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Post by Vaco Deus on Mar 12, 2009 16:52:15 GMT
This could have been a Darwin Award
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Post by Toadkiller Dog on Mar 13, 2009 1:13:19 GMT
You spend a little bit of money, you can find an automatic toy that does more than that....that's just crazy. I'm engaged to a nympho, I'll admit it, she has quite collection, she owns things that function better than that WITHOUT the risk of saw blades. Jeez, I kind of applaud the creativity, but laugh at the ignorance.
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Post by sithlibrarian on Mar 13, 2009 5:36:50 GMT
Yeesh...
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Post by Cenobite, that cute pariah on Mar 13, 2009 5:55:33 GMT
I'm engaged to a nympho, I'll admit it, she has quite collection Would that make you kingofdongs? |
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Post by Toadkiller Dog on Mar 13, 2009 6:16:29 GMT
Well she owns them, not me. I do own dogs though...and love dogs very much.
Though my name actually reflects something more than an appreciation of dogs.
Still...what can I say? I've been with the girl for over five years now, and I'm damned proud to have her in my life. Not just because she's a nympho, her libido surpasses mine actually...it's strange.
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Post by Vio on Mar 13, 2009 19:16:45 GMT
I'm engaged to a nympho, I'll admit it, she has quite collection, she owns things that function better than that WITHOUT the risk of saw blades. *high five* Anyways, One of the comments on the story said: Congrats on your new vag-anus! After reading it, I kind of vomited in my own mouth... |
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Post by The Crimson One on Mar 14, 2009 17:39:20 GMT
HAHAHhahaha nice. "just used one of these suckers this past weekend.. on a ceiling, not my wife, couldn't even imagine how painful that must have been.. apparently the blade cut through the dildo, then her..."
Congrats on the nympho! That's how I likes em'! Oh yeah...ouch!
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Post by Iram Et Dolorem on Mar 18, 2009 6:41:21 GMT
Wow. That is...terrifying. In more ways that one.
That is so not a turn-on >_>
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Post by blackswordsman on Mar 20, 2009 19:52:42 GMT
Now that's something awful...  |
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