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Post by Lolli on Feb 14, 2012 22:18:55 GMT
Heather: Dad, dad!
She flocks to Harry's mutilated corpse, sobbing uncontrollably. Suddenly there's a crash. and a group of camera men come barging through the door, followed by Harry.
Harry: Smile sweetie, you're on candid video!
Heather looks at the corpse, then at Harry, then back at the corpse, realizing it's just a dummy.
Heather: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT!? WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THAT!?
Harry: Geeze, PMS.
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Post by Lolli on Mar 2, 2012 21:21:42 GMT
Harry: Looks like we've got ourselves some knew neighbours!
Heather: Oh no.
Harry: Yup, I'm going to go and greet them!
Ten minutes later.
Heather: How'd it go?
Harry: Brill, I think we really hit it off!
Heather: They left, didn't they?
Harry: Yeah.
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Post by shade on Mar 5, 2012 17:15:38 GMT
Heather: "Claudia, why do you have an Brittish accent?"
Claudia: "Britain is where the cult is now headquarted! They will let anyone in there!"
*Flash back to 17 years ago, members of the cult are going through migration, all dressed in robes and not even trying to blend in*
Migration officer: "So why have you traveled to England today?"
Cult Leader: "We want to establish our evil cult here!"
Migration officer: "Have you your travel documents?"
Cult Leader: "Here you go!"
Migration officer: "Well that seems to be all in order, Welcome to England!"
Cult Leader: "Thank you, when the world ends you will suffer the least!"
Migration officer: "What nice people"
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Post by shade on Apr 12, 2012 18:12:12 GMT
*The cult has killed Harry Mason, as he lays in his chair dying, Death appears to claim his soul*Death: "Harry Mason, It is time!" Harry: " Oh wow, Iggy Pop! Can I have your autograph?" Death: "I am not Iggy Pop, I am Death!" Harry: "Oh I didn't realize you were bad of hearing, I'll speak louder. IGGY POP, CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH!?" Death: "Stop shouting! You have to come with me!" Harry: "Be glad to Iggy, but I am waiting for my daughter to get back first" Death: "I am not Iggy Pop!" Harry: "Just make the autograph to Harry Mason, oh and can you get one for my daughter too? She's called Heather Mason" Death: "I am Death!" Harry: "I SAID SHE IS CALLED HEATHER MASON!" Death:
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Post by Kiryū Kazuma on Sept 3, 2012 13:44:56 GMT
Harry "BUMHOLE"
Heather "0_o"
PH"why hello"
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