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Post by blacky on Nov 8, 2009 1:51:19 GMT
School Bully: "Why hello Harry! Know what time it is?" Young Harry: "No! Not swirly time!" School Bully: "You better believe it!" Harry: "Stop right there!" School Bully: "Who are you?" Harry: "I am Harry from the future! I have traveled back in time to my school days to reek revenge for all the swirlys you gave me, your going to get your ass kicked!" *Five minutes later and The school bully has Harry's head down a toilet*Harry: "No! Not a swirly! Have mercy!" School Bully: "Hahahahaha! You're pathetic man!" Young Harry: "That's going to be me in the future? Oh god!"
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Post by blacky on Nov 17, 2009 1:26:20 GMT
Harry:"This is where I'll be, so heavenly, so come and dance with me Michael" Kaufmann: "What?" Harry:"So sexy, I'm sexy, so come and dance with me Michael I'm all that you see, you wanna see, so come and dance with me Michael" Kaufmann: "Please stop singing that" Harry: "So close now, so close now, so come and dance with me, so come and dance with me, so come and dance with me Michael, you're the boy with all the leather hips, sticky hair, sticky hips, stubble on my sticky lips" Kaufmann: "NO!" Harry:"Michael, you're the only one I'd ever want only one I'd ever want only one I'd ever want Beautiful boys on a beautiful dancefloor Michael, you're dancing like a beautiful dance trollop Michael, waiting on a silver platter now and nothing matters now" Kaufmann: "When Blacky said he was going to have someone sing Franz Ferdinand's 'Michael' to me I wasn't expecting that it would be you!"
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Post by blacky on Nov 22, 2009 3:26:32 GMT
Alyssa: "Half of me, philosophically, Must, ipso facto, half not be. But half of me has got to be Vis a vis, my entity. D'you see?
But can a me be said to be Or not to be an entire me When half of me is not a me Due to some ancient injury?"
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Post by blacky on Dec 7, 2009 1:04:07 GMT
Blacky: "I refuse to let this thread die!" *Lisa has turned into a zombie and Harry has left the room and has shut the door on her, she bangs at the door*Lisa: "Harry! Let me out!" Harry: "Who's there?" Lisa: "It's me!" Harry: "Me who?" Lisa: "Lisa!" Harry: "Hehehehehehe!...............I don't get it" Lisa: "Harry for christ sake, I am not telling knock knock jokes, I am trying to get you to open the door!" Harry: "If you have to explain the joke, it's not funny!" Lisa:
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Post by dreggnog on Dec 9, 2009 20:47:18 GMT
Harry: "Dang it, with New Harry around, I'm not all new and shiny anymore! I'm gonna go kick his ass! Hey, New Harry, yeah I'm talking to you! The hell's the big deal with you existing and crap!?"
New Harry: "Uh oh, this looks like trouble."
Harry: "Wha-!? You don't even have any weapons or nothing!"
New Harry: "Uhhhh-" (runs)
Harry: "Hey!" (starts running after him)
New Harry sprints, rolling under benches and cars and climbing over fences.
Harry: (gasping) "What the heck!? He's interacting with the enviroment. How's he doin' that!?"
New Harry runs into a mall and up an escalator. He leaps through a store window and lands on a park car. The alarm goes off, and he runs into the sunset.
Harry: " . . . Damn."
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Post by blacky on Dec 13, 2009 2:39:36 GMT
Harry: "Dang it, with New Harry around, I'm not all new and shiny anymore! I'm gonna go kick his ass! Hey, New Harry, yeah I'm talking to you! The hell's the big deal with you existing and crap!?" New Harry: "Uh oh, this looks like trouble." Harry: "Wha-!? You don't even have any weapons or nothing!" New Harry: "Uhhhh-" (runs) Harry: "Hey!" (starts running after him) New Harry sprints, rolling under benches and cars and climbing over fences. Harry: (gasping) "What the heck!? He's interacting with the enviroment. How's he doin' that!?" New Harry runs into a mall and up an escalator. He leaps through a store window and lands on a park car. The alarm goes off, and he runs into the sunset. Harry: " . . . Damn." Harry: "Huh, Harry, What's going on with that Harry?"
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Post by dreggnog on Dec 14, 2009 21:17:47 GMT
Harry: "To comepete with New Harry, I will need to come up with a new name that will impress the girls. I will become . . . HARRY MAN, MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE!!!"
Girls: "Hairy Man?"
Harry: "Not Hairy Man! Harry Man!"
Cheryl: "He's right! Not Hairy Man!"
Cheryl lifts up Harry's shirt to show his hairless chest. Meanwhile, New Harry rips off his shirt to reveal the thick coat of hair on his. The girls flock to him.
Harry: "No fair! PS1 graphics weren't meant for hair particles!"
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Post by Lolli on Dec 15, 2009 19:43:56 GMT
Harry and New Harry are arguing over who's hair is sexier when a time machine pops out of the air and lands beside them.
New Cybil: New Harry, get your high definition ass back home now, stop slacking off and get looking for Cheryl.
Cybil: Harry, get your polygonal ass back home now, stop slacking off and get looking for Cheryl.
Christopher Da Silva: Rose, get your hot ass back home now, stop slacking off and get looking for Sharon.
Everyone: ?_?
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Post by blacky on Dec 20, 2009 4:27:51 GMT
Harry: "Hey, I can be as good as New Harry! Look, I am wearing glasses!"
Cybil: "I don't think the glasses will cut it, Harry"
Harry: "Well, I can run away from things too! Watch!"
*Harry starts running all over the place*
Cybil: "No Harry! Your eyes aren't adjusted to wearing glasses! Stop running around before........."
*Harry didn't see the nearby chasm up ahead and runs right off the edge and falls into the abyss below*
Cybil: ".......you hurt yourself."
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Post by dreggnog on Dec 30, 2009 0:02:21 GMT
Dahlia: "The time is nigh, when all our sorrows will be washed away, when we will return to the true paradise..."
Harry: "SHUT UP! God, listening to you ramble on is like listening to nails on a chalkboard!"
Dahlia: "What!?"
Harry: "Actually, it's more like having sex with the fattest, ugliest, rhinoserous in the world."
Dahlia: "WHAT!?"
Harry: "Well, wait that's not fair. After all, I've never made love to a rhinoserous and for all I know it might be a pleasurable experience."
Dahlia: " . . . WHAT!?"
This is the kind of dialog that runs through my head when I pace around my house. I then just apply it to Silent Hill characters.
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Post by Lolli on Jan 2, 2010 22:34:58 GMT
New Harry: Alright, I'll teach that pesky Harry a lesson, let's see how he likes spam mail. New Harry sends Harry a ton of spam.New Harry: Take that! HAR HAR! Five seconds later a ton of mail arrives for New Harry.New Harry: Wut, mah own spam sent back to me, what kind of joke is this!? New Cybil: The internet wasn't really popular back then, I doubt Harry had a computer and even if he did, he wouldn't know how to use it. New Harry: Then how did he send me this spam? New Cybil: You sent that to yourself. New Harry:.........................Ah ha! Cunning like a fox, he knew I was going to do this so he used his time machine to travel to the future, froze time and redirected the mail back to me so it was like I sent it to myself! New Cybil:
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Post by blacky on Jan 6, 2010 1:21:12 GMT
Harry: "Damn that New Harry! Lording it over me with his fancy phone! Well, my game might of been made in the 90s, but even I have a phone of sorts!" *Harry picks up the old phone in the School* Harry: "Hello, New Harry? Is that you on the other end?" Cybil: "Harry.............." Harry: "Well I am just calling to let you know I have a phone too! So you can shove you'rs up your frigging ass!" Cybil: "Harry..............." Harry: "Furthermore, I am going to constantly harrass you with this phone! So what do you say about that, huh?" Cybil: "Harry, that phone's wire is cut remember? You're not talking to anyone" Harry: "................................."
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Post by dreggnog on Jan 6, 2010 3:08:37 GMT
Harry: "That's it! I'm gonna find a way to get to New Harry's time and confront him! Harry digivolves into... Time Mage!"
Cybil: "What the f*ck!? Did he just combine Digimon and Final Fantasy!? That ain't right!"
Harry: "Now I will travel in time! HHRRRRRRRRNNNNNNN!!! Why isn't this working?"
Nobuo Uematsu: "Harry, you can't travel in time as a time mage, you can only speed it up or slow it down . . . or deplete your enemies by fractions for some reason."
Harry: "Well, so much for that idea. But why is the music director of Final Fantasy talking to me instead of somebody else?"
Uematsu: "Well, you know how for a lot of Silent Hill fans, the only person they know the name of who worked on the games is Akira Yamaoka? It's sort of like that."
Harry: "Do I get to meet the music director of Digimon now!?"
Uematsu: " . . . I don't think anyone knows or cares who that is."
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Post by blacky on Jan 9, 2010 2:35:13 GMT
*The sounds of Harry working away can be heard from inside a Electrical store somewhere in the town....* Harry's voice: "WHY WON'T YOU STAY TOGETHER? YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS PILE OF CRAP! STAY TOGETHER! NO, DON'T FALL A PART! YOU BITCH!" Nearby Monsters: Cybil: "Harry? Are you okay in there?" *After a moment of Silence Harry emerges from the store holding a device consisting of lose wires and circuit boards*Harry: "I've built myself a mobile phone! Now I can put that New Harry into his place!" Cybil: "You sure you want to use that? Doesn't look safe to me" Harry: "Of course it's safe! Watch!" *Harry presses a button, and the device electrocutes him*Cybil: "You okay?" Harry: ".........................I am fine....if you excuse me" *Harry goes back into the store*Harry's voice: "WHY WON'T YOU WORK? YOU FUCKING SHITFEST!"
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Post by dreggnog on Jan 10, 2010 20:42:50 GMT
Konami: "Harry, we're sick and tired of your shinnanigans! Now, we're gonna have to let you go. As you are a beloved main character (cough, cough), we're gonna give you a choice on your severence package. You can have everything you've ever wanted in your entire life . . . or what's in this box!"
Harry: "The box! The box!" (opens it) "...There's just a picture of a donkey's butt."
Cybil: "You do realize that since you wanted the box too, if you had chosen everything you ever wanted you would've gotten the box too."
Harry: "OH GODF***INGDAMMIT!!!"
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