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Post by blacky on Apr 15, 2009 22:00:18 GMT
Walter: "Don't be fooled by the peeps that I shot I'm still, I'm still Walter from the block Used to kill a little, now I kill a lot No matter where I go, I know where I came from (My Mom!) Don't be fooled by the peeps that I shot I'm still, I'm still Walter from the block Used to kill a little, now I kill a lot No matter what I do, I know where I want to go (In My Mom!)"
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Post by Blackdog on Apr 26, 2009 2:57:12 GMT
Henry: I see. This accomodation I am at this conjecture currently ensared in, is in fact an Euclidean Dimension. And that the former resident of said domicile is in fact a preambulating cadavar resolute on being reaquanted with his presumed mother figure. Based on the teachings of an antediluvian Doctrination. Also that he has committed acts of murderous intentions in order to bring about an ancient ritual of said Cult in order to ressurect his mother?
Man I'm f*****G wasted!
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Post by blacky on May 26, 2009 1:30:29 GMT
Sniffer Dog: "Grrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooollllllllrrrr!"
Henry: "Meh"
Victim ghost: "OOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOO!"
Henry: "Meh"
cynthia: "Oh God, I am dying! Henry help me!"
Henry: "Meh"
*Henry clubs a ghost with his wine bottle, it smahes and the wine splashes everywhere*
Henry: "OH MY FUCKING GOD! WHY THE HELL DID THAT HAVE TO HAPPEN? THE WINE! OH GOD THE WINE IS EVERYWHERE! WHY GOD? WHY THE WINE? WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS? OH THE WINE, THE WINE! I'VE GOT NO WINE! OH GOD, THE WINE!"
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Post by Lolli on Jun 1, 2009 9:20:44 GMT
Henry is looking through one of the peepholes in the water prison. He hears something behind him and turns to look finding Kirie from Fatal Frame standing before him.
Henry: *Raises palm of hand* Wrong game bitch.
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Post by blacky on Jun 8, 2009 1:53:18 GMT
Jasper: "Arrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhh! Dude I am on fire!"
Henry: "........................"
Jasper: "Oh my god! It burns, oh it burns!"
Henry: "..............................."
Jasper: "Help me dude! Do something!"
Henry: "...................."
Jasper: "Get some water! piss on me! Spit on me! Anything!"
Henry: ".............................."
Jasper: "Arrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhh!"
Henry: "............................."
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Post by Kiryū Kazuma on Jun 26, 2009 23:52:24 GMT
lol ^^ blacky you legend some brilliant stuff in other ones to!
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Post by blacky on Jun 27, 2009 2:11:31 GMT
*Henry's second visit to the forest world................*
Jasper's ghost: "Aaaaaarrrrrrgggghhh! Dude I am still on fire!" Oh my god! It burns, it burns!"
Henry: "..........................."
Eileen: "..........................."
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Post by Lolli on Jun 27, 2009 18:42:54 GMT
That's the longest Jasper has ever gone without stuttering!
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Post by blacky on Jun 28, 2009 3:12:54 GMT
That's the longest Jasper has ever gone without stuttering! Indeed, but do people who stutter actually stutter when on fire? Scientists should definitely study into it.
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Post by Vio on Jul 6, 2009 19:00:31 GMT
That's the longest Jasper has ever gone without stuttering! Indeed, but do people who stutter actually stutter when on fire? Scientists should definitely study into it. yes. yes they do.
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Post by Lolli on Jul 7, 2009 14:55:59 GMT
Indeed, but do people who stutter actually stutter when on fire? Scientists should definitely study into it. yes. yes they do. Well we can never be too sure, we could just set some stuttering people on fire and see what happens...That is, if it weren't illegal to douse a person in flame.
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Post by blacky on Jul 12, 2009 3:13:52 GMT
Cynthia: "I'll do a "special favor" for you later..." Henry: "Score!" *Walter comes out of nowhere and kills Cynthia*Henry: "Argh! arsehole! the next person better be just as sexy" Jasper: "S-So y-you c-came...t-to investigate th-this stone t-oo?" Henry: "Your not sexy!" Jasper: "Th-There was a another g-guy here before... A...a...a real nosy guy..." Henry: "Shut the fuck up!" Jasper: "B-B-But I was the one, one who f-found this s-stone first..." *Henry shoots Jasper*
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Post by AlexY on Jul 12, 2009 21:43:15 GMT
Cynthia: "I'll do a "special favor" for you later..." Henry: "Score!" *Walter comes out of nowhere and kills Cynthia*Henry: "Argh! arsehole! the next person better be just as sexy" Jasper: "S-So y-you c-came...t-to investigate th-this stone t-oo?" Henry: "Your not sexy!" Jasper: "Th-There was a another g-guy here before... A...a...a real nosy guy..." Henry: "Shut the fuck up!" Jasper: "B-B-But I was the one, one who f-found this s-stone first..." *Henry shoots Jasper*
*Jasper is lying face down near the stone* *Henry notices a peculiar hole in Jasper's pants* Henry: .....? *Henry notices pink undies with Robbie imprints* Henry: ...! *Walter creeps from behind the stone* Walter: He didn't stutter for no reason, you know... Henry: .....!! Walter: I've got two extra pairs, little Henry...! *wink wink* Henry: !!!
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Post by Kiryū Kazuma on Jul 13, 2009 21:01:34 GMT
lol ^^ awesome!
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Post by dreggnog on Jul 15, 2009 23:47:20 GMT
Henry: "Walter, why are you trying to kill me? Don't you remember?" Walter: "Remember what?" Henry: "You." Walter: ? A piano beat starts up in the background, followed by a drum beat, and then Henry starts singing. Henry: "Walter, remember when the world was young and all the girls knew Walter's name. Walter . . . isn't it a shame the way our little world has changed?" Suddenly, the spotlights go on to reveal Pyramid Head on the drums, Douglas on the keyboard, and James on the guitar . Henry: "Do you remember Walter playing cricket in the founder in the rain?" Walter looks extremely confused. Henry: "Do you remember Walter smoking cigarettes behind your garden gate?" Henry dons a pair of sunglasses and starts walking around Walter. Henry: "Yes, Walter was my mate, but Walter my old friend where are you now?" A glimmer of recognition seems to be coming into Walter's eyes. Henry: "Do you remember, Walter, how we said we'd fight the world so we'd be free? We'd save up all our money and we'd buy a boat and sail away to sea?" Suddenly, Walter gasps and nods, bemused. Henry: "But it was not to be..." Walter looks shocked. Henry: "I knew you then, but do I know you now!?" Walter looks hurt Henry:"Walter...you are just an echo of a world I knew so long ago. Walter. If you saw me now, you wouln't even know my name." Walter appears at a loss for words. Henry: "I bet you're fat and married and you're always back in bed by half past eight!" Walter shrugs, looking upset. Henry: "And if I talked about the old times, you'd get bored and you'd have nothing more to say! Yes, people often change, but memories of people can remain!" Walter starts sobbing. Pyramid Head goes crazy on the drums, slamming his head into them for the final notes. Henry drops the mike, turns around, and walks away. The lights fade to black.
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