Post by dreggnog on Aug 7, 2009 4:11:02 GMT
All I can say is, I'll be shocked if no one has ever come up with this before.
Pyramid Head rides by on a dog (you know the one).
PH: I am Pyrie!
He comes back with the dog riding on him.
PH: Pyrie I am!
James: That Pyramid Head, that Pyramid Head, I do not like that Pyramid Head.
PH: Would you like to have sex with me?
James: I would not like it, Pyrie-I-am, I do not like having sex one bit.
PH: Would you like it here or there? (points to front, then back)
James: I would not like sex here or there, I would not like sex anywhere. I do not like having sex one bit. I do not like it, Pyrie-I-am.
PH: Would you like it in a house? Would you like it with a mouse?
James: I would not like it in a house. I would not like it with a mouse. I would not like sex here or there, I would not like sex anwhere. I do not like having sex one bit. I do not like it, Pyrie-I-am.
PH: Would you have sex in a box? Would you have sex with a fox?
James: Not in a box. Not with a fox. Not in a house. Not with a mouse. I would not like sex here or there, I would not like sex anywhere. I do not like having sex one bit. I do not like it, Pyrie-I-am.
PH: Would you? Could you? in a car? Do it! Do it! Here I am!
James: I would not, could not, in a car.
PH: you might like it, you will see. You might like me in a tree?
James: I would not, could not in a tree. Not in a car! you let me be! I do not like it in a box. I do not like it with a fox. I do not like it in a house. I do not like it with a mouse. I do not like it here or there. I do not like it anywhere. I do not like having sex one bit. I do not like sex, Pyrie-I-am.
PH: A train! A train! A train! A train! Could you, would you, on a train?
James: Not on a train! Not in a tree! Not in a car! Pyrie! Let me be! I would not, could not, in a box. I could not would not, with a fox. I will not have sex with a mouse. I will not have sex in a house. I will not do it here or there. I will not do it anywhere. I do not like sex, Pyramid Head.
PH: Say! In the dark? Here in the dark! Would you, could you, in the dark?
James: I would not, could not, in the dark.
PH: Would you, could you, in the rain?
James: I would not, could not, in the rain. Not in the dark. Not on a train, Not in a car, not in a tree. I do not like sex, so you see. Not in a house. Notin a box. Not with a mouse. Not with a fox. I will not have sex here or there. I do not like it anywhere.
PH: You do not like having sex at all?
James: I do not like it, Pyrie-I-am
PH: . . . could you, would you . . . with a goat?
James: I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, WITH A GOAT!
PH: What about a boat?
James: I could not, would not, with a, I mean, on a boat. I will not, will not, with a goat. I will not sex in the rain. I will not do you on a train. Not in the dark! Not in a tree! Not in a car! You let me be! I do not like it in a box. I do not like sex with a fox. I would not do it in a house. I would not have sex with a mouse. I do not like it here or there. I DO NOT LIKE SEX ANYWHERE! I do not like having sex at all! I do not like it, Pyrie-I-am.
PH: You do not like sex, SO you say. Try it! Try it! And you may. Try me and you may I say.
James: PYRIE! If you will let me be, I will try it, you will see.
. . .
James: Say! I like having sex with you! I do!! I like it, Pyramid Head! And I would have sex in a boat! And I would have sex with a goat... And I would do it in the rain. And in the dark. And on a train. And in a car. And in a tree. It is just so f*cking good you see! So I will do it in a box. And I will have sex with a fox. And I will have sex in a house. And I will do it with a mouse. And I will have sex here and there! Say! I will have sex anywhere! I do so like having sex with you! Thank you! Thank you, Pyrie-I-am.
DISCLAIMER
...Having sex with animals is very, very wrong.
Pyramid Head rides by on a dog (you know the one).
PH: I am Pyrie!
He comes back with the dog riding on him.
PH: Pyrie I am!
James: That Pyramid Head, that Pyramid Head, I do not like that Pyramid Head.
PH: Would you like to have sex with me?
James: I would not like it, Pyrie-I-am, I do not like having sex one bit.
PH: Would you like it here or there? (points to front, then back)
James: I would not like sex here or there, I would not like sex anywhere. I do not like having sex one bit. I do not like it, Pyrie-I-am.
PH: Would you like it in a house? Would you like it with a mouse?
James: I would not like it in a house. I would not like it with a mouse. I would not like sex here or there, I would not like sex anwhere. I do not like having sex one bit. I do not like it, Pyrie-I-am.
PH: Would you have sex in a box? Would you have sex with a fox?
James: Not in a box. Not with a fox. Not in a house. Not with a mouse. I would not like sex here or there, I would not like sex anywhere. I do not like having sex one bit. I do not like it, Pyrie-I-am.
PH: Would you? Could you? in a car? Do it! Do it! Here I am!
James: I would not, could not, in a car.
PH: you might like it, you will see. You might like me in a tree?
James: I would not, could not in a tree. Not in a car! you let me be! I do not like it in a box. I do not like it with a fox. I do not like it in a house. I do not like it with a mouse. I do not like it here or there. I do not like it anywhere. I do not like having sex one bit. I do not like sex, Pyrie-I-am.
PH: A train! A train! A train! A train! Could you, would you, on a train?
James: Not on a train! Not in a tree! Not in a car! Pyrie! Let me be! I would not, could not, in a box. I could not would not, with a fox. I will not have sex with a mouse. I will not have sex in a house. I will not do it here or there. I will not do it anywhere. I do not like sex, Pyramid Head.
PH: Say! In the dark? Here in the dark! Would you, could you, in the dark?
James: I would not, could not, in the dark.
PH: Would you, could you, in the rain?
James: I would not, could not, in the rain. Not in the dark. Not on a train, Not in a car, not in a tree. I do not like sex, so you see. Not in a house. Notin a box. Not with a mouse. Not with a fox. I will not have sex here or there. I do not like it anywhere.
PH: You do not like having sex at all?
James: I do not like it, Pyrie-I-am
PH: . . . could you, would you . . . with a goat?
James: I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, WITH A GOAT!
PH: What about a boat?
James: I could not, would not, with a, I mean, on a boat. I will not, will not, with a goat. I will not sex in the rain. I will not do you on a train. Not in the dark! Not in a tree! Not in a car! You let me be! I do not like it in a box. I do not like sex with a fox. I would not do it in a house. I would not have sex with a mouse. I do not like it here or there. I DO NOT LIKE SEX ANYWHERE! I do not like having sex at all! I do not like it, Pyrie-I-am.
PH: You do not like sex, SO you say. Try it! Try it! And you may. Try me and you may I say.
James: PYRIE! If you will let me be, I will try it, you will see.
. . .
James: Say! I like having sex with you! I do!! I like it, Pyramid Head! And I would have sex in a boat! And I would have sex with a goat... And I would do it in the rain. And in the dark. And on a train. And in a car. And in a tree. It is just so f*cking good you see! So I will do it in a box. And I will have sex with a fox. And I will have sex in a house. And I will do it with a mouse. And I will have sex here and there! Say! I will have sex anywhere! I do so like having sex with you! Thank you! Thank you, Pyrie-I-am.
DISCLAIMER
...Having sex with animals is very, very wrong.