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Post by blacky on Apr 18, 2009 18:44:08 GMT
He spoke of tortured souls Vincent: "Arrrrrrrrrrgggggghh!" So outrageous the toll Vincent: "Ten bucks? I have to pay ten bucks for this shitty road?" You can lose all you have
[/color][/i] Vincent: "I can't believe it! I am out of coins now!"
He refused to give in to the town that takes all
Vincent: "Screw this town! I am not paying ten bucks!" Survive, you must have the will Vincent: "Pay twenty for gas, or pay twenty for food? hmmmm
This movie doesn't end the way we want all the time Vincent: "Cybil got burnt to death? What the fuck!?" Then he shouts at the moon
Vincent: "UUUGGGH! BASTARD!" She's gone, and fear has overcome Vincent: "Hold me!"
He was walking the mile, he was walking alone
Vincent: [/b]"I can't believe my car broke down!"
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Post by muralasa on Apr 21, 2009 14:25:55 GMT
Ahahahahahahahahaha xD Blacky!!! You're the best
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Post by Lolli on Apr 21, 2009 17:52:09 GMT
Lol, it's about time we got one of these babies in the SH3 board.
There is a commotion outside Heather's apartment, monsters are attacking innocent bystanders. Heather transforms into Princess Heart to go and fight them.
Harry: Where do you think you're going missy?
Heather: Dad, I have to go and fight the forces of darkness.
Harry: Not until you finish your shepards pie.
Heather: Awww man *sits down to eat*
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Post by Nat on Apr 22, 2009 8:18:08 GMT
Lol, it's about time we got one of these babies in the SH3 board. There is a commotion outside Heather's apartment, monsters are attacking innocent bystanders. Heather transforms into Princess Heart to go and fight them. Harry: Where do you think you're going missy? Heather: Dad, I have to go and fight the forces of darkness. Harry: Not until you finish your shepards pie. Heather: Awww man *sits down to eat* Harry- And don't just push it around your plate!
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Post by Lolli on Apr 22, 2009 14:38:06 GMT
XD
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Post by blacky on May 2, 2009 0:12:34 GMT
Vincent: So Harry didn’t tell you anything. I guess he hid the truth to keep you on his side, eh? That figures. He’s a pretty sneaky guy." Heather: Don’t talk about my dad like that! Everyone knows he is as clever as a baboons ass!" Vincent: "Oh but he has to be sneaky, we've been trying to track him down for years!" Heather: "Look, it's not that hard to capture him. You just have to think like he does, I'll show you!" *abit later Harry Mason is randomly wondering about when he sees a cardboard box held up by a stick and string with the word 'Free Porn and Peanuts' written on it*Harry: "Oooooooooooh! Free Porn and Peanuts!" *He gets onto his hands and knees and crawls under the box, Heather then from her hiding place pulls the string so the stick comes out and the box falls onto Harry* Harry: "Oh Noes!" Heather: "You see?" Vincent: "Okay, I'll admit it, he's an idiot"
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Post by Lolli on May 15, 2009 18:06:54 GMT
Heather: *Entering apartment* Hey dad I'm home.
Harry: *From kitchen* Hey honey how was your day?
Heather: *Noticing Harry's frilly apron* What are you doing?
Harry: Baking a cake of course in celebration of your birthday!
Heather: ¬_¬ but, it's not my birthday.
Harry: Pft, don't be silly, the mysterious phone call told me so.
Heather: W..what is that?
Harry: *Stirring cake mix* It's a gift from one of your friends, a Stanley Coleman. He musn't know much about you because he bought you an electric whisk.
Heather: Let me see that.
Harry stops stirring and pulls out the whisk to show Heather.
Heather: That's NOT a whisk.
Harry just stands and stares at her, holding a whirring vibrartor covered in icing.
Heather: I'm going to my room *storms off*
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Post by blacky on May 18, 2009 23:44:17 GMT
Vincent: "Heather, use the seal!"
Claudia: "Oh what? The Seal of Metatron?"
Vincent: "Not quite, Heather do it now!!"
*Heather pulls out a big fat black wet seal out from no where and throws it at Claudia, who is crushed under the animal's weight*
Vincen:t "Ha! The crazy bitch didn't see that comming!"
Seal: "And How!"
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Post by Nat on May 20, 2009 11:50:49 GMT
Vincent: "Heather, use the seal!" Claudia: "Oh what? The Seal of Metatron?" Vincent: "Not quite, Heather do it now!!" *Heather pulls out a big fat black wet seal out from no where and throws it at Claudia, who is crushed under the animal's weight*Vincen:t "Ha! The crazy bitch didn't see that comming!" Seal: "And How!" Haha that's the best. I always giggle when Leonard claims that he has a seal as I always picture the animal kind.
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Post by alx on May 30, 2009 10:23:56 GMT
Claudia "Remember me Alessa, and your true self as well..."
Heather "Why don't YOU remember to wear some shoes, bitch? Now walk your creepy pale ass over to Footlocker and wear something over your third world feet, before my hands DO get bloodstained!"
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Post by blacky on May 31, 2009 23:32:11 GMT
Douglas: "Mahna Mahna"
Heather and Claudia: "Do doo be-do-do"
Douglas: "Mahna Mahna"
Heather and Claudia: "Do do-do do"
Douglas: "Mahna Mahna"
Heather and Claudia: "Do doo be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!"
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Post by Lolli on Jun 1, 2009 9:16:24 GMT
Claudia is in Heather's motel room sat on the end of the bed. There is a knock at the door.Claudia: Come in. Vincent enters. Claudia looks away.Vincent: I was just passing by and I'd thought I'd pop in for a quick chat. There is an abrupt silence. Celine Dion's, My Heart Will Go On begins playing in the background.Vincent: Well I'll just er... Claudia: Take me now you fool! The two of them collapse on the bed and begin kissing passionately. Ten minutes later they are both lay beneath the bed covers in an embrace. Heather wanders in.Heather: Vincent: *Looks at watch* You're early. You're not due for another twenty minutes. Heather: Pft, I'm playing on beginner mode. Claudia:...I...I should go *Leaves* Heather: *Tapping foot* I hope you used protection.
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Post by Vaan-Knight on Jun 13, 2009 22:01:22 GMT
Heather is explaining the sad circumstances of her past to Douglas while they're on their way to Silent Hill.
Heather: He wasn't too much of a god if he could be killed by a human being... *sniff*
Douglas: Uh-huh
Heather: Before she died she gave my father a baby... *sniff*
Douglas: Uh-huh
Heather: I never had the chance to tell you... how happy you made me... *sniff*
Heather turns her head to see Douglas receiving his order of hamburgers from the window outside.
Douglas: Uh-huh... Hey kid, can I have more of those little bags of ketchup?
Heather: ...what the hell?
Douglas: ... What's the matter...? Do you want yours without pickles?
Heather: My father just died and you were buying crap food while I was opening my heart to you?!! ¬¬
Douglas: ...erm... heh heh... onion rings? = ='
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Post by dreggnog on Jul 15, 2009 23:20:25 GMT
Heather encounters the Split Worm. She grits her teeth and starts running, shooting with the handgun. Just as she runs out of bullets, the worm opens up its mouth and rushes forward. Heather leaps, grips onto one of its teeth with her hand, and swings around the beast, landing on its back. She gets out the knife and slashes at the top of its head repeatedly until it lurches violently and she falls down onto its back, losing the knife. She stands, glaring fiercely, and pulls out a bow from her invintory and arrows from . . . somewhere else. She puts two arrows into the bow and fires at its neck. The Split Worm screams and falls, and Heather slides down the length of its body with dramatic music playing behind her.
Douglas runs in, yelling, "IT STILL ONLY COUNTS AS ONE!!!"
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Post by dreggnog on Jul 22, 2009 22:21:07 GMT
Hey, it's been a while since anyone posted here, so I decided to just go ahead and double post.
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(after Mall returns to Normal Side)
Douglas: "Heather, what's going on here!? That monster . . . what the hell was that?"
Heather: (turns and sees Douglas) "Huh? What'd you say?" (takes out earbuds) "Couldn't hear you, I was listening to Starland Vocal on my iPod."
Douglas: "What? Are you kidding? What about that weird transformation, and those monsters!"
Heather: "Wha-? I don't know what you're talking about. I've been walking around listening to music with my eyes closed. What monsters are you talking about?"
The Split Worm appears behind Heather.
Douglas: "THAT'S what I'm talking about!"
Heather screams and the Split Worm eats her.
*Moral: Constantly listening to music on your iPods or Mp3 players cuts us off from the world when we could be learning a new skill, talking to freinds or having sex or something.*
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