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Post by blacky on May 2, 2011 0:41:38 GMT
Pyramid Head: "This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: Huge turn on. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Brookhaven Hospital we do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us. especially those who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every torn corpse. I just keep on trying till I run out of sauce. And the raping gets done. And I get to have fun, with the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now. Even though you broke my heart And killed me.
And shot me to pieces And stabed my big head into a spear. As it pierced it hurt because I was so horny for you!
Now these drops of red blood make a beautiful line. I was a huge stud and I was feeling all fine. but I'm glad I got killed. Think of all the things I filled like the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to stay inside. Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Alessa That was a joke. Haha fat chance. Anyway, this nurse is great. She's so adventurous and high.
Look at me still talking when there's raping to do. When I look out there, I see you've got your hand in the loo. I've got sinners to go chase. So I'll put on my best face. For the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive. I'm doing killing and I'm still alive. I feel fantasic and I'm still alive. While you're dying I'll be still alive. And when you're dead I will be still alive.
Still alive Still alive"
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Post by blacky on May 2, 2011 23:38:14 GMT
*James reaches room 312 at Lakeview Hotel and wacthes the video*
James: "Awwww, sweet Mary, God I love her!"
*Then the part where he kills her comes on*
James: "No no no no no no! That didn't happen! TV don't lie! Don't lie to me! Naughty TV! Bad TV!"
*He starts banging it with his fist*
James: "Stop showing that! Naughty TV!"
*Pyramid Head peeks through the keyhole from outside the room*
Pyramid Head: "He is arguing with the Televison, I knew using that tape was a bad idea"
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Post by blacky on May 9, 2011 15:02:26 GMT
Laura: "You're just a gutless fatso!"
Eddie: "What'd you have to say that for?"
Laura: "Why don't you just go for a jog? Lose some pounds!"
Eddie: "Oh I do no running, it isn't good for me"
Laura: "What you mean?"
Eddie: "Well my legs are so fat, that when I run they rub against each other and the friction sets my ass on fire"
Laura: XD
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Post by blacky on May 12, 2011 20:22:56 GMT
*James is walking alone down the path to Silent Hill, suddenly the music from Vindaloo by Fat Les starts and a massive group of Lying Figures, Nurses and Pyramid Heads suddenly appear following him singing along like in the Vindaloo music video*
Monsters: "Silent Hilll, Silent Hill, Silent Hill, Silent Hill, na na Silent Hilll, Silent Hill, Silent Hill, Silent Hill, na na Silent Hill, Silent Hill and we all like Silent Hill
We're raging! We're gonna kill one more than you Silent!
Na na na (na na - Silent Hill) Na na na (na na - Silent Hill) Na na na (na na - Silent Hill) na na na na na Na na na (na na - Silent Hill) Na na na (na na - Silent Hill) Na na na (na na - Silent Hill) na na na na na Silent Hill - (na na) Silent Hill - (na na) And we all like Silent Hill
We're raging! We're gonna kill one more than you Silent!
*As the song ends the monsters all then disappear into the trees*
James: "What the fuck was that?"
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Post by blacky on May 16, 2011 23:43:27 GMT
Pyramid Head: "Hey, Hey, Hey james, hey!" James: "What you want?" Pyramid Head: "You know how everything out to kill you is manivesting from your mind?" James: "Yeah?" Pyramid Head: "Well while your at it, could you please manivest this for me?" *He shows James a skecth he drew*James: "That is digusting! And yet I can't take it out of my mind!" *A new monster materializes, It's physical form so depraved that I fear I would get a warning if I tried to discribe it*Pyramid Head: James:
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Post by Kiryū Kazuma on Jun 5, 2011 23:25:22 GMT
oh how i've missed this lol
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Post by blacky on Jun 5, 2011 23:46:01 GMT
*James is cornered by Pyramid Head*James: "Okay I give up! I know you are trying to get something across to me! For christ sake just tell me what it is!" *Pyramid Head takes off his Pyramid helmet to reveal that he is the 'go compare guy'*Go Compare Guy: "'Go Compare', 'Go Compare'! you can be sure when you insure with 'go compare'! you get the lowdown and costs can go down! and you'll thank you're stars that you went to 'go compaaaaaarrrreeeee!' James: "Anything else?" Go Compare Guy: "Yeah, you killed your wife!" James: Go Compare Guy: "Yes you'll thank your stars that you went to 'go compare!'"
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Post by dreggnog on Jun 6, 2011 20:32:53 GMT
Pyramid Head: "OH YEAH! You don't even know what I'm gonna do to the next nurse that comes by here!"
James: "Whatever it is, I'm not sure you can. I might be a little messed up in the head, but I don't think my brain would have conjured up a penis just for you."
Pyrie: "Oh yeah!? Look at this!" (spreads legs)
James: "...Did you draw that on!?"
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Post by Blackdog on Jun 6, 2011 23:25:46 GMT
James used Amnesia. It is not very effective
Pyramid Head used Grope. It is effective.
James used Pillow power. His health goes up.
Pyramid Head used rape. It is Super Effective!
James Transforms into PyramidHeadSLAVE!
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Post by blacky on Jun 13, 2011 1:07:16 GMT
*Pyramid is walking down a hall, he sees a huge sign with the word "RAPE!" writen on it*
Pyramid Head: "Whoa...rape?.........RAPE!?!"
*He sees an arrow on the sign pointing down the hall, he follows it, soon he comes across a sign saying "Hot Bitches waiting to be raped this way!" He follows the sign till he comes to a door with a sign saying "They are in here!"*
Pyramid Head: "Oh boy oh boy!"
*He walks in an falls down a twenty foot hole dug into the ground, James comes out from hiding an peers down the trap*
James: "You feel for it! You dumbass!" XD
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Post by blacky on Jun 15, 2011 0:47:31 GMT
James: "Where the hell is he?"
Nurse: "Oh hi, sorry Pyramid can't come out to play today, he is feeling ill, he is feeling a little hoarse, here's a note"
*The nurse gives James a note*
James: "It doesn't say he's feeling a little hoarse, it says he is feeling a little horse!"
Nurse: "I think that's a typo"
James: "I don't think so!"
*Meanwhile Pyramid is is lying in bed, a Pony lying next to him*
Pyramid Head: "Oh Spirit, I can't wait till you are full grown, No one will be as big as you!"
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Post by blacky on Jun 17, 2011 23:35:48 GMT
Nurse: "Finally after weeks of hard work Silent Hill at last has enougth power to work the internet!" *Music starts and she sings...* Nurse: "The internet is really really great..." Pyramid Head: "...For porn!" Nurse: "I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait..." Pyramid Head: "...For porn!" Nurse: "There's always some new site..." Pyramid Head: "...For porn!" Nurse: "I browse all day and night..." Pyramid Head: "...For porn!" Nurse: "It's like i’m surfing at the speed of light..." Pyramid Head: "...For porn!" Nurse: "Pyramid!" Pyramid Head: "The internet is for porn The internet is for porn, Why you think the net was born? Porn porn porn!" Nurse: "You are ruining my song!" Pyramid Head: "I didn't mean to" Nurse: "Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?" Pyramid Head: "Okay" Nurse: "I’m glad we have this new technology..." Pyramid Head: "...For porn!" Nurse: "Which gives us untold opportunity..." Pyramid Head: "...For porn!" Nurse: "Right from you own desktop..." Pyramid Head: "...For porn!" Nurse: "You can research browse and shop..." Pyramid Head: "...For porn!" Nurse: "Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop..." Pyramid Head: "...For porn!" Nurse: Pyramid Head: "The internet is for porn! The internet is for porn! Me up all night honking my horn To porn, porn, porn!" Nurse: "That's gross, normal people don’t sit at home and look At porn on the internet!" Pyramid Head: "Don't know about that!" Nurse: "What?" Pyramid Head: "Ready normal people?" James: "Ready!" Harry: "Ready!" Henry: "Ready!" James, Harry and Henry: "The internet is for porn! The internet is for porn!" Pyramid Head: "All these guys unzip their flies For porn, porn, porn!" Nurse: "HOLD ON A SECOND!" Pyramid Head: "What?" Nurse: "Now i know for a fact that you, James, check your portfolio and trade stocks online" James: "That’s true." Nurse: "And Harry, you keep spaming Cybil's Facebook page" Harry: "Yes I do!" Nurse: "And Henry, you keep uploading your pictures!" Henry: "Yuppers" Pyramid Head: "Ah but What you think they did afterwards?" Nurse: Pyramid, James, Harry and Henry: "The internet is for porn! The internet is for porn!" Pyramid Head: "Grab your dick and double click..." Pyramid, James, Harry and Henry: ...For porn, porn, porn! porn, porn, porn, porn The internet is for The internet is for The internet is for PORN!"
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Post by dreggnog on Jun 18, 2011 13:16:35 GMT
^HAHA, I know of this, I'm glad someone came up with it cause it fits too beautifully.
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Post by blacky on Jun 19, 2011 23:22:12 GMT
*Pyramid is chasing James down a hallway, he happens to glance at the game camera, he gives out a huge gasp and then steps through the television the game was playing on*Pyramid Head: "Oh my god! There's a whole world out here! A whole world of people I haven't raped yet!!" Blacky: "Oh Oh"
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Post by blacky on Jun 23, 2011 0:19:43 GMT
*Brookhaven Nurse employment interviews*
Pyramid Head: "So you want to join this hospital huh?"
New Nurse: "Oh yes, I would just love to smack Silent Hill protagonists with pipes!"
Valtiel: "Hmmmm, nope! Sorry you don't qualify!"
New nurse: "What do you mean I don't qualify!"
Pyramid Head: "Look, this is the list of qualities our Nurses have to go by"
Valtiel: "You have to be someone homely..."
Pyramid Head: "...with operating skills..."
Valtiel: "...fun to be with..."
Pyramid Head: "...and a wazzo pair of tits!"
Valtiel: "That's right."
Pyramid Head: "But obviously we're flexible."
Valtiel: "Ah, but not about the tits."
Pyramid Head: "Yeah, we have to be very firm about the tits!"
Valtiel: "And the tits have to be very firm!"
Pyramid Head: "So sorry but there is no place for you here!"
New nurse: "What if I had implants?"
*Pyramid Head and Valtiel huddle together, whispering and occasionly looking back at the nurse, they then part and face her again*
Valtiel: "Welcome aboard!"
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