscape, and a lake which shows different sides of its beauty with the many souls trapped at the bottom of its murky waters. Silent Hill will haunt you and fill you with a feeling of deep paranoia. I hope your time here will be short and your corpse will rot in the depths of hell."
James: Wow this place sounds great, I'll have to take Mary there sometime.
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Post by blacky on Jul 4, 2009 15:09:55 GMT
*The final pyramid head confrontation......*Pyramid head 1: "I'll kill him!" Pyramid head 2: "No, I want to kill him!" Pyramid head: "I'll kill him!" Pyramid head 2: "I'll kill him!" Pyramid head: "Wait, theres only one way we can settle this" Pyramid head 2: "You mean?......" Pyramid head: "Yes, Jack off Race! first one to orgasm gets to kill him!" Pyramid head 2: "Your on!" Lying Figure: "And they are off! pyramid head 2 has a good start, but pyramid head 1 is right behind! They are closing....closing......Oh no pyramid head 2 has taken some damage, he was just going way too fast! pyramid head 1 takes the lead, and pyramid head 2 is back in the race! He is cacthing up, closing, and Pyramid head 2 has overtaken pyramid head 1 and finishes spectaularly!" Pyramid head 2: "Wooooooooooooo! I win!" James:
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Post by Lolli on Jul 4, 2009 16:37:52 GMT
That is wrong, so so wrong XD
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