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Post by blacky on Sept 29, 2010 3:04:53 GMT
*the final battle. Two men, Henry and Walter finally face each other, in one last desperate struggle for survial, the ulitmate fight which will be determined by......*
Henry: "...BALL KICKING CONTEST!"
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Post by dreggnog on Oct 12, 2010 6:24:03 GMT
Theres a knock at Henry's door. He looks through the peephole and spots Eileen and Cynthia.
Henry: "Let them in, Walter!"
Why should I? -Walter
Henry: "Do it or I'll play Stix music really really loud!"
...Okay. -Walter
The door opens. Henry looks at Eileen and Cynthia hopefully.
Henry: " . . . Orgy?"
Eileen: "So umm, what's with the peephole in your wall Henry?"
Henry: " . . . Not an orgy." A tear drips from his eye and he closes the door.
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Post by Lolli on Oct 13, 2010 21:37:15 GMT
Henry: That's strange, I could have sworn there was a door here before? Eileen: Henry---- Henry: It was right here! Where the heck did it go? Eileen: Henry jus---- Henry: Damn it Walter, locking me in my own apartment is low! Eileen: Henry that's a wall! Henry turns around to face Eileen who is standing in the open doorway.Henry: Eileen! I'm so glad you're here. It was awful, I couldn't find my door! Eileen:
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Post by blacky on Oct 21, 2010 19:55:32 GMT
*Henry enters the building world for the first time, it comes to the scene where Richard falls out of the sky*
Henry: "It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!........"
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Post by blacky on Oct 26, 2010 23:39:18 GMT
Eileen: "I can't believe Halloween is upon us again! I look great in this cat outfit!"
*Henry appears dressed in dirty clothes and rags*
Eileen: "Henry, you are not going dressed like that!"
Henry: "Go where?"
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Post by dreggnog on Oct 27, 2010 11:30:59 GMT
^ Love all the Simpsons references
Theres a knock at Henry's door.
Henry: "Go away! It doesn't matter you won't be able to help me!"
Woman: "Oh...okay. Jeez sorry!" (footsteps)
Henry: "Huh? ...She could hear me!? HEY WAIT!!" (runs to door)
Woman: "Yes?"
Henry: "Look, I'm trapped in here! Do you think you could get a chainsaw or a bulldoser and-"
One of the chains on the door moves and holds up a picture of Henry with welps and bruises all over him, bleeding profusely.
Henry: "Oh, never mind! Maybe you could just bring me some food and shove it under the-"
The chain holds up a picture of Henry with his ballsack sliced in half.
Henry: "Oh, never mind! Maybe you could find a way to sneak in here and we could have some good old fashioned, rough, naughty-"
The chain holds up a picuture of Henry and the woman having sex where it can be seen that the woman is actually a man.
Henry: "Oh, never mind!"
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Post by Lolli on Oct 31, 2010 20:28:25 GMT
The Silent Hill gang are sitting in forest world, surrounding a large camp fire. James is roasting marshmallows, Henry is stoking the fire and Harry is telling a scary story.
Heather: The fire is getting low, chuck some more wood on there.
Henry picks up Jasper and throws him on.
Heather: Thanks. Now dad, where were you?
Harry: Where was I? Ah yes, and then the TV froze on the Disney Channel and they had to watch The Suite Life all night long.
Everyone: ARRRRRGH!
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Post by dreggnog on Nov 1, 2010 23:41:22 GMT
Henry goes to a football game. Heather is one of the cheerleaders and James and Pyrie are making out under the stands. Henry is handcuffed to the door handle.
Remember, this is your reward for good behavior. -Walter
Henry: "Yeah, I know... Whoooo!! Go ... whatever the hell team this is!!!"
Havoton Capybaras, moron. -Walter
A woman walks up to Henry, seeming slightly intrieged.
Woman: "Hey!"
Henry: "Umm, hi."
Woman: "So umm, what's the story here?" (points to Henry's hand, handcuffed to the door)
Henry: "Oh, uhh, well I paid a prostitute to handcuff me to the door and then she just stole my money and left. Took forever but I finally escaped! Just had to take the door with me." (What am I saying? This is so stupid.)
The woman laughs hysterically. Henry blinks in surprise.
Don't do it. -Walter
The woman blinks and stops laughing.
Henry: "Is somehting wrong?"
Woman: "Oh, uh, no."
He's a loser. -Walter
Henry: "So, would you like to grab some coffee sometime?"
But if you WANT to get AIDS... -Walter
Woman: "Umm, I have to go!" (leaves)
Henry: "...what the hell?"
Don't ask me, b*tch. -Walter
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Post by blacky on Nov 8, 2010 23:06:37 GMT
*Walter has Henry and Eileen cornered...*Walter: "Oh, What I am I going to do to you?" *Walter gives a creepy smile*Walter: "First, I am going to tear your lips out. Yeah, That's what I am going to do. And then, I am going to Gouge your eyes out! Yeeeaaah!..........That's what I am going to do!" Henry: "We don't like this!" Eileen: "Yeah, your scaring us!" Walter: "Your scared eh? Next, I am going to tear your arms out of the sockets! And you want to know what else? I am going to stab ya! And you're going to fall. And I am going to look down, and I am going to laugh!" Henry: "NOOOOOO!" Eileen: "WAAAAAA! Walter: "But first...............First!...........I gotta take a whiz! Don't you go anywhere!" *Walter skips to the bathroom*Henry:
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Post by dreggnog on Nov 9, 2010 0:30:35 GMT
^ I found that to be the most disturbing episode of Ren and Stimpy, a show I found much more disturbing than many more adult shows. (It was the sound effects you could hear in that scene, shudder...)
But anyway, it was funny on its own too.
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Post by blacky on Dec 13, 2010 20:15:22 GMT
*Because of The God in the SH3 thread was high when he recreated the world, All the characters of SH4 are also high*
Henry: "Dude! Why won't the door open?"
*He keeps trying to open the door for a few minutes, the chains stopping the door everytime*
Henry: "Hey door! Why won't you open?"
Dude! Shut the hell up! I am busy trying to keep in the little pixies! - Walter
Henry: "Stuff you! I'll just climb through those things............that are made of glass........over there....."
*Henry opens one of his windows, climbs through it, and falls to his death*
Henry? Where did you go? - Walter
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Post by dreggnog on Dec 13, 2010 23:24:07 GMT
*SH4 High*
Richard falls multiple stories and lands on the ground perfectly fine.
Henry: "Duuuuuuddddde... I think I'm tripping."
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Post by blacky on Dec 16, 2010 12:10:04 GMT
*Still the universe where everyone is high, Henry is back in his room somehow, he is gathered around his bedside telephone*
*The phone starts ringing*
Henry: (responding to the phone) "Brrrrrrrrrring!.........Brrrrrrrring!..........Brrrrrring! Yip yip yip yip!........Brrrrrrrring!"
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Post by dreggnog on Dec 16, 2010 13:18:07 GMT
*SH4 High*
Henry: "Maybe if I listen to the phone, I can hear the ocean!"
He puts the phone up to his ear.
Henry: "Hey, I can hear Eileen! Hi Eileen!"
Eileen: "Hey, I can hear Henry! Hi Henry! Hey, you should come over!"
Henry: "Okay! Where's your room!?"
Eileen: "It's right next to yours!"
Henry smashes through the wall into Eileen's room, letting go of the phone.
Eileen: (into phone) "Oh my God! Henry's here!"
Henry: "Who are you talking to?"
Eileen: "His name's Henry!"
Henry: "Where is he I don't see him I wanna see him is he hot!?"
Eileen: (sheepishly) "Maybe..."
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Post by blacky on Dec 21, 2010 3:08:38 GMT
*SH4 high*
Knock Knock - Walter
Henry: "Who's there?"
Walter - Walter
Henry: "walter who?"
Walter Sullivan! - Walter
*Both Henry and Walter burst out laughing and continue to do so for five hours straight*
Henry: "Okay my turn! Knock Knock!"
Who's there? - Walter
Henry: "Henry"
Henry who?" - Walter
Henry: "Henry Townshend!"
*They laugh for another five hours*
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