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Post by Lolli on Jan 27, 2012 0:47:07 GMT
Cybil and Rose are in the lift.
Pyramid Head: Knock, knock.
Cybil: Who's there?
Pyramid Head: The police.
Cybil: Oh yeah, let me see some ID.
Pyramid Head rams his sword through the lift, leaving a huge hole.
Pyramid Head: Here's my badge.
Cybil takes it.
Cybil: Hmm, it says here you're a detective in the EIU. What's the EIU?
Pyramid Head: It's the Elevator Inspecotors Unit.
He peers round the door.
Pyramid Head: That button better not be jammed, otherwise you're coming down the station.
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Post by shade on Mar 18, 2012 17:47:17 GMT
Anna: "life in Silent Hill can be stressful, and when you have stress, you get spots! I tried everything, soap, praying, fire sacrafice, but I still have spots!"
Pyramid Head: "My technique eliminates all spots! I just apply my hands, grip their skin and rip the whole thing off! No more spots, guaranteed!"
Anna: "Wow, without my skin, I no longer get spots! That Pyramid Head is a miracle worker!"
Pyramid Head: "Come to me, Pyramid Head and see those spots fly off!"
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Post by shade on Mar 20, 2012 3:07:50 GMT
Officer Thomas Gucci: "Oh I am sorry, I can't disclose any information about that girl's secret sacrificial burning.......
...Oh Crap! I shouldn't of said it was a burning....
..Oh Crap! I shouldn't of said it was a secret....
...Oh Crap! I certainly shouldn't of said it was sacrificial!....
..Sigh, it's too hot today"
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Post by Redemption on Mar 20, 2012 14:01:42 GMT
Officer Thomas Gucci: "Oh I am sorry, I can't disclose any information about that girl's secret sacrificial burning....... ...Oh Crap! I shouldn't of said it was a burning.... .. Oh Crap! I shouldn't of said it was a secret.... ... Oh Crap! I certainly shouldn't of said it was sacrificial!.... ..Sigh, it's too hot today I don't think this is one of the times you can get away with saying this, but reading this, i though 'thats what she said'.
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Post by shade on Apr 18, 2012 23:08:42 GMT
Cult Member 1: "We have found a witch, may we burn her?"
Christabella: "How do you known she is a witch?"
Cult Member 2: "She looks like one!"
Christabella: "Bring her forward"
Rose: "I'm not a witch! I'm not a witch!"
Christabella: "ehh... but you are dressed like one."
Rose: "They dressed me up like this!"
Cult Member 1: "naah no we didn't... no."
Rose: "And this isn't my nose, it's a false one."
Christabella: "Well?"
Cult Member 1: "Well we did do the nose"
Christabella: "The nose?"
Cult Member 1: "...And the hat, but she is a witch!"
All the cult members: "yeah, burn her burn her!"
Christabella: "So you did dress her up like this?"
Cult Member 1: No! no no... no....Yes, yes yeah, a bit"
Christabella: "What makes you think she is a witch?"
Cult member 2: "Well, she turned me into a newt!"
Christabella: "A newt?!"
Cult Member 2: "I got better."
Cult Member 1: "Burn her anyway!"
Christabella: "There are ways of telling whether she is a witch."
Cult Member 2: "Are there? Well then tell us!"
Christabella: "Tell me... what do you do with witches?"
Cult Member 1: "Burn them! Burn them up!"
Christabella: "What do you burn apart from witches?"
Cult Member 2: "More Witches!"
Cult Member 1: "Wood!"
Christabella: "So, why do witches burn?"
Cult Member 1: :Cuz they're made of... wood?"
Christabella: "Good. So, how do we tell if she is made of wood?"
Cult Member 1: "Build a bridge out of her!"
Christabella: "Ahh, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?"
Cult Member: "Oh yeah..."
Christabella: "Does wood sink in water?"
Cult Member 1: "No"
Cult Member 2: "No. It floats!"
Cult Member 1: "Let's throw her into the bog!"
Christabella: 'What also floats in water?"
Cult Member 1: "Bread"
Cult Member 2: "Apples"
Cult Member 1: "Very small rocks"
Cult Member 2: "Cider"
Cult Member 1: "Grape gravy"
Cult Member 2: "Cherries"
Cult Member 1: "Mud"
Cybil: "A Duck!"
Christabella: "So, logically..."
Cult Member 2: "If she weighs the same as a duck... she's made of wood!"
Christabella: "And therefore..."
Cult Member 2: A witch!" Christabella: "We shall use my largest scales."
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