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Post by shade on Mar 12, 2012 23:55:02 GMT
Henry: "I wonder where this hole goes to?"
*He enters the bathroom hole, and comes out a portal in minecraft*
Henry: "What the hell?"
*Henry proceeds to cut some trees down, and build a lovely little cabbin*
Henry: "I quite like it here, better than being in that other game!"
*Travis appears and starts taking Henry's cabin apart, block by block and stuffing them into his bottomless pants*
Henry: "Hey that's my wood you are taking!"
*A minecraft Pyramid head appears*
Minecraft Pyramid: "Thatsssss a very nice ssssssexy asssssssss you have there, it would be a ssssssshame if anything were to happen to it"
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Post by shade on Mar 28, 2012 23:42:20 GMT
Walter: "Hmmmm, I don't know if killing people just to get my mom back in the right thing to do, what do you say Conscience?"
Walter's Conscience:
Walter: "Your right! I should do it!"
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Post by shade on May 17, 2012 15:12:35 GMT
Henry: "Eileen, what the hell?"
Eileen: "What? What I do?"
Henry: "What the hell Eileen?"
Eileen: "I don't understand what you are asking."
Henry: "What the hell Eileen? What the hell?
Eileen: "I am starting to think you say that all the time to be annoying"
Henry: "What the hell?"
Eileen: "Say that one more time and I'll slap you"
Henry: "What the hell?"
*She slaps him in the face*
Henry: "Owwwwwww!....What the hell Eileen?"
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Post by Lolli on Jun 3, 2012 15:12:15 GMT
The final battle.Henry: Ohfuckohshitohfuckohshitphfuckohshit! Walter: Ha ha ha! You're inventory is full, you have no room for your spears! Henry: OHFUCKOHSHIT! He begins rummaging through his inventory for a weapon.Henry: WHY DID I STOCK UP ON SO MANY CANDLES! A disembodied voice appears from nowhere.Joseph's voice: Henry, use this! A spoon falls from the sky, landing at Henry's feet.Joseph: You're an amazon Henry! Henry picks up the spoon and rams it into Walters neck.Walter: Nooo, my one weakness! He dies, the entire building explodes, Henry and Eileen escape in a tank, then the tank explodes, after escaping unharmed, the two kiss, then Michael Bay's name explodes onto the screen.Eileen: *Watching TV* Why the hell did we sell the rights to him? Henry: Colin Farrel makes a good me. Walter: I just had to use a spoon
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Post by Kiryū Kazuma on Sept 3, 2012 13:45:26 GMT
Henry "......................................."
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Post by shade on Dec 7, 2012 4:10:26 GMT
Henry's Poem notebook
Page 21 "Oh What the hell, Is that smell? There's an odor wafting through the walls Oh I can't tell What the hell smells like an carcasses' smelly balls?
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Post by King Me on Jan 15, 2013 16:59:30 GMT
Henry: Anything
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Post by Kiryū Kazuma on Nov 14, 2014 22:10:34 GMT
Henry goes to his front door expecting to see bloody chains instead he encounters the white wizard
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!"
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