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Post by blacky on Feb 7, 2011 20:51:43 GMT
Henry: "Damn, I gotta step up my game!"
*Later....*
Henry: "Yeah work it baby! I just need to get a full nude shot from behind if that's okay?"
Douglas: "I hate doing this! You sure we are going to make a big profit out of this?"
Henry: "Of course! We turn these pictures into Calanders and Pyramid Head will buy the lot!"
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Post by blacky on Feb 20, 2011 0:45:26 GMT
*Heather finds Douglas after he faced up to Claudia, he is injuried*
Douglas: "Ouch....Ooooh ouch ouch!"
Heather: "What's wrong Douglas?"
Douglas: "Bullet in the ass!"
Heather: "I beg your pardon?"
Douglas: "Bullet in the ass!"
Heather: "Okay, if you say so"
*Heather shoots a bullet in Douglas' ass*
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Post by Lolli on Feb 21, 2011 23:30:16 GMT
Heather meets Vincent in the church, after he confronts Claudia, who has stabbed him in the back.
Vincent: Ouch ouch ouch!
Heather: What's wrong Vincent?
Vincent: Knife in the back.
Heather: I beg your pardon?
Vincent: Knife in the back.
Heather: Okay, if you say so.
Heather stabs Vincent in the back.
Claudua: Hmmm, reverse psychology. Hey Heather, fetus in the womb.
Heather: Okay if you say so.
She begins to eat the fetus, stopping before she slides it in her mouth.
Heather: Hey wait a minute....
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Post by Lolli on Feb 25, 2011 22:19:26 GMT
Pyramid Head is on Facebook, adding more photos to his 'Douglas Cartland Fanpage.'
Pyramid Head: Here's the one I took at the beach. Here's the one I took at the shop. Here's the one I took from a tree outside his window whilst watching him sleep after I took the time to watch Twilight and pick up a few stalking tips.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the lake.....
Douglas: *Speaking into the phone* Hello, Officer Bennet? Has my restraining order come through? No. Okay then. Just ring me when it does.
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Post by blacky on Feb 27, 2011 22:47:33 GMT
Douglas: "Look, Heather. I am sorry I lead that crazy bitch to you and your father.....erm.....I don't think it can get any more awkward as it is now...."
*Pyramid Head runs out from nowhere and gives Douglas the largest glomp ever. After a minute of Glompage, Pyramid head then puts him down and runs away again*
Douglas: "...........I guess I was wrong"
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Post by blacky on Mar 8, 2011 1:15:45 GMT
*Pyramid Head has a bunch of flowers and a box of chocolates and skips towards Douglas' current postition*
Pyramid Head: "Coooie! Douglas I thought you and me could go to the amusement park and ride the tunnel of love and......"
*He sees Valtiel talking to Douglas*
Pyramid Head: ".....YOU BITCH! GET AWAY FROM MY MAN!"
Valtiel: "YOUR MAN!? DON'T FLUTTER YOURSELF YOU SLAG!!"
*The two ran at each other and start a bitch fight, slapping each other and clawing at each other's faces*
Douglas: "I gotta stop coming here to sell fish"
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Post by dreggnog on Mar 8, 2011 18:50:29 GMT
James: (sees Valtiel) "You, get away from my man!"
Valtiel: "Your man!? Douglas is mine!"
James: "Douglas!? Who the hell is Douglas!?"
Pyramid Head: "Douglas is mine!"
James: "But Pyrie..."
Valtiel: "No, he's mine!"
Douglas: "I'M STRAIGHT!!!"
A hooker walks by.
Hooker: "Hey, any of you guys can be my man if you want." (wink)
Pyramid Head: "Eww, I only like men and mannequins (it has the word man in it)."
Valtiel: "Yeah, go away!"
Douglas: "I'm game! I'll go with you!"
Douglas walks off with the hooker. Valtiel and Pyramid Head's jaws drop.
James: "So Pyrie, can we go have sex in some random location like the old days again now?
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Post by Lolli on Apr 1, 2011 21:18:56 GMT
James is in Heaven's night, sobbing into a bottle of beer. In his hand is a photo of Pyramid Head, dressed in latex. Beside him stands James, dressed as a gimp.
James: *Sniff* I remember when he used to love our sex games. His favourite position was The Corspe.
Douglas dashes in and hides under a nearby table. James watches as Pyramid Head barges in looking for him.
James: I remember when he used to come looking for me.
Pyramid Head finds him and drags him out, yanking a struggling Douglas to the exit.
James: I remember when he used to heave me away against my will.
Maria passes by to block the exit, whining about scaring the punters. Pyramid Head impales her on the great knife and yanks the door of it's hinges.
James: I remember when I was the one responsible for Maria's death.
The distant sound of Douglas screaming can be heard as Pyramid Head does unthinkable things to him.
James: Oh God! I miss being man handled! I miss it so much *sobs*
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Post by dreggnog on Apr 2, 2011 12:03:06 GMT
] James: I remember when I was the one responsible for Maria's death. HAHAHAHA!!!
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Post by Sindaiin on Apr 3, 2011 3:46:35 GMT
~ Group demonic powow - held weekly. ~
Valtiel: We have some serious fangirls on this thread.
The Butcher: No kiddin'. One time I was headin' up Clinton St. to catch Othello at the theatre before the last showing and I got slammed with fangirls thinking I was PH.
PH: (Nodding....)
Flauros: So... why do you have such a large following?
PH: (Nodding....)
Samael: I think he's broke.
Valtiel: Whaddya mean?
Samael: Iono... maybe a fangirl tackled him too hard. 90% of idols die each year from fangirl attacks or too many sexual fantasies manifesting themselves. I would know.
Everyone:....
Valtiel: Okay... shall we resume the meeting?
Cheryl: Why am I even here?
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Post by blacky on Apr 3, 2011 23:38:57 GMT
Blacky: "How many times do I have to say on this forum that Samael isn't in Silent hill? Just play the bloody first game and you'd notice that what Dahila refers to Samael is actaully Alessa herself. A lie to confuse Harry into capturing Alessa so that Dahlia can use her to bring the cult God into reality! Samael has no relation to the God that the cult is trying to give birth to."
Samael: "That's not true! I exist! I exist like Strawberries and Jam!"
God: "Out of my way you poser! Let the real God of the cult through!"
Samael: "oh please can I be part of Silent hill, please pretty please let me be part of Silent hill"
God: "Isn't there some crap gothic student film you should be taking part in?"
Samael "Fine, but mark my words, I'll one day be an Silent Hill character, even if it kills me!"
Blacky: "Yeah yeah, get out of the set already"
*Blacky throws Samael through the back door into a alley filled with garbage cans*
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Post by dreggnog on Apr 3, 2011 23:47:54 GMT
Metatron: "I thought that when Dahlia was talking about Samael she meant me."
Samael: "Hey, you are one fine piece of ass!"
Pyrie: "Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking!?"
James: "I'll get the whipped cream!"
Pyrie: "Get Douglas too!"
James: "What!? Seriously!? Aren't me and two cultist gods enough!?"
Pyrie: "Not for THIS guy!"
(studio audience cheer)
James: (hands on hips) "Pyrie! Jeez..." (shaking head and smiling)
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Post by Sindaiin on Apr 4, 2011 4:24:47 GMT
Metatron: Samael... Angelology's dead.
Samael: You know what? You're right! I look like how I'm described in old texts. I'm a friggin' archangel for God's sake! Why don't people notice us anymore? I mean... look, they turned me into a ploy in a videogame and made me evil, but gave my character model my base features, even then people didn't recognize me!
Metatron: You think you got it bad? I'm head honcho and no one even knows I exist anymore!
Alessa: Ahh quit yer whinin' you two.
Metatron and Samael: (heads down and ashamed) Yes'm.
Alessa: Valtiel, bring me my paddle. We have a mortal to punish.
Valtiel: (Thinking: Lady Alessa's scary when her son's threatened.)
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Post by dreggnog on Apr 6, 2011 20:45:17 GMT
Heather enters the final room. Vincent looks at her, then at Claudia.
Vincent: "AWWW YEAH!! CATFIGHT!!!"
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Post by Sindaiin on Apr 6, 2011 22:05:48 GMT
Heather enters the final room. Vincent looks at her, then at Claudia. Vincent: "AWWW YEAH!! CATFIGHT!!!" MAJOR LOLZ
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