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Post by Lolli on Jun 26, 2010 20:19:53 GMT
^I'll look forward to it, though being British I have to fall into the stereotype and say I'd rather have tea and crumpets ;D
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Post by dreggnog on Jul 3, 2010 3:19:39 GMT
HA HA! YOU CAN'T GET OUT! -Walter
Henry: "Let me out Walter!"
Hey, look through the peephole -Walter
Henry looks through. Real Walter is naked and disco dancing in the hallway.
NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA!!! YOU CAN'T GET OUT!!! -Walter
Henry: "God I hate you."
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Post by dreggnog on Jul 20, 2010 6:56:45 GMT
At the final boss, Henry sees Eileen walking towards her death.
Henry: "Hmm, there's an easy way to fix this."
Henry walks up to Eileen and turns her around.
Walter: "Oh . . . crap."
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Post by blacky on Jul 29, 2010 0:51:41 GMT
Henry: "Snore.........snore"
Henry! Wake up! Wake up and get through the damn hole! - Walter
Henry: "Snore.......Snore......"
Damn it! He can't see the door from the bed room! Who's stupid idea was it to make me communicate by writting on a door? - Walter
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Post by blacky on Aug 2, 2010 18:23:29 GMT
*Days before he got trapped in his apartment, Henry is taking a shower...*
Henry: "Come on Eileen Oh I swear, what he means Ah come on, let's take off everything That pretty red dress Eileen, tell him yes Ah come on let's, Ah come on Eileen"
*Eileen hears him as she passes his door*
Eileen: "Henry, are you singing about me while in the shower?"
Henry: "..........................."
Eileen: "Henry?"
Henry: "..........................."
Eileen: "Henry, I know your in there, I can hear the shower"
Henry: "..........................."
Eileen: "Oh whatever"
*Eileen walks away*
Henry: "Come on, Eileen, Oh I swear, well he means At this moment, You mean everything..."
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Post by Lolli on Aug 10, 2010 20:45:24 GMT
Henry's Diary. Day Seven. Dear Diary, There's a strange smell around the house and I can't find the source. I've moved everything around trying to discover where it's drifting from, I even cleaned out my fridge but there was nothing in there except a dead cat. Thinking it was my toilet or my grubby bath I cleaned them both out with Cillit Bang but it still reeks in here. It makes it hard to sleep at night and the windows refuse to open so I can't even get any fresh air. Last night the smell got so bad I almost threw up, I just wish I knew what was causing this horrendous odour. Henry's Diary. Day Six. Dear Diary, It turns out that horrible smell was me. Eileen knocked on my wall and shouted that I should take a bath, so I did. I'm all better now
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Post by Kiryū Kazuma on Aug 10, 2010 22:54:00 GMT
richard braintree falling 3 stories and then gets impaled into travis anus which is the cortex and mega point of the space time contingent
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Post by dreggnog on Aug 11, 2010 3:55:06 GMT
^ That made me imagine an online flash game where Travis runs around a 2D screen trying to catch falling objects and people in his anus.
Also, the last line of Lolli's post made me smile.
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Henry is on his hands and knees looking through the peephole into Eileen's room.
Henry, come on! She's not going to take her clothes off so come to the nightmare world already! -Walter
Henry doesn't seem to be listening. Walter sends a ghost through the wall to attack Henry. He lazily throws a holy candle at it without even turning his head.
Henry: "Come ooon, Eileen. Come on now, it's okay..."
Sigh, this series needs another femals protagonist. I'm gonna complain to Konami! -Walter
two weeks later...
Henrietta is on her hands and knees looking through the peephole.
Henrietta: "Come oooon, Eileen. It's okay, girl..."
Oh no! They got a lesbian! -Walter
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Post by blacky on Aug 15, 2010 0:48:35 GMT
Henry: "Hi, I am Henry, I am to move into my room today"
Frank: "Here's your room, but beware it carries a terrible curse!"
Henry: "Ooh, that's bad"
Frank: "But it comes with a free bottle of wine!"
Henry: "That's good"
Frank: "The wine is also cursed!"
Henry: "That's bad"
Frank: "But you get your choice of brand!"
Henry: "That's good!"
Frank: "All the brands contain potassium benzoate!"
Henry: "...................?"
Frank: '...That's bad."
Henry: "Can I go now? "
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Post by blacky on Aug 18, 2010 16:08:43 GMT
*Henry has arived at the building world, Richard falls from the sky and hits the ground*
Henry: "What a dumbass! AHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*as he laughs The ground under Henry collapses and he falls into the hole*
Henry: "OOOWWW!"
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Post by dreggnog on Aug 19, 2010 3:34:49 GMT
SH4 Henry Audition
Director: "Okay, how many of you are good actors?"
11 of the 12 canidates raise their hands.
Director: "Get out."
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Post by blacky on Aug 22, 2010 23:46:13 GMT
Henry: "I am getting out of here! Blacky take it away!"
Blacky: "Sure thing!"
*Blacky hacks into the game and enables walk through walls*
Hey! your not surpposed to do that! - Walter
*Henry walks through the walls and out of the room, he then jumps in and out a few times to mock Walter*
Henry: "Oh yeah! Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy?"
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Post by dreggnog on Aug 26, 2010 11:49:28 GMT
Henry sets the Walter Door on fire.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! -Walter
Henry: "Haha! Now I've destroyed you! I can escape! . . . But first how do I get past this freakin wall of fire!?"
The fire starts to spread.
Henry: "Ah, sh*t."
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Post by Kiryū Kazuma on Sept 8, 2010 16:33:45 GMT
Henry looking at the hole in the wall seeing Eileen change he has the "idea" unzips himself and starts having fun times. About 5minutes later Eileen taps henry on the shoulder
Eileen "ewwww what you doing!"
Henery "..... I can explain...."
Few miles down the road in Silent Hill in the cafe Travis and Lisa having a coffee
Travis "ouch ouch ouch ouch"
Lisa "Hey you ok?"
Travis "I dunno it seems like I am having a stabbing pain, ouch ouch ouch................."
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Post by blacky on Sept 17, 2010 16:10:01 GMT
Elieen: "Oh great it's you, the freak"
Henry: "What me, a freak? I am not a freak"
Eileen: "You always stare at me when we pass in the apartment hallway!
Henry: "I did no such thing!"
Eileen: "And you rub yourself over my door while trying to peek into the peek hole!!"
Henry: "I don't do that!"
Eileen: "You are a freak!"
Henry: "Not a freak!"
*A awkward silence..........Henry then walks up to Eileen and licks her face*
Eileen: "Ewwwww! You disgusting freak!" >_<
Henry: "Not a freak!"
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