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Post by Lolli on Sept 1, 2009 10:21:18 GMT
The greatest Silent Hill 3 fanfic idea eva. Douglas: Heather, I have loved you from the moment I laid eyes on you. Heather: And I you, let's make love! Fangirl author: Liek, cradle snatching is hot *Drool* Later.Harry: Heather, I know I raised you as my daughter but I love you as a woman! Heather: But, your my dad. Harry: It's Okay, I'm not your real dad, so it's alright. Heather: Oh I love you. Fangirl author: Oh God yes, incest *Drool* Even later.Leonard: Heather, I shall make you pay for refusing my religous beliefs, prepare to pay! Leonard tentacle rapes Heather.Fangirl author: Raep is so hot, OMG! *Drool* Hather: Alright that's it, I am seriously gonna kick some fangirl ass. Fangirl: OH GOD YES! *Drool*
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Post by blacky on Sept 7, 2009 2:19:29 GMT
*At the church front door...*
Vincent: "Aha Claudia! As you can see I have got here early! Plan to resurrect god? Well you can't because you won't get into the church for I have installed 'The Path Of Holy Wraith!"
Claudia: "Vincent you have just covered the floor with gravel and bark"
Vincent: "Dissmiss it all you want, but you can not pass 'The Path Of Holy Wraith!"
Claudia: "Oh yeah? Well wacth me!"
*Claudia tries walking across the gravel and bark, but the pointyness is too much for her bare feet and she backs off*
Claudia: "Bastard!"
Vincent: "Ha! You can not pass 'The Path Of Holy Wraith!"
Claudia: "Will you stop saying that?"
Vincent: "Yeah I had my fun"
*Vincent slams the door in her face*
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Post by dreggnog on Sept 7, 2009 13:32:22 GMT
*At the church front door...*Vincent: "Aha Claudia! As you can see I have got here early! Plan to resurrect god? Well you can't because you won't get into the church for I have installed 'The Path Of Holy Wraith!" Claudia: "Vincent you have just covered the floor with gravel and bark" Vincent: "Dissmiss it all you want, but you can not pass 'The Path Of Holy Wraith!" Claudia: "Oh yeah? Well wacth me!" *Claudia tries walking across the gravel and bark, but the pointyness is too much for her bare feet and she backs off*Claudia: "Bastard!" Vincent: "Ha! You can not pass 'The Path Of Holy Wraith!" Claudia: "Will you stop saying that?" Vincent: "Yeah I had my fun" *Vincent slams the door in her face* Claudia: "Damn the lack of a jump button! DAMN IT TO HELL!!"
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Post by Kiryū Kazuma on Sept 16, 2009 22:22:23 GMT
The greatest Silent Hill 3 fanfic idea eva. Douglas: Heather, I have loved you from the moment I laid eyes on you. Heather: And I you, let's make love! Fangirl author: Liek, cradle snatching is hot *Drool* Later.Harry: Heather, I know I raised you as my daughter but I love you as a woman! Heather: But, your my dad. Harry: It's Okay, I'm not your real dad, so it's alright. Heather: Oh I love you. Fangirl author: Oh God yes, incest *Drool* Even later.Leonard: Heather, I shall make you pay for refusing my religous beliefs, prepare to pay! Leonard tentacle rapes Heather.Fangirl author: Raep is so hot, OMG! *Drool* Hather: Alright that's it, I am seriously gonna kick some fangirl ass. Fangirl: OH GOD YES! *Drool*
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Post by dreggnog on Sept 18, 2009 7:16:01 GMT
Heather: "You're a sick freak, Vincent."
Vincent: (casts eyes down, moving around in chair, embarassed) "But am I a pwetty sick freak?"
Heather: "Would that really make you feel better about it?"
Vincent: "Well it would be something at least."
Heather: "Yeah, you're a pretty sick freak."
Heather and Vincent look at each other and start laughing.
Ten minutes later...
Heather and Vincent are lyiing naked in bed.
Heather: "Sh*t, how'd that happen?"
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Post by Sindaiin on Sept 30, 2009 20:46:33 GMT
Heather: Is God all you people talk about!? Claudia: Say what? WTF you talkin' 'bout!? We ain't got no God, we got the Great Pumpkin. ;D
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Post by Lolli on Oct 1, 2009 9:44:39 GMT
Heather: What's wrong dad, you're all flustered?
Harry: I bought this piece of crap PS3 earlier and the stupid thing won't even switch on!
Heather: *Looking at the mangled PS3* Erm, what did you do?
Harry: I kicked the crap out of it!
Heather: *Holding cable* Dad, perhaps you should have tried plugging it in first.
Harry:.....Awww, now I'll never be able to play Silent Hill Homecoming.
Heather: Cheer up dad, you still have Silent Hill 4 on the PS2.
Harry: I'm not playing Silent Hill 4 until Henry gives me back my chocolate milk!
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Post by dreggnog on Oct 1, 2009 18:44:11 GMT
Heather: Is God all you people talk about!? Claudia: Say what? WTF you talkin' 'bout!? We ain't got no God, we got the Great Pumpkin. ;D That made me smile real big ;D
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Post by blacky on Oct 11, 2009 15:43:25 GMT
Valtiel: "The wheel of the valve go round and round. Round and round, round and round. The wheel of the valve go round and round. All day long"
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Post by Sindaiin on Oct 15, 2009 1:25:45 GMT
Valtiel: "The wheel of the valve go round and round. Round and round, round and round. The wheel of the valve go round and round. All day long" Split Head Dogs in Chorus with V: (Grunge lyrics): Rollin' rollin' rollin'... rollin' rollin' rollin'... ah ahhh...!
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Post by AlexY on Oct 15, 2009 8:53:17 GMT
Valtiel: "The wheel of the valve go round and round. Round and round, round and round. The wheel of the valve go round and round. All day long" Valve: You spin me right round, baby, right round, like Metatron baby, right round round round~
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Post by Lolli on Oct 15, 2009 13:29:18 GMT
Those last three were three were V. funny.
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Post by dreggnog on Oct 18, 2009 14:26:10 GMT
Leanord: "I can feel the hatred in your voice. You plan to kill Cluadia don't you."
Heather: "I'm sorry, but she killed my father, during sweeps week, while I'm on my period, and ON MY BIRTHDAY!!"
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Post by blacky on Oct 19, 2009 23:02:08 GMT
Claudia: "Happy Birthday Heather!"
Heather: "It's not my birthday!"
Vincent: "Happy Birthday!"
Heather: "I just said that it's not my birthday!"
Douglas: "It's your birthday? Why didn't you say! Happy birthday!"
Heather: "It's not my...."
Valtiel: "Happy birthday heather!"
Pyramid head: "Happy birthday!"
Harry: "Happy birthday!"
Cybil: "Having a good birthday?!"
Kaufman: "Happy birthday!"
Daliha: "Happy birthday!"
Lisa: "It's the birthday girl!"
James: "Happy birthday heather!"
Maria: "Happy birthday!"
Mary: "Happy birthday!"
Eddie: "Happy birthday to you!"
Angela: "Happy birthday!"
Larua: "Happy birthday!"
Henry: "Happy birthday!"
Eileen: "Happy birthday!"
Walter: "Happy birthday to you!"
Travis: "Happy birthday!"
Alex: "Happy birthday Heather!"
Blacky: "Wooo! Birthday girl!"
Dreggnog: "Happy birthday girl!"
sindaiin: "Birthday time!"
AlexY: "Happy birthday!"
Lolli: "Happy birthday Heather!"
Vaan-Knight: "Happy birthday!"
Blackdog: "Birthday party!'
alx: "Happy birthday!"
Nat: "Birthday birthday!!"
The queen of England: "happy birthday to you!"
Heather: "SHUT THE HELL UP ALL OF YOU! IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY!"
Everyone: "Whoa, Bossy bitch!"
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Post by dreggnog on Oct 20, 2009 15:51:25 GMT
In the bathroom, Heather looks into the toilet stall for the Silent Hill 2 toilet parody. She stares into the toilet for a moment. A pie comes out and hits her in the face.
Heather: "Damn it, Valtiel, get out of the pipes!"
Later: Heather hears a ringing phone in the hospital. She opens up a locker and a pie comes out and hits her in the face.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!"
Later: Heather walks into a room and sees dosens of pies on a long table. She tries to pick one up and it explodes in her hands.
Heather: "WHOH! SOME OF THESE PIES EXPLODE!"
Later: Heather is at the scene before the final boss. She takes the red tablet and eats it, then bends down and vomits up a perfect piece of cherry pie on a plate with a fork.
Heather: "Yay! This version is WAY less gross!"
Later: Heather meets up with Douglas and scares the crap out of him, then laughs at him.
Heather: "See? Don't you think blondes have more fun?"
Douglas: "Maybe...maybe..." (takes pie out of his pocket) "But I have the last piece of pie and the last laugh!" (eats pie while laughing, chokes and dies)
Pyramid Head runs across the area in a cheerleader outfit, yelling, "THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!"
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