Father Vincent
Lying Figure
What's wrong? You don't trust me?
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Post by Father Vincent on Aug 19, 2009 0:11:49 GMT
Good ++ Ending:
[Henry and Eileen are in Henry's apartment]
Henry: Hey check it out, I finally got the hang of this "haunted room" thing. [Looks up] Hit it!
Apartment goes a musty, reddish color; lights dim; candles on a table light themselves; baby faces appear on wall, singing a capella: "Wump-bump-bump-boww" "I been really tryyy'n baby . . ."
[Henry and Eileen slow dance; fade out, roll credits]
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Post by blacky on Aug 19, 2009 2:04:50 GMT
*Henry returns to the station, Cynthia's ghost appears, crawling towards him like the grudge*
Henry: "Oh no! Oh no! No No! Oh hell no!"
*She reaches him and looks up at his face*
Cynthia: "Hey, you want your speical favor or don't you?"
Henry: "Oh Yes!"
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Post by Lolli on Aug 20, 2009 13:31:20 GMT
Henry: Wow Eileen you're hot, I think I want to Rape you!
Eileen: What!? You never said that to Cynthia?
Henry: Well it doesn't work on trollops.
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Post by dreggnog on Aug 20, 2009 23:45:25 GMT
(finds Cynthia bleeding on the floor)
Henry: "Hey, I didn't think to ask on the first playthrough, but umm, did you see the guy who did this to while while he was carving those numbers into your chest because, you know, that would probably be a great help."
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Post by Lolli on Aug 21, 2009 15:25:26 GMT
Henry grabs Walter by the collar until both of their faces are very close.
Henry: You want to know how I got this personality? My father was a drinker who came home every night smelling of beer. One night mummy shouted at him but daddy didn't like that so he took his chocolate milk and ran at mummy with it. Then he came at me, grabbing me by the face and he said to me, "Why so monotonous?"
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Post by Vaan-Knight on Aug 21, 2009 20:12:22 GMT
Henry is hanging out with Eileen in the apartment world. Everything seems normal, but suddenly, Henry smashes the wine bottle he was weilding on the floor and raises his fists to the air.Henry: ARRRGGGHH!!! I am sick of this!! 17 playthroughs in a row already and I haven't even make out with Cynthia once!! Everything is so damn boring!! Nothing interesting ever happens in this town!! I curse you Akira Yamaoka!! I CURSE YOU!!! Eileen: AH! shut up Henry, you're gonna get us both in trouble! Suddenly, the clouds in the sky open to reveal a strong ray of light. From the opening we hear a godly, thunderous voice with a strong japanese accent.Akira Yamaoka's Voice: "Thy prayer hast not fallen on deaf ears. O, Dull One!! For the Power I weild as the Producer and Sound Director of this Universe, from this day henceforth, I shall grant you the power to change the shape of my creatures in whatever way pleases thee!! So I decree, and so it shall be!!"Akira's voice fades out in a loud thunder and the clouds return to their normal state.Henry: Awesome!! Eileen: Henry starts to transform the ghost victims into incredibly hot cheerleaders wearing ridiculously short skirts, the sniffer dogs are now fluffy bunnies hopping around, the buzzing fly thingies become little giggling fairies, and Walter, dressed like a french maid, pours chocolate milk from the New Toluca Lake into a crystal cup for Henry, who now lies on a pile of feather pillows, wearing nothing but a leopard pattern thong, and surrounded by the smiling cheerleaders.Walter: Is there anything else you need, Henry? Henry: Ahem... Come again? Walter: *sigh* ...Is there anything else I can do to please you, LORD Henry? ¬¬ Henry: Nah, finish polishing my golf clubs and then you can have some water and a cold toast for your trouble. Walter: Gee, thanks... *rolls eyes and leaves*Eileen: (low voice) Oh man... I wonder if he has the power to manipulate the way I look... Eileen looks down to realize she's wearing a tiny bikini, and now her breasts are bigger than her own head.Eileen: I had to ask... Henry: Hey Eileen, come over here and lick my toes. Eileen: What?! Henry: you heard me... ;D Eileen kneels down ad hesitantly starts doing as Henry said.Henry: (to the cheerleaders) Hey girls, who would you say is the coolest protagonist these games have had? Cheerleaders: Oh, it's you Henry! - None other! - You're so dreamy! *Giggle* - You're the hottest man in Silent Hill! Henry: ah, ah, ah! the hottest man in-- where? Cheerleaders: Oh, of course, The Hottest Man in "Townshendland"!! Henry: That's more like it. Eileen is still licking Henry's toes, he closes his eyes and cuddles among the pillows, completely relaxed.Henry: Ahhh! Eileen, you're doing great!! Eileen: What are you talking about?! get up, hurry! he's killing you! Henry: Huh? Henry opens his eyes to see himself lying on a pile of dead bodies, while a sniffer dog is slurping blood from his foot.Henry: ...Was I dreaming? Eileen: I told him not to eat that mushroom in the woods, but did he listen? noooo!
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Post by dreggnog on Aug 21, 2009 22:15:15 GMT
LOL at the part about the golf clubs. --- This one's for you, Lolli. Yamaoka: "Well, actually, there is one thing that Henry gets emotional about. Captain: "Are you ready, kids!?" Henry: (screaming as loud as he possibly can) "AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN!!" Captain: "I can't hear you!" Henry: (screaming louder than he possibly can) "AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN!!!!"Captain: "Oooooooohhhhhhh, who lives in a pinapple under the sea?" Henry: (jumping up and down, waving arms) "SPONGE-BOB SQUARE-PANTS!" Captain: "Who's porus as healjeo and fooehht ais eh?" (This one's garbled because I can't understand it in the theme) Henry: (cupps hands around mouth) "SPONGE-BOB SQUARE-PANTS!!" Captain: "Who's nautical nonsense is something to wish?" Henry: (smashes head against wall to rhythm) "SPONGE-BOB SQUARE-PANTS!!" Captain: "Now get on the deck and glub like a fish!" Henry: (litteraly attempts this but mostly just slams his face into the floor) "SPONGE-BOB SQUARE-PANTS!" Captain: "Are you ready?" Henry: (punches himself in nuts to beat) "SPONGE-BOB SQUARE-PANTS!!" (humps TV to beat) "SPONGE-BOB SQUAREPANTS!!" (kicks random guy on sidewalk in shins) "SPONGE-BOB SQUARE-PANTS!!" (shoots himself in head three times (can't accomplish on fourth syllable)) "SPONGE-BOB squa . . . r . . . . . . . " Captain: "SPOONGE-BAAAB SQUARE (GAME OVER, by the way) PAAAAANNNNNTTSS!!!!"
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Post by Lolli on Aug 22, 2009 21:01:58 GMT
Yay, Henry joined the fan club ! I liked the pelvic thrust part XD (The missing line is 'Absorbent and yellow and pourous is he' lol)
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Post by dreggnog on Aug 23, 2009 2:11:27 GMT
Awwww, I knew that! Dang it!
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Post by blacky on Aug 24, 2009 2:59:19 GMT
*Henry appears kitted out in ghostbuster jumpsuit (with his own name label) and proton pack, he has the throller out and armed and he is dancing to the theme, as sung by Ray Parker, Jr*
Ray Parker, Jr: "If there's something strange, in your neighborhood, Who ya gonna call?"
Henry: "GHOSTBUSTERS!"
*Henry tries firing at the ghosts but accidently fries himself because he somehow managed to hold the thrower the wrong way*
Ray Parker, Jr: ".............................................................Dumbass"
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Post by Vaan-Knight on Aug 26, 2009 21:54:28 GMT
Henry is in his apartment trying to get some fresh water.
Henry: damn, blood flowing from the faucet... I guess I'll go read something instead.
Henry grabs a book and tries to sit on the couch, which is also pouring blood
Henry: Oh man, blood here as well... Ah, I know, I'll make some prank calls!
Henry picks up the phone in his bedroom
Henry: OK, what was Harry's number?
Walter on the Phone: --I'm always watching you... I am ALWAYS watching you!--
Henry: *sigh* I guess I can watch some TV...
Henry turns on the TV, but there's only static and random images of Walter. He decides to look out the window but they are flickering wildly and he can't see well enough; Henry needs to polish his shoes, but they are walking on their own leaving bloody footprints, he wants to go to the bathroom but there is a ghost victim stuck in the wall.
Ghost: UUUUGGGHHHH!!!
Henry: Meh... "uughh! ugghh!" this moaning thing is getting old dude... Oh yeah! I can spy on Eileen while she's brooming at the hallway!
Henry goes to the main door and looks out using the peephole, but the bleeding Henry-ghost-victim stares at him from outside and blocks his view.
Henry: F*ck! Walter!!! come on man!! the same old hauntings since 2004!! can't you do something new for a CHANGE, some next generation shit?!
On the door:
"I'll see what I can do" -Walter
Minutes later we see Henry sitting on a chair, arms crossed and frowning, clearly annoyed; surrounding him are Cheryl, Laura and Little Walter poking his ribs and pinching his butt.
Henry: Ouch! cut it out! ...Ow! you little brat! ...Ack! Laura, you're using a fork?!
On the door:
"Tee hee, do you like the next generation hauntings Henry?" -Walter
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Post by blacky on Aug 27, 2009 1:33:09 GMT
Henry: "What the hell? What the hell? Ugh....What the hell?"
Eileen: "You are right Henry, it is quiet"
Henry: "What the hell? What the hell?"
Elieen: "I have no idea where everyone has gone, Henry"
*Henry hands her a bag of chips*
Henry: "What the hell?"
Eileen: "Why thank you"
*She takes a chip from the bag*
Henry: "What the hell? What the hell? What the hell?"
Eileen: "That's a nice thought Henry"
*Henry suddenly points ahead* Henry: "ARRRRGGGH WHAT THE HELL?"
Eileen: "OH MY GOD YOUR RIGHT, IT IS WALTER!"
*They hide behind a bush*
Henry: (Whispering) "What the hell? What the hell?"
Eileen: "Sssssh! he'll hear you!"
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Post by dreggnog on Aug 27, 2009 1:51:59 GMT
During the final boss, Elieen is walking towards the spinning blades. Henry goes up to her, turns her around, and then goes back to fight Walter. --- Walter pulls out his gun and points it at Henry. Henry: "Wait!" Henry ducks around a corner and returns in a cheerleader outfit. Henry: "Are you ready for this!?" Lights flash as Henry does jumps, twirls, and splits. After a while, the song ends. Walter: Henry: "Sorry, I just wanted to do that before I die." Walter: "This doesn't change anything. I'm still gonna kill you." Henry: "Oh . . . okay." Walter: (sigh) "Is there anything else you wanted to do before you die?" Henry: "Well, actually, I have a list here with me." (takes out very long sheet of paper, Walter looks at it) Walter: "The two of us are NOT doing numbers 3, 5, or 11." Henry: "Well, 11 kinda has to be with a girl anyway." Walter: "Oh well actually I'm a hermapho-" (shuts mouth, immediate regret. Henry's eyes go wide and his mouth opens. Walter: "No." Henry: "It's always been my biggest dream-" Walter: "NO!" Henry: "But, but, I'm dying." Walter: "You're only dying because I'm going to kill you! It's not like you have a disease or sommething! I don't need to feel sorry for you! In fact, I'm just going to kill you right now!" Walter puts the gun to Henry's head. Henry's eyes go wide and Bambi-ish and his eyes fill with tears. Walter: (sigh) "Take your clothes off." Henry: "Yay!"
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Post by Kiryū Kazuma on Aug 30, 2009 18:34:02 GMT
hahaha ^^^
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Post by dreggnog on Aug 31, 2009 22:28:55 GMT
(continuation)
Henry and Walter put their clothes back on.
Walter: "Wow...that was . . . something."
Henry: "So, are you still going to kill me?"
Walter: "Nah, it's cool. Actually, I umm, was wondering if you, ya know, wanted to go get something to eat or something?"
Henry: "Yeah, as if. What did you think this was?" (starts walking away)
Walter: "So that's how it is huh!? You just screw em and leave em! Well, I don't need you! I don't need anybody!"
Walter tears up.
Walter: "Damn hormones."
Walter gets a bottle of Hermaphamidol out of his pocket and takes one pill.
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On the subway escalator, Henry sits on the rail going up. He points at the wall men and laughs. Pyramid Head comes out of nowhere and kicks Henry all the way down the escalator.
Henry: "What the hell!? Why don't you let any of us have any fun!? Quit stifling our individualism!"
Pyramid Head: "I don't make the rules, I don't follow the rules, I just enforce the rules."
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