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Post by dreggnog on Jan 28, 2011 11:08:14 GMT
It could've been worse, Silent Hill as directed by Ed Wood.
Rose: "Hey, now that everyone's gone, I can try things I've never tried before."
She goes up to a urinel and starts trying to pee into it (not very successfully). Pyramid Head does a boggie dance in the background. There doesn't seem to be a cieling for some reason.
Ed Wood: "Cut! That was PERFECT!"
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Post by mr. worncoat on Jan 29, 2011 11:15:54 GMT
I really liked that last one worncoat XD Why thank you. And dreggnog.... I wish I had a response. I really do. *Rose is in the bathroom as the Otherworld comes. Suddenly, a noise! She turns! The janitor! He moans, slides partway out of the toilet stall, when-* Janitor: .. eh? *He seems to be stuck.* Rose: ... Janitor: Uh, give me a minute. *Janitor tries to get back into the stall, but he can't maneuver.* Rose: Would you like some help? Janitor: I can do this! Geeze, give me a second. Rose: It really looks like you're having a hard time, there. Janitor: I'm fine! *Cybil enters through the door, sees the Janitor*: Hey, you okay? Janitor: I'm fine, let me do this by myself! Cybil: I don't know, it looks like you need some help. Rose: That's what I said. Janitor: I don't ne- *Chris enters the room with Gucci. Chris embraces Rose, Gucci acknowledges Cybil* Chris: Come on, let's find a way out of here! *sees the Janitor* Oh wait, I think this guy needs some help. Gucci: What's up, you stuck on something? Cybil: I'm thinking one of his wires is stuck on the grating. Janitor: Jesus Christ, would you people- *Christabella, her congregation, Sharon, "Dark Sharon", Dahlia, Alessa, and Lisa enter the room.* Sharon: Mommy, why's that weird man unable to move? Janitor: ONE MOMENT, PLEASE! Lisa: I'm a nurse, I can totally assist you if you're handicapped in some way. Alessa: I can vouge for her. Janitor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *rips himself free, everybody applauds.* Christabella: Praise the lord, this man will be able to walk yet! Janitor: I sincerely hate you all.
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Post by Lolli on May 17, 2011 22:15:04 GMT
Kaufman: Hey Gans, why aren't I in this movie?
Gans: Because nobody wants to watch a boring fart like you brooding around. They want hot chicks, that's what Hollywood is all about. Why do you think we changed Harry to a woman?
Kaufman: But Sean Bean gets to star in it!
Gans: That's different, he's dreamy *sigh*
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Post by blacky on May 19, 2011 0:59:12 GMT
Janitor: "Hello love! I'm all heads over hells for ya! Geddit?" Rose: Janitor: "Now gimme a kiss! (he smacks his lips and drolls over the place) *Rose freaks out and leaves the room*Janitor: "Effing lesbians all over the place!"
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Post by alx on May 19, 2011 5:34:24 GMT
Rose: Let's make sure the sequel is a faithful adaptation of the series...
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Post by blacky on May 19, 2011 19:30:18 GMT
*A Televsion trailer for an up comming Documentary*
TV Announcer: "The BBC travels to Silent Hill to introduce the world to a very special man!"
Janitor: "Just have to take my days slow, or the pain will just be too much to take"
TV Announcer: "On top of his disabilies this man has to endure constant discrimination"
Janitor: "Life can be really hard, people see you and scream "What the fuck is that?"
TV Announcer: "But he hasn't let life get him down"
Janitor: "I still do my job, I don't let my hanicaps stop me from what I want to do"
TV Announcer: "Tune in to watch 'The Man That Moves On His Testicles"
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Post by blacky on May 31, 2011 21:14:37 GMT
SH1 Cybil: "Hello!"
Movie Cybil: "Who are you?"
SH1 Cybil: "Well I am you, just less sexier and more pointy. I am from the orginal game!"
Movie Cybil: "What are you doing here?"
SH1 Cybil "Well someone has escaped the orginal game and came here and it's really important I catch him before the worst thing in existance happens!"
Movie Cybil: "What would that be?"
*Elsewhere*
SH1 Harry: "Hey female Harry! Lets join forces and kick some ass!"
Rose: "Yeah, yeah, yeah okay!"
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Post by Blackdog on Jul 20, 2011 23:55:21 GMT
Director: Harry I'm afraid we had to replace you.
Harry: Shucks. He better be good looking!
Director: Umm, well you see...
Rose: Hello. I'm ready for my scene's.
Director: Harry, this is your replacement.
Harry: Sweet! i have boobies!
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Post by Lolli on Sept 2, 2011 22:12:50 GMT
Colin The Jantor: I-I-I, Love little girls they make me feel so good! I love little girls; they make me feel so bad. When they're around they make feel like I'm the only guy in town. I love little girls they make me feel so good!
They don't care if I'm a one way mirror. They're not frightened by my cold exterior.
They don't ask me questions. They don't want to scold me. They don't look for answers. They just want to hold me!
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Post by The Crimson One on Sept 3, 2011 15:48:45 GMT
Angry mob - " Burn the witch!!! Burn the witch!!! Burn the witch!!!" Person in mob - "Burn the Witch!!! Burn the Witch!!! Burn the Witch?......damn.....hey guys, I think we might have gone a little too far with this one. I mean we're chanting "burn the witch" in unison. Seems a little crazy right? Not to mention cliche. I mean have we decided to just become some two dimensional cookie cutter religious freaks or what?" "What about we chant something positive for a change? ........ Learn to read! Learn to read!" Mob - "..." Person in mob - "*sigh* fuck it." Mob - "*sigh* fuckit ... *sigh* fuck it ..." Person in mob looks at camera and shrugs his shoulders, then this happens: sadtrombone.com/
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Post by blacky on Sept 5, 2011 1:00:01 GMT
Christophe Gans: "Don't worry fans, I've got an expert on board as an consultant to make this film very faithful to the game series"
Akira Yamaoka: "Hello, we making good film yes?"
Christophe Gans: "Okay so I thought we could turn Harry into a woman?"
Akira Yamaoka: "Ahhhh Woman! Yes, You like woman, I like woman, we all like woman!"
Christophe Gans: "Also I thought we could turn the cult into witch hunters"
Akira Yamaoka: "No faithful"
Christophe Gans: "Hmmmm......How about we throw in Pyramid head as well? Would that make it more faithful?"
Akira Yamaoka: "Pyramid head?"
Christophe Gans: "You know, this guy"
*Gans shows picture of pyramid head*
Akira Yamaoka: "Ahhhhh! Red Pyramid Thingoo! Yes very faithful! I like movie! Cut and print!"
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Post by blacky on Oct 12, 2011 19:58:57 GMT
*Meanwhile, at the Silent Hill Cult Church......*
Silent Hill Cult members: "TO-GA, TO-GA, TO-GA, TO-GA, TO-GA, TO-GA, TO-GA, TO-GA!
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Post by Lolli on Dec 14, 2011 16:37:03 GMT
Rose: Look Cybil, it's snowing, it's snowing!
Cybil: That's not---
Rose: I'm making a snow angel!
Cybil: Rose---
Rose: Let's catch it on our tongue Cybil!
Cybil: It isn't---
Rose: Yay, snowball fight!
Cybil: I didn't think it was humanly possible for anyone to be as dumb as Harry. I guess I was wrong.
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Post by shade on Dec 16, 2011 23:28:23 GMT
Rose: "Who is she?"
Dark Alessa: "She is Alessa!"
Rose: "Then who are you?"
Dark Alessa: "I have many names"
Rose: "Like New Sharon?" ;D
Dark Alessa: "What? No!"
*Rose ermerges from the hospital, like Dark Alessa under her shouders*
Rose: "Officer cybie! I have found a new Sharon!"
Dark Alessa: "Put me down you imbecile!"
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Post by shade on Jan 22, 2012 0:40:20 GMT
Christophe Gans: "Okay today marks the first shooting of my Silent Hill movie! Is the star ready?" Harry: "Ooooooohhh, I am nervous! Never been in a film before!" Christophe Gans: "Okay this shoot involves you....." Rose: "Hey guys!" Christophe Gans: "What the? Who the hell is that?" Rose: "Hey guys, I want to be in the movie, can I be in the movie?" Christophe Gans: "Do you even know what we are filming?" Rose: "A movie!" Harry: "Not any movie, this is going to be my first silver screen debut!" Rose: "Can I be in the movie?" Christophe Gans: "Well you seem to be refusing to get out of shot so I guess so" Rose: "What is the staring role's name?" Harry: "Harry Mason" Rose: "I think I would like to play him" Harry: "But I am Harry Mason!" Rose: "I think I would do a good job!" Christophe Gans: "Now that I think of it, a female Harry would be better" Harry: "Aw hell no!" Rose: "Yay! I am in a movie!" Harry: "You don't even know what movie your in!"
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