Dwz
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Post by Dwz on Oct 25, 2009 19:53:00 GMT
Just post the most stupid or non-logical movie scene you've ever seen that made you either laugh your ass off or cringe to no limit.
Mine is from Transporter 2 when Frank "delivers" Jack (the little boy) to the main baddy Gianni and is then told to take a hike while he clearly sees a bomb under his car ... so he takes off and does this absolutely idiotic stunt (done all in CG of course) where he drives onto some random ramp that was just lying around in the middle of a pier (that's fine) and does a 360 spin in mid-air with his car (this is where it gets REALLY stupid) "intentionally" making another random hook hanging from a crane grab hold of the bomb underneath Frank's car and ripping it off (I was already cringing like hell here ... but WAIT) WHILE the main baddies set off the bomb at that exact moment when the crane hook pulled the bomb off ensuring the bomb exploded in mid-air smack right next to the car and yet not damaging it (wait, there's more) and, of course, when the car lands it has no scratches on it whatsoever even though it just did a massive supposed 360 in the air .... XD ... Whoever wrote that stunt is a complete @#$!$#%^% seriously.
So what's your stupid movie scene?
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Post by Vaco Deus on Oct 25, 2009 22:18:15 GMT
The entire movie Napoleon Dynamite
There are no words to describe it
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Post by Vio on Oct 25, 2009 22:27:59 GMT
Last year, my ex dragged me to Twilight. So every scene where they stare at each other for twenty minutes. I swear, being a fan of White Wolf's World of Darkness, Interview of the Vampire, and Shadow of The Vampire, that flick almost killed my love for the Vampire. (Jesus Christ, they didn't even have fangs and they glittered in the sunlight! )
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Post by Dwz on Oct 25, 2009 23:56:45 GMT
Oh, yah, Glittering .... so shinny XD Though the bad guy (nope, no es'S'ss this time) was pretty nice with all his hunting for no apparent reason other than he liked it? Nice.
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Post by blacky on Oct 26, 2009 2:01:51 GMT
Last year, my ex dragged me to Twilight. So every scene where they stare at each other for twenty minutes. I swear, being a fan of White Wolf's World of Darkness, Interview of the Vampire, and Shadow of The Vampire, that flick almost killed my love for the Vampire. (Jesus Christ, they didn't even have fangs and they glittered in the sunlight! ) you were forced to wacth twilight! Hahahahaha! *Point Point*Seriously though, that film is a load of fuck up right there. why the hell would a over a hundred year old vampire still be attending school anyway? He never talks to anyone so it's not like he has an appearance to maintain. And even if he did why should he give a shit? he's undead for christ sake, his living counterparts are prouberly skiving off school anyway.
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Post by AlexY on Oct 26, 2009 9:27:18 GMT
(Jesus Christ, they didn't even have fangs and they glittered in the sunlight! ) why the hell would a over a hundred year old vampire still be attending school anyway? He never talks to anyone so it's not like he has an appearance to maintain. And even if he did why should he give a shit? he's undead for christ sake, his living counterparts are prouberly skiving off school anyway. The f-? This is for real? ...No wonder our society is rapidly declining. Anyway, senseless movie scene you say? Hmmm. I always hate it when, usually in horror movies, there's an athletic guy/girl or any kind of equivalent where he/she is chased by someone/something and then FUCKING TRIPS. ON NOTHING. Ok, I can understand a little girl tripping, or a mentally retarded person, but a, let's say, track-and-field runner tripping for the sake of getting caught? Laaaaame.
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Post by dreggnog on Oct 26, 2009 15:34:19 GMT
The general entirety of Digimon: The Movie, but especially the first section, which shows what happens four years before the events of the first season, which is extremely important, and does a completely terrible job of it. (So that's for stupid, and if you want non-logical, why is Aguman so big!?) Okay, I know the show wasn't that great, but I loved it to death, and the movie raped it bad.
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Post by blacky on Oct 26, 2009 18:21:52 GMT
Oh, how about the gun thing from the 'Hills have eyes' remake? there is that scene where the father of the family, who is supposed to be a retired Police detective, is by himself and he is starting to spooked by movement in the surrounding dark of night, what does he do? he starts firing at every little sound. Any trained gunman would tell you that you should make sure what your firing at before wasting ammo with random shots, I mean it could of been his son for all he knew.
Talking of which, one of the psychopaths gets their hands on said gun just after knocking the father out, after actaully seeing this idiot almost empty his gun by firing randomly you'd think the psycho would check the gun to see if there is any ammo left. But he doesn't, and then later when he comes to a situation where he needs the gun he discovers that he is out of ammo after firing only two shots, well duh! And this Psychopath was supposed to have spent decades of killing people, well I find that hard to believe if he fails to take ammo of a firearm into consideration
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Post by Tabris on Oct 28, 2009 17:34:06 GMT
Anything from the movie Story of Ricky-Oh. Pick a moment, it's epicly illogical and stupid... and awesome.
Robo-Vampire is also awesome for this.
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Post by Father Vincent on Nov 7, 2009 3:58:09 GMT
You're talking to an MST3K fanatic here. I'm all about strange and illogical movies. I go to Blockbuster looking for "the worst I can find," just to heckle them.
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Post by blacky on Nov 7, 2009 22:18:44 GMT
What about the film 'Independance Day'? That one is full of illogical moments. The most stupidest being that one of the main characters was able to infect alien technology with a virus by using an 1996 model laptop (1996 being the date the film was made)
How the fuck can that be anywhere near to being plausible? Not even most human made laptops are compatible enougth to be able to spread a virus to one to another, they have to be at least the same make. So how can an advanced alien machine be compatible enougth to a shitty laptop to be infected? You would be stumped as to where to even plug the thing in, let alone to make it work
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Post by Lolli on Nov 7, 2009 22:27:23 GMT
Plan 9 from oputer space. I haven't actually seen this all the way through but based off the AVGN review, it's one of those movies that reach so bad it's good status. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg3riOxgZSY#movie_playerFirstly, the movie is about aliens but for some reason Dracula is in the film. Secondly, in above scene, the part where Dracula enters the house is all screwed up. One minute he is played by Bela Lugosi, who died before the film was finished, so in some scenes it's Bela and in others it's a tall man who covers his face with the cape. Also, notice how the woman runs out of the house in the middle of the night and then suddenly, when Bela walks from behind the trees, it's day?
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Post by Father Vincent on Nov 8, 2009 3:46:33 GMT
What about the film 'Independance Day'? That one is full of illogical moments. The most stupidest being that one of the main characters was able to infect alien technology with a virus by using an 1996 model laptop (1996 being the date the film was made) How the fuck can that be anywhere near to being plausible? Not even most human made laptops are compatible enougth to be able to spread a virus to one to another, they have to be at least the same make. So how can an advanced alien machine be compatible enougth to a shitty laptop to be infected? You would be stumped as to where to even plug the thing in, let alone to make it work We can thank our lucky stars the aliens weren't using Vista.
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Post by blackswordsman on Feb 2, 2010 0:13:18 GMT
In TMNT 2 when the green ooze makes mutates The Shreder AND his ARMOR. That gets me everytime. XD
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Post by Blackdog on Feb 2, 2010 0:40:00 GMT
Mortal Kombat Annhilation. Every last bit. It was like the creators wrote plot points on paper, put them into a hat and made the movie in order of what they took out. Annnnd someone put a few silly ideas for fun that they actually took seriously.
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