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Post by Cenobite, that cute pariah on Oct 1, 2011 18:19:06 GMT
ECW Hardcore Revolution: New Jack: "If we do discover a complete theory, it should be in time understandable in broad principle by everyone. Then we shall all, philosophers, scientists, and just ordinary people be able to take part in the discussion of why we and the universe exist."
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Post by shade on Mar 5, 2012 17:41:35 GMT
Metal Gear Solid*Big Boss and the Snake brothers are twating about as usual*Solid Snakes: "Hey guys!........Solid Snake!....Get it?.....Solid, Snake! sounds a bit rude doesn't it?" Solidus Snake: "Eh?" Solid Snake: "Oh come on! Solid Snake, sounds like a erect Penis!" *They all have giggle fits*Big Boss: "oh oh! What about Naked Snake? you know, naked, Snake?" Solid Snake: "Naked Penis!" *they go into another giggle fit*Liquid Snake: "Hey guys, what about Liquid Snake? Or should I say, Snake Liquid!" Solid Snake: "Penis Liquid!" *Yet another giggle fit*Solidus Snake: "hey guys, what about Solidus Snake? Get it?" Solid Snake: "Solidus penis...........That's not funny" Big boss: "What does Solidus even mean?" Solidus Snake: "Well a solidus is when a liquid becomes a solid" Solid Snake: "What's that got to do with Penises?" Liquid Snake: "Yeah Solidus, if you can't come up with a decent double entendre about penises, then you can't be a member of the Snake clan!" Solidus Snake: "Awww, no fair!"
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Post by dreggnog on Mar 5, 2012 22:42:57 GMT
SSX 3 is talking to SSX Tricky.
SSX Tricky: "Hey, what's up?"
SSX 3: "Guess what!? I'm open world!"
SSX Tricky: "An open world snowboarding game? How does that even make sense?"
SSX 3: "Well, now you have to go around looking for places instead of just selecting them from menus!"
SSX Tricky: "How does that make the game more fun?"
SSX 3: "It just does, dammit!"
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Post by dreggnog on Apr 17, 2012 4:40:55 GMT
Persona 4
The Butter Ending
Throughout the game, the player forces the MC to lots of sticks of butter whenever possible. So that at the end of the game...
Doctor: "He's had a heart attack. I'm not sure he's gonna make-"
The MC flatlines.
Doctor: "Oh, he didn't make it. Well, I've done my job." (walks off)
The girls start crying.
Yosuke: "WHAT THE HELL DID HE EAT SO MUCH FUCKING BUTTER FOR!?"
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Also, imagining Teddie saying the monolouge from the end of The Dark Knight is funny.
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Post by dreggnog on May 27, 2012 16:37:55 GMT
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
Colonel: "Raiden, you know absolutely nothing about anything and you're pathetic. Allow me to display this to you with another big twist!"
Raiden: "Shut up! I don't freaking care anymore! Just let me fight the final boss already!"
Colonel: "You see, Raiden, the Patriots were actually aliens all along. How pathetic you were not to know this already. There's really nothing you can do about it. Your relationship with your girlfriend sucks by the way."
Raiden: "AUUUUUGHHH!!! I don't freaking care! Is the final boss just standing there doing nothing while I listen to this crap I don't wanna hear!? I deserve to be getting exp points or a new weapon or something for going through this agony!"
Colonel: "But you don't even know who the alien Patriots were working for all along! It was Crab People!"
Crab People: "Craaaaab people. Craaaaaab people."
Dr. Eggnog walks across the room and turns the game off.
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Post by shade on Jul 29, 2012 19:40:42 GMT
Heavy Rain:
*Ethan finds another computerized message to a trail*
Message: "Are you willing to be a good fellow to save your son? You have two hours to buy a pizza and deliver it to Scott Shelby at the address written at the back of the computer device. The pizza must be a Large Margherita with thick crust, along with a large soda drink. Fail to deliver a pizza to Scott Shelby within the given time limit and you will fail the trail."
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