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Post by Kiryū Kazuma on Dec 3, 2010 13:12:04 GMT
Rose "have you seen a little girl? Short, black hair. She just turned 7 last month"
Cybil "Harry is that you with skirt"
Rose".......".
Scence pans out with "Rose" running away straight into a lampost
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Pyrie "hell yeah more pecs, more nurses, more sodomy"
Nurses "Here aswell oh crap"
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Post by mr. worncoat on Dec 4, 2010 10:43:45 GMT
*Alessa pulls Christabella up with her wire appendages, staring her in the face.*
Christabella: Give me the strength to stay pure!
*Alessa pulls her closer to where she sits/lays.*
Christabella: ..?
Alessa: I was thinking, it's a sad thing for a person to hold a grudge for all these years.
Christabella: R-really?
Alessa: Yes. I mean, look at us. Two adults. Surely we can let bygones be bygones, forgive each others actions, and forge ahead into a brighter tomorrow.
Christabella: I like the sound of that! Friends?
Alessa: Friends. Hah. I really must apologize for wrecking your church. I was being so silly.
Christabella: And over what, a little burn, haha. Ah, well. It's okay, I forgive you. You've still got years to mature.
Alessa: .. You're really bad at peity.
Christabella: And you're technically fatherles-
*Murder recommences.*
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Post by Lolli on Dec 5, 2010 0:02:49 GMT
Rose: Say Chris, do you ever get the feeling you're being watched?
Christopher: Yeah, in fact I'm getting it right now.
The two of them slowly turn and look towards the screen.
Pyramid Head: *Eating popcorn* What?
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Post by dreggnog on Dec 5, 2010 1:34:38 GMT
Pyramid Head is shoving his great knife repeatedly through the door.
Cybil: "Oh God looks like were about to die!" (looks at Rose) "So you wanna do it or what?"
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Post by blacky on Dec 5, 2010 3:09:12 GMT
*Rose looks herself up and down and stracthes her head*
Rose: "huh, Gender. What's going on with that gender?"
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Post by Lolli on Dec 5, 2010 13:32:24 GMT
SH2 Pyramid Head and Movie Pyramid Head run into each other.
SH2 Pyramid Head:............
Movie Pyramid Head: ...........
SH2 Pyramid Head: I think I found my identical hand twin!
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Post by blacky on Dec 5, 2010 23:39:13 GMT
Pyramid Head: "Hey look fans! It's me! I am in the film!"
*Pyramid Head flexes his muscles for a few seconds*
Pyramid Head: "Right that's your lot, where's my friggin paycheck?"
*Pyramid Head buggers off*
Rose: "What the hell just happened?"
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Post by Lolli on Dec 8, 2010 20:48:57 GMT
Colin the janitor: Wait a minute, what are you doing hiding in my toilet cubicle?
Alessa: I...I've been so lonely, that's why.
Colin the Janitor: Lonely? When a woman is lonely, she seeks comfort.
Slight pause.
Colin the janitor: So what does this mean, you wanna fuck or what?
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Post by dreggnog on Dec 9, 2010 0:04:55 GMT
^ Alessa: "Hey now, that's a little below the belt."
Colin: "No, THIS is."
Alessa: "Oh dear."
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Post by blacky on Dec 9, 2010 3:37:21 GMT
*The otherworld has taken over the school and the Janitor crawls out of the cubicle*
Janitor: "aaarraaaaaaaahhhhh!"
*Rose runs out of the bathroom in fear*
Janitor: "Shit, I am always so bad at first impressions!"
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Post by mr. worncoat on Dec 11, 2010 10:19:26 GMT
*Rose is flying down the road with Cybil right behind.* Sharon: Mommy, what are you doing?! Rose: Calm down, baby, everything's fine. Mommy's got this under control. *They crash through the gate.* Sharon: What control?! *Cristophe Gans suddenly appears, trying to cross the road.* Rose: The best kind out there. Ganz:
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Post by Lolli on Dec 11, 2010 16:10:56 GMT
I really liked that last one worncoat XD
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Post by Lolli on Dec 13, 2010 0:16:09 GMT
Cybil: Harry, I finally found you! Where have you be---- 'Harry' turns around to reveal he is in fact a she.Cybil: H...Harry? Rose: Harry is gone. My name is Rose now. Cybil looks down at herself.Cybil: Bloody hell, I'm Laurie Holden now! Rose: Rose gropes Cybil before running off like a giggling schoolgirl.Cybil:
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Post by blacky on Dec 14, 2010 20:56:55 GMT
Rose: "Huh, movie. What is going on with this movie?"
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Post by Kiryū Kazuma on Jan 28, 2011 10:33:01 GMT
Rose "huh christopher? whats going on with that christopher"
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