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Post by blacky on Jun 26, 2011 23:42:43 GMT
Pyramid Head: "Undead trollops is what Pyramids like best!"
Nurse: "Oh bother"
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Post by blacky on Jul 7, 2011 0:55:11 GMT
*James Sunderland visits Brookehaven hospital...*
James: "Hey, I am here to see Douglas."
Nurse: "Oh you mean Pyramid's boyfriend whom he caught cheating With Valtiel?"
James: "Yeah, I got him a get better card"
Nurse: "He might have proublems reading that"
James: "What you mean?"
Nurse: "He has no longer have eyes to read with..."
James: "Okay I'll read it to him myself"
Nurse: ".....He has no ears left either..."
James: "Okay can I just give him a get better cuddle?"
Nurse: ".......He's spine is broken too.......
James: "Is there anything I can do for him!?"
Nurse: "Well if you can donate him a new liver he would really appreciate it"
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Post by blacky on Jul 11, 2011 15:54:39 GMT
What will we do with a undead Nursey? What will we do with a undead Nursey? What will we do with a undead Nursey? Early in the morning!
Way hay and up it rises, Way hay and up it rises, Way hay and up it rises, Early in the morning!
Spank her ass with a wooden paddle, Spank her ass with a wooden paddle, Spank her ass with a wooden paddle, Early in the morning!
Way hay and up it rises, Way hay and up it rises, Way hay and up it rises, Early in the morning!
put her in a suit that shows her cleavage, put her in a suit that shows her cleavage, put her in a suit that shows her cleavage, Early in the morning!
Way hay and up it rises, Way hay and up it rises, Way hay and up it rises, Early in the morning!
Line her up and spray a hosepipe on her, Line her up and spray a hosepipe on her, Line her up and spray a hosepipe on her, Early in the morning!
Way hay and up it rises, Way hay and up it rises, Way hay and up it rises, Early in the morning!
Drag her to bed and have my way with her, Drag her to bed and have my way with her, Drag her to bed and have my way with her, Early in the morning!
Way hay and up it rises, Way hay and up it rises, Way hay and up it rises, Early in the morning!
That's what we do with a undead Nursey That's what we do with a undead Nursey That's what we do with a undead Nursey Early in the morning!
Way hay and up it rises, Way hay and up it rises, Way hay and up it rises, Early in the morning!
Way hay and up it rises, Way hay and up it rises, Way hay and up it rises, Early in the morning!
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Post by dreggnog on Jul 15, 2011 4:30:29 GMT
James reaches the meat locker. Eddie holds up a poster of himself as a much fatter man.
Eddie: (thumbs up) "Have you called Jenny yet!?"
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Post by Lolli on Jul 25, 2011 16:16:26 GMT
James finishes watching the videotape of Mary's murder.
James: *GASP* So it was him all along! Oh James you sneaky bastard, what will you do next!?
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Post by lemex on Jul 27, 2011 22:23:24 GMT
James: 'Oh wait. I get the ending to The Sixth Sense now. I can't believe I've just worked that out!'.
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Post by blacky on Jul 27, 2011 22:54:08 GMT
*The first Pyramid head battle, and James feels ready for a fight...*
James: "Alright then, come and get me if you are hard enougth!"
Pyramid Head: "I am not hard yet but I will be!"
James: "What? Ewwwwww I wasn't talking about that!"
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Post by blacky on Jul 28, 2011 3:45:43 GMT
Maria: "Don't you want to touch me?"
James: "I don't know"
Maria: "Come and get me. I can't do anything through these bars"
James: "I beg to differ!"
*He pulls down his pants......*
Maria: "Wow, I didn't think it would be big enougth to reach through the bars"
James: "No backing out now!"
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Post by blacky on Jul 30, 2011 17:49:00 GMT
Pyramid Head: "Raw Raw Raw, That's how I like it, That's how I like it Raw Raw Raw, That's how I like it, That's how I like it Raw Raw Raw, That's how I like it, That's how I like it
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Post by Lolli on Aug 6, 2011 20:20:47 GMT
James's video dating tape.
James: Hello, my name is James Sunderland. I'm a nice guy looking for a nice girl, preferably hot and well gited in the breast department. My hobbies include long, romantic treks through the park, beating the shit out of monstrous abominations conjured up by my guilt ridden psyche, smothering my significant other with a pillow and screaming at the top of my lungs whilst wielding a huge ass chainsaw. I am a very loving and gentle soul. Especially when mind numbingly drunk!
Please consider me for a date, ;D
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Post by blacky on Aug 7, 2011 0:30:07 GMT
Eddie: "From now on, if anyone makes fun of me... I'll kill em. Just like that!"
*A awkward silent moment passes before.....*
James: "Who ate all the pies? Who ate all the pies? You fat bastard! You fat bastard! You ate all the pies!"
*Eddie shoots James*
James: "It was worth it!"
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Post by blacky on Aug 17, 2011 22:26:43 GMT
Pyramid Head: "I could really get into this Antagonist stuff. It's not about power, it's about reaching out to people, touching people, groping people!"
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Post by blacky on Aug 30, 2011 17:52:21 GMT
*James and Maria walk up to an building*
Maria: "You're not going to hold the door open for me?"
James: "I think there are more things important than...."
Maria: "You call yourself an man!?"
James: "Okay okay! I am sorry!"
*Maria holds open the door for Maria*
Maria: "You sexist pig! I don't need a man to do everything for me!"
James: "The hell?"
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Post by blacky on Sept 3, 2011 23:09:47 GMT
Judge Holloway: "James Sunderland, you have been charged with murder, how to you plead?" James: "Not guilty!" Judge Holloway: "Okay we will hear from the prosecution" Lawyer Pyramid Head: "I call mrs Sunderland to the stand!" *Mary walks up to the stand*James: "Objection! Mary can't take part in her own murder trail, She's dead!" Judge Holloway: "I am going to allow this" Lawyer Pyramid Head: "Mary can you see the man who killed you in this room?" *Mary points at James*Mary: "That's him! That's the bastard!" Lawyer Pyramid Head: "I rest my case!" Judge Holloway: "Thank you Mr Pyramid. We will now hear from the Defence" Defence lawyer Eddie: "I am not part of this trail, my ass is still stuck in this bench from the last one and I haven't been able to leave" James: "Trails in Silent Hill suck"
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Post by blacky on Sept 14, 2011 19:28:00 GMT
James: "Pyramid Head, how do you know what I did to my wife?"
Pyramid Head: "I have members of this town do intel gathering, they tell me every sin you do"
Nurse: "James stole his employer's sticky tape!"
Pyramid Head: "Thank you agent double O Tities.
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