Things Murphy and the gang would never say

[Lolli]

Hey, it had to be made sooner or later
But beware, spoilers ahoy

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At the scene of the bus crash.

Officer #1: Who was on board?

Officer #2: Several inmates form Ryall State Prison and a woman named Anne Cunningham.

Officer #1: She was most likely driving.

Officer #2: It says here the driver was a plump, blonde fellow between the age of thirty seven an forty five.

Officer #1: Yes, it was most definitely the woman.

[Lolli]

A fallen tree blocks Murphy's path.

Murphy: Looks like I'll have to find another way round this knee high, easily surmountable log which I could easily climb over.

[shade]

Murphy: "Oh boy I am going to have so much fun running through the town roads like all the other silent hill prontagonists, this is going to be..."

*Is run over by a ghost patrol car*