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Post by The Crimson One on Nov 15, 2009 18:22:23 GMT
Arriving at the bottom of the steps of the flooded basement: Oh Snapdragon!
Alex takes his clothes off and dives in.
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Post by Lolli on Dec 7, 2009 17:01:41 GMT
Alex: Why does no one visit this thread anymore? Elle: Because no one plays Silent Hill Homecoming anymore. Alex: Lolli does, and even she's abandoned us. Pyramid Head: Let's spam her. Later...Lolli: Oooh new messages! Opens message.Message: U R GAY, BY ALEX, LOL!!!!!111111 Lolli: Okay that's it. Even later, Lolli is playing on Silent Hill Homecoming.Alex: *During Sepulcher fight* Push the doge button! Push the dodge button! Push the...Ouch. During the drill scene.Alex: I said I was sorry, now mash the button, MASH THE BUTTON! The Amnion boss.Alex: *Clawing his way across floor* Need health, give health pack..... Elle and Pyramid head are sat beside Alex's hospital bed.Alex: 'Let's spam her', he said. Pyramid head: Spam is supposed to by anonymous you pilock, you're the one who wrote 'By Alex.' Anyway, we'll have our revenge. Alex: What do you mean? Pyramid Head: You'll see. Lolli is reading her messages.Lolli: Oooh new message. Message: HAGRID DIES!!!!! Lolli: At the hospital.Alex: No he doesn't! Pyramid Head: Ah, but she doesn't know that *wink*
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Post by dreggnog on Dec 30, 2009 0:37:11 GMT
Alex: "Hey! When I bump into stuff, it falls down! I can interact with the enviroment! That gives me an idea!"
Alex shoves five pieces of gum into his mouth and chewes for a couple minutes. He takes the gum out of his mouth and rolls it into a ball. He puts the ball on the ground and starts rolling it around to pick up little twigs and things.
Thirty minutes later...
Alex is rolling around a massive sphere ten times his size and picking up items, animals, and shacks. He rolls up Wheeler.
Wheeler: "WHAT THE F*CK IS THIS THING!?"
Alex: "I made my very own Katamari!"
Wheeler: "WHAT THE F*CK IS A KATAMARI!?"
Alex: "You'll figure it out soon enough. Duh nuh na na na na nuh na nuh..."
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Post by blacky on Jan 20, 2010 3:30:09 GMT
*Alex is riding with Travis in the truck*
Alex: "So, you've ever been to Silent hill? You should go to Silent hill. You can take your dad. Yes Silent hill with daddy. You can go to the motel, your dad can hang around there, does your dad like hanging around in motels? I bet he does. Yes, Hanging around in a motel in Silent hill. How about your mom? You should..........."
*Travis kicks Alex out of the truck while still driving*
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Post by dreggnog on Jan 28, 2010 15:21:48 GMT
Alex meets the final boss.
Alex: "This is going to take all my skill as a millitary professional."
Alex kicks it in the pussy.
Alex: "Ewww, my foot's stuck, and the afterbirth is dissolving my shoe!"
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Post by Dwz on Jan 31, 2010 17:55:49 GMT
*The game starts and Alex is running around until he sees Josh for the first time*
Josh: Bring me Robbie. I want Robbie
Alex: No
*Alex decides to look for Robbie and come to the hole in the wall*
Alex: Henry? You there?
*Silence*
Alex: Hmmmmm ...
*zip*
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Post by dreggnog on Feb 2, 2010 21:44:51 GMT
Alex: "Hey, this is cool! I can interact with the enviroment!"
Alex brushes across a bench. He stops, cause he's felt something neat. He brushes across again, this time on purpose. He starts rubbing up against it with his crotch, then humping it.
Deputy Wheeler walks in.
Wheeler: "Alex, what are you doing!?"
Alex: "I'm interacting with the enviroment! Would you care to join me!?"
Wheeler is about to refuse and yell at Alex, but then he stops and thinks about it. He walks to the other side of the bench and starts humping it too.
Wheeler: "Gee wiz, this is great fun!"
Elle walks in.
Elle: "What are you doing!?"
Alex and Wheeler: "Were interacting with the enviroment! Care to join us!?"
Elle: "Certianly!"
Elle comes hump the bench too.
Bogeyman walks in.
Bogeyman: "What are you doing!?"
Alex, Elle, and Wheeler: "Were interacting with the enviroment! Care to join us!?"
Bogeyman: "You mean the bench that I just painted red!?"
Alex, Elle, and Wheeler turn around shocked, their crotches red. Everyone laughs.
*This post was inspired by an episode of the PBS show Zoom, gee wiz that's good fun!
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Post by Lolli on Mar 5, 2010 14:57:57 GMT
Alex attacks a Schism, it's skin comes away to reveal the bloody flesh beneath.
Alex: Wow, next generation graphics sure are awesome!
Schism #1: OH MY GOD MY SKIN, MY SKIN IS PEELING OFF, CALL A DOCTOR, QUICK, A DOCTOR!
Schism #2: Oh God Alex, why'd you have to be such a bitch?
Schism #3: This would never have happened in the good old days.
Schsim #1: *Sobbing* Why, why!?
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Post by cursed on Apr 3, 2010 14:20:21 GMT
*Alex meets Curtis*
Alex: Hey man. Curtis: Hmm... Alex: You're Curtis, right? Curtis: Uh Huh. Alex: Hey, can I ask you something? Curtis: I'm busy. Alex: With what? *Curtis points at the backroom, Alex finds tons of naked men* Alex: Ah, I understand, I better leave you al... *Curtis grab Alex in a wrestling move, blindfolds him, cuffs his hands and put him in a chair* Curtis: It's a damn shame the way people mistreat *touch Alex's groin* such nice things...
*Screen goes black, we can hear Alex scream*
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Post by Lolli on Apr 17, 2010 1:52:31 GMT
^OMG, that was so twisted Crimson Ghost, why, why! Why did the screen fade out at the good part!
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Post by Lolli on May 27, 2010 9:02:28 GMT
Alex and Wheeler are in the prison being chased by Needlers, Alex comes to a hole in the wall.
Alex: Quick Wheeler, over here!
Alex tries squeezing through but gets stuck.
Wheeler: Hurry up man, I'm running low on ammo here!
Alex: I'm stuck.
Wheeler: What!?
Alex: I knew I shouldn't have done all that comfort eating *sniff*
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Post by blacky on Jun 13, 2010 0:04:55 GMT
Alex: "I've seen horrible things, like this horrible monster! It ran straight at me and went "RAAAAARRRRGGHH!" Elle: "It's okay Alex, let it all out" Alex: "I did a childish thing, I pissed myself" Elle: "I am sure anyone else would if they were in your postition" Alex: "No, I wasn't talking about then, I mean I've pissed myself right now when I just said "RAAAAAARRRRGGHH! I scared myself" Elle:
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Post by dreggnog on Jun 25, 2010 1:52:10 GMT
Alex picks up NURSING HOME magazine.
Alex: "Awww, I thought it would be like PENTHOUSE but with nurses."
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Post by Lolli on Jun 25, 2010 20:32:00 GMT
Pyramid Head: Hey guys, sorry I'm late. It's hard to ride a bike with a giant sword hanging off it. I'm banned from driving after I impaled a cop. Double Helix Man#1: .......Should you tell him or should I? Double Helix Man #2: Erm, Mr. Head, I regret to inform you that you have been replaced for Silent Hill 5. Pyramid Head: Replaced by who? Boogeyman: Hello, *waves* I'm taking over now. Pyramid Head: Cricket Chirp.Pyramid Head: Just because you're sexier than I am and full of muscles don't mean a thing 'cause I'm always gonna be number one biatch. *Snaps fingers* Boogeyman: Oh I know dude. I don't expect to take your place it's just, you're getting on a bit y'know? You need to be down with the kids. Pyramid Head: I'm more than down with the kids, I'm down ON the kids. Cricket Chirp.Boogeyman: That's fucked up dude, you need to be put away, far, far, away. Pyramid Head: Oh for God's sake! It was one time and it was an accident. I slipped on a bananna peel and landed inappropriately. Boogeyman: I'm calling the police. Pyramid Head: I SAID I WAS SORRY! Boogeyman: I'm calling them!
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Post by dreggnog on Jun 26, 2010 1:44:05 GMT
Alex is standing under an umbrella in the rain next to Pyramid Head.
Alex: "Jesus, buddy, where'd you come from? Must stuck being in a skirt in the rain. HAHAHA!"
Suddenly they both hear voices. Pyramid Head rips off his helmet and shoves it onto Alex's head, then runs off.
Alex: "What the hell!?"
A bunch of nurses show up brandishing weapons and signs saying things No-no places means NO-TOUCH PLACES and PYRAMID IS THE SHAPE OF EVIL!
Nurses: "THERE HE IS! GET HIM!!!"
Alex: "Wha-?"
The nurses knock Alex to the ground and begin beating on him.
Nurse: "Get his crotch so he can't rape us no more!"
Other Nurse: "Aye-aye!"
Alex: "Oh god..."
Dr. Eggnog watches from above, sipping a cup of wine.
Nogg: "To Silent Hill, suddenly-Feminist nurses, and my 700 posts on Silent Hill Forum Otherworld!"
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