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Post by Lolli on Jan 26, 2010 13:54:21 GMT
At Annie's Bar.
Kaufman: *Getting attacked* Help, help, get this thing off me!
Harry enters.
Harry: Oh sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt *turns to leave.*
Kaufman: Wait, give me a hand here!
Harry: No way dude, I don't swing that way.
Kaufman: Harry!
Harry: Look what you get up to is your business but I'm not into monsters okay?
Harry leaves and the monster rips Kaufman's face off.
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Post by dreggnog on Jan 28, 2010 15:32:10 GMT
Metatron appears.
Dahlia: "This demon has all the powers of a GOD!!"
Harry: "Umm, I have a gun."
Harry shoots Metatron in the pussy. It dies.
Dr. Eggnog: "Anything will dies if you shoot it in the pussy!"
Harry: "That's right, Nogg! Say, can I have those jelly beans now?"
Dr. Eggnog: "Certainly!"
Nogg holds them up high where Harry can't get to them. He tosses them to Kaufman.
Dr. Eggnog: "Keep away!"
Kaufman tosses it to Dahlia's dead body. Nogg runs to the jelly beans and grabs them before Harry can get to them. He holds them just out of Harry's reach. Harry shoots Nogg in the balls. Nogg lays down on the floor in front of his laptop, screaming and holding onto his balls.
Dr. Eggnog: "AHHHHHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN!!!?
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Post by Lolli on Jan 29, 2010 14:22:21 GMT
Harry: I can't believe Kaufman actually did it with you.
Dahlia: Hey, stop insulting my beauty.
Harry: And even in Silent Hill Origins you looked old. You still didn't have any fashion sense.
Dahlia: I'll show you, just wait for Silent Hill Shattered memories, you'll see, I'll be hot again.
Harry: Pfft, like that'll happen.
Years Later...
Harry: *Playing Silent Hill Shattered Memories and meeting Hot Dahlia* Well, she sure showed me.
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Post by dreggnog on Jan 29, 2010 17:25:42 GMT
The members of SHF Otherworld mourn the loss of the old SHF.
The Crimson One: "Now let's all bow our heads for a moment of silence."
There is silence.
Suddenly, James and Pyramid Head barge into the room making out land on the sofa and start having sex on it.
James: "Oh yeah, Pyrie! Oh yeah! Give it to me!"
Vaco Deus facepalms. alx sighs. blacky rolls his eyes but smiles. vaan-knight and dreggnog start snickering.
Lolli: "Ya know, in a way this was the best way this could have happened."
ThatBoyRyan: "God bless us, everyone."
Members: "HOW THE FUCK DID HE GET IN HERE!!?"
Heather: (running in) "Call me a lesbian, will you!?"
ThisBoyRyan: "Uh oh."
Heather and ThisBoyRyan chase each other around the room in fast motion to a campy polka beat.
All the Silent Hill characters and monsters run in, a disco ball comes out, and everyone starts dancing. On the couch, James and Pyrie half dance, half have sex.
dreegnog: "Peanuts! Get your peanuts here!"
Lolli: "Suiveneres! Get your obligatory Silent Hill Fourm suiveneres here!"
Blacky: "Condoms! Get your condoms here!"
Travis: (to the UFO ending aliens) "So, you're gonna probe me, huh. Well go ahead! I think you'll find MY anus VERY interesting!"
Harry: (asking random forumers) "Have you seen a little girl around here? Just turned seven last month; short, black hair?"
lozzie: "You mean that one?" (points to Alessa)
Harry: "No! The other one!"
Henry: (looking around the room, gazing upon all his friends and enemies, thinking of all the time spent with them, so many memories, so many emotions, wondering how to express them) "What . . . the . . . FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKK!!!!!!!!"
Nurse: (to Vincent) "Take me out to the back parking lot and screw me. No one will notice."
Vincent: "Please, I can't let anyone think lowly of me. ...If anyone asks, I'm a doctor, and I'm examining you for ticks."
Alex examines the potato salad. A big green turrent comes out of it.
Alex: "TAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNKK!!!"
Mommy: "Now Alex, how many times do we have to tell you? There are no tanks in the potato salad, there are no tanks in the chicken, there are no such things as tanks."
A door is talking to two ladies.
Well, I was a serial killer, but now I just wanna settle down, maybe start writing that novel I've been thinking about, ya know? -Walter
Heather: "Pyramid Head, this macaroni salad is great! What kind of mayonaise did you use?"
Pyrie: ...
Heather: "Oh dear god." (runs to bathroom)
James: "She doesn't know you can't talk, does she?"
Travis: "Hey, I'm just gonna go to the bathroom for a minute." (Travis uses the bathroom, washes his hands, looks in the mirror)
James: "Hey, Travis has been gone for a while, hasn't he?"
Alessa: "I'm getting sleepy."
Harry: "No! If you fall asleep, your nightmares will bring on the otherworld!"
Lisa: (to New Harry) "Harry Mason! You left me eleven years ago to die! Well, now I'm back!"
New Harry: "Uhh, hey, wait a second..."
Lisa: "Shut up! You are in big trouble, mister!"
Snickering, Harry hides behind the corner.
dreggnog: "I think I need to use the restroom too."
After using the restroom, dreggnog comes back. The ballroom is empty and dark, and there is no noise. Balloons lay on the floor.
dreggnog: "Well, as long as I know it actually happened, I guess it doesn't matter. Good night, everybody."
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Post by blacky on Jan 30, 2010 17:59:12 GMT
Cybil: "Take this. And hope you don't have to use it, Now listen to me, before you pull the trigger, know who you're shooting. And don't do it unless you have to. And don't go blasting me by mistake. Got it?"
*Harry shoots Cybil*
Harry: "You said nothing about blasting you on purpose"
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Post by Blackdog on Jan 30, 2010 21:27:52 GMT
Harry: Have you seen a tall, leggy blonde with big gazoonga's?
Kaufman: No but I saw a little girl.
Harry: Forget her! That brat finally ran away. Babysitting is a drag when you want hot totty.
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Harry: You wouldn't hit a man with glasses, now would you? Cybil: So that's why you've got them on this time around. -Punches Harry- Harry: Ow glass in my eye!
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Post by Kiryū Kazuma on Jan 30, 2010 23:58:44 GMT
LOL some classics here and that last one dreggnog awesome!
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Post by blacky on Feb 11, 2010 23:03:21 GMT
*Cybil Confronts Dahlia...*
Cybil: "Freeze!"
*Before Cybil can shoot she gets shot by someone else*
Harry: "Sorry, That was me again!"
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Post by Lolli on Feb 12, 2010 13:07:00 GMT
Cybil: Alright, I've made sure that this time you can't shoot me by accident OR on purpose, I'll stand behind you and you can go on ahead so I can keep an eye on you at all times.
Harry: Got it.
Harry and Cybil are walking along when suddenly Cybil gets shot in the arse.
Cybil: ARRRRGH!
Harry: Oops sorry, I did it again.
Cybil: How the hell did that happen!?
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Post by Lolli on Feb 15, 2010 22:04:31 GMT
Harry finally finds Cheryl and he and Cybil run away with her, fleeing from a pack of hungry dogs.
Cybil: I don't think we can outrun them Harry, they're gaining on us.
Harry: Don't worry Cybil, I have a plan.
Harry scoops Cheryl up in his arms and throws her to the dogs.
Cybil: What the fuck is wrong with you!?
Harry: Don't worry, we've still got this one *holds up New Cheryl*
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Post by dreggnog on Feb 16, 2010 21:49:56 GMT
In Street Fighter animation, Harry and New Harry are fighting.
New Harry: (charges up fireball) "I say Digimon sucks more!"
Harry: (swings forward with sword) "I say Bakugan sucks more!"
Their attacks collide and the whole world explodes the end.
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Post by dreggnog on Feb 21, 2010 12:57:20 GMT
The radio begins to emit static.
Harry: "God, what's wrong with this radio!? It keeps buzzing static. Maybe I can fix it. Nothing's happening. The static just keeps getting louder and louder and-"
A demon bird claws off Harry's head.
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Post by Vaan-Knight on Feb 22, 2010 23:37:54 GMT
Harry finally finds Cheryl and he and Cybil run away with her, fleeing from a pack of hungry dogs.Cybil: I don't think we can outrun them Harry, they're gaining on us. Harry: Don't worry Cybil, I have a plan. Harry scoops Cheryl up in his arms and throws her to the dogs.Cybil: What the fuck is wrong with you!? Harry: Don't worry, we've still got this one *holds up New Cheryl* New Harry enters and takes New Cheryl from Old Harry's arms.N.Harry: Give that back!! and stay out of my game from now on or I'll tell Dahlia you said you had the hots for her!! O.Harry: Right on!! N.Harry: I mean YOUR Dahlia!! O.Harry: Aww...
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Post by dreggnog on Feb 23, 2010 21:45:16 GMT
Harry enters the elementary school and picks one of the demon children up by its feet, throwing away the puny knife.
Harry: "Ha-HA!! Now I'm the big kid, and I'm going to make you meanies pay for everything you did to me back in elementary school!"
He takes the demon child into the restroom and gives it a swirlie.
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Post by blacky on Feb 24, 2010 3:21:37 GMT
Harry enters the elementary school and picks one of the demon children up by its feet, throwing away the puny knife. Harry: "Ha-HA!! Now I'm the big kid, and I'm going to make you meanies pay for everything you did to me back in elementary school!" He takes the demon child into the restroom and gives it a swirlie. *a couple of hours later Harry is in the streets when the demon child reappears, pointing Harry out for a adult version of the demon child that is eight feet tall, the adult starts marching in harry's direction*Harry: "Why is it that everyone I pick on has a bigger brother?"
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