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Post by blacky on Nov 13, 2010 3:24:14 GMT
Alex: "How about over there? Is that Silent hill?"
Heather: "No that's just a guy called Silent Phil"
*Silent phil says nothing but stares at the two with a big creepy grin on his face*
Alex: "I don't like him, he's scaring me"
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Post by Lolli on Nov 14, 2010 17:36:20 GMT
In the confession booths of the church.
Woman: Forgive me Father for I have sinned.
Vincent: Do not be afraid my child, I will not judge.
Woman: I have done a terrible thing.
Vincent: What is it that you have done?
Woman: I have betrayed my solemn vows. I have had an affair with my boss.
Vincent: You must repent my child, repent.
He opens a slot in the booth and shoves his wallet through.
Vincent: God needs your redemption money, dig deep.
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Post by blacky on Nov 18, 2010 21:02:11 GMT
Heather: "Who are you?" Memory of Alessa: "Who are you?" Heather: "Hey I asked first!" Memory of Alessa: "Hey I asked first!" Heather: "You just gonna copy everything I do?" Memory of Alessa: "You just gonna copy everything I do?" Heather: "Shut up!" Memory of Alessa: "Shut up!" Heather: "Fake Heather is a bitch" Memory of Alessa: "Fake Heather is a bitch............Hey!" Heather: "Ha!"
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Post by dreggnog on Nov 18, 2010 21:39:15 GMT
Heather finds one of the Robbie the Rabbit suits at the amusement park and puts it on. She walks past a monster, it ignores her. Heather: "Yay! Now none of the monsters will attack me, I'm so smart!" Heather meets Vincent for the first time. Vincent: "Yes! Another claw machine plushie for my collection! But this one is HUGE!! I'll have to use the MEGA CLAW!!" A giant metal claw comes down from the cieling and grabs Heather. Heather: "AHHHH!!! PUT ME DOWN!! PUT ME DOWN!!" Vincent: "Now now silly, plushies don't talk cause they don't have souls. "
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Post by blacky on Nov 26, 2010 0:46:18 GMT
*The end of the game*
Douglas: "Funny how it was Harry Mason who saved the day really"
Heather: "Yeah, if he hadn't left me that pill in my necklance, the world would of ended right there!'
*Harry rises from the dead*
Harry: "Yes! Haha! I am the smartest Silent hill character! Nah Nah, Nah nah nah!"
Heather: "Your still dead dad"
Harry: "Oh yeah that's right......."
*Harry drops dead again*
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Post by Vaan-Knight on Nov 26, 2010 0:59:06 GMT
In the confession booths of the church.Woman: Forgive me Father for I have sinned. Vincent: Do not be afraid my child, I will not judge. Woman: I have done a terrible thing. Vincent: What is it that you have done? Woman: I have betrayed my solemn vows. I have had an affair with my boss. Vincent: You must repent my child, repent. He opens a slot in the booth and shoves his wallet through.Vincent: God needs your redemption money, dig deep. Woman: ...Things likle this are exaclty why I converted from catholicism... Vincent: Well, here are other... means to show your repentance... Woman: .......That's ANOTHER reason for which I converted.
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Post by blacky on Nov 29, 2010 3:08:02 GMT
Insane Cancer: "I'm going to eat yer! I'm bigger than you are, I'm higher in the food chain. Get in my belly!"
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Post by dreggnog on Nov 29, 2010 21:42:25 GMT
^ Because that will make me smile every time I look at it, I have made it my sig. Edit: That got old pretty quick.
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Post by mr. worncoat on Dec 11, 2010 7:10:19 GMT
*Heather's digging through the mall when she overhears somebody humming from within a dressing room. Weapon raised, she kicks in the door, ready to slaughter mercilessly, only to find...*
Douglas: Don't look at me!
Heather: Why, wha- oh god, what are you wearing?
*Douglas is wearing Heather's "space girl" costume."
Heather: You creepy old man.
Douglas: I'm not creepy! .. But, uh, could you zip me up the back, I can't get the zipper.
Heather: There is no zipper.
Douglas: I know, I just wanted to feel your touch.
*Heather vomits.*
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Post by blacky on Dec 13, 2010 1:13:17 GMT
*Heather takes the pill in her locket in order to prevent the god from being born*
Claudia: "Alessa, what have you done? What did you shallow?"
Heather: "Whoa! everything is like melting, man!"
Claudia: "Huh?"
Heather: "Hehehehe! Your face is so funny!"
Claudia: "That idiot Harry must of gotten mixed up, he has put White Claudia into that pill, not Aglaophotis!"
Heather: "Yay! That means God will still be born hehehehehe!"
*She gives birth to God*
Claudia: "It is done! Oh the glory!"
God: "Whoa I am tripping! I am seeing woman without eye brows and shit!"
Claudia: "Oh no, because Alessa was high now the God is as well!"
God: "Can you be quiet please? You and your twin are being very loud!"
Claudia: "Focus! You have to create the world a anew! A world without suffering!"
God: "Ah shit, don't rush me! I am getting round to it!"
*The God made the world a new, but because he was high that meant everyone in it was permanently doped up. Heather, Claudia, Douglas and the God lay in a pile, too high to do anything*
Claudia: "Yum yum, I can taste the colours!"
God: "Claudia, why the no shoes? Whoa check that out! I haven't even got feet! Where did they go?"
Douglas: "Don't worry! I'll find them for you! I am a private detective!........I think"
Heather: "You know, I think I was meant to do something to you Claudia, but I don't know what that is"
God: "FUCKING!"
*They all giggle at the God's sudden outburst*
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Post by dreggnog on Dec 13, 2010 12:26:52 GMT
Heather: "Heehee, God's such a silly." (pats God's head) "Oh my God!"
God: "Yes?"
Heather: "Oh my God oh my God guys feel this! His head is sooooooooooo soft!"
*Everybody spends five hours petting God's head.*
Douglas: "That was a long time. Now I need to pee."
Heather: (standing up straight and proud) "I no longer have the need to pee!"
Claudia: "What's that stain near your va-jay-jay?"
Heather stares at the stain for thirty seconds, contemplating.
Heather: " . . . Pee."
Cluadia: "And what does that mean?"
Heather stares at the pee for thirty seconds, contemplating.
Heather: " . . . Blah, forget it! I was never good at math anyway!"
Douglas: "That's not math. That's your pee having sex with you and then leaving."
Heather: (starts crying) "It used me and then just left!"
Everybody hugs and nuzzles Heather, cooing.
Vincent: (naked) "It's okay, girl."
Claudia: "When did your hairy ass get here!?"
Vincent stares at his hairy ass for thirty seconds, contemplating.
Vincent: "When the rest of me got here."
Claudia: (tugs at God's arm skin like a sleeve) "Hey, God? Imma losin' my buzz."
God vomits white claudia into Claudia's mouth like a birdie regurgitates food.
Claudia: "Yay! Yummy buzz!"
Heather: "You do not wanna know what that looked like to me."
Vincent: "Hey Heather, I bet you my penis is bigger than yours."
Heather: "Oh yeah!?" (takes off clothes)
Vincent: "I can't believe that worked."
Heather: "Huh!? It's so small I can't even find it! I guess Vincent's is bigger! ...Maybe it's hiding somewhere in this little cave..."
Douglas: "Hey, from this angle, Heather, it looks like you've got one!"
Heather: "Really!?"
Heather goes over to sit right next to Douglas and stares at the spot where she was just standing.
Heather: "...I don't see it."
Douglas: "Me either."
Claudia: "What should we do now?"
Vincent: (whispers) "Orgy."
God: "ORGY!?"
Heather: "Orgy!"
Claudia: "Orange Juice."
God: "Orange Juice?"
Heather: "Orange Juice!"
Vincent: "Orgy!"
Heather: "Noo! Noo! That's not it! Orange Juice!"
Vincent: "Damn it."
*Everybody drinks orange juice for five hours.*
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Post by blacky on Dec 16, 2010 12:18:22 GMT
*Still high world...*
God: "Allboard the God plane baby!"
*Everyone gasps with joy and all jump onto the God and he flies into the sky with them attacthed just like out 'my neighbor totoro'*
Everyone: "Yeeeeaaahhhh!"
*None of this is actually happening, the characters are just so high, they have lost their sense of reality*
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Post by blacky on Dec 28, 2010 0:44:11 GMT
*SH3 high*
God: "Hey guys, I got you a Christmas present!"
Heather: "Awww I wanted a Christmas past!"
God: "It's more White Claudia!""
Everyone: "Yay!"
*Flakes of White Claudia come down from the skies as snow*
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Post by Lolli on Jan 2, 2011 23:24:31 GMT
Harry: Woah, where am I?
God: You're in Heaven Harry.
Harry: One minute I'm asleep in my comfy the chair, and the next I'm in Heaven?
God: You were murdered Harry.
Harry: Oh. So does this mean we get to run around naked now?
God: No Harry, that's the garden of Eden.
Harry: Where's this Eve chick I've heard about?
God: Harry you're confu---Put those pants back on!
Harry runs around in the nude, getting chased by a group of Angels.
Cybil: I told you not to let him in.
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Post by blacky on Jan 3, 2011 2:29:32 GMT
*Harry in heaven*Harry: "Hey it's Jesus!" Jesus: "Erm.......hey Harry" Harry: "Hey, do that thing where you turn water into wine!" Jesus: "I rather not......" Harry: "No water huh? Hey it's okay I will make my own!" Jesus:
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