Engrish Translator

[patient]

I just found this Engrish translator. Say what you want to say in English, and it will turn it into Engrish.

pigeond.net/e2e.html

It's fun. Post the Engrish that pops out.

"Can I have some bread?" turned into "I may eat the pan?"
"Did you know that I like to rollerskate?" turned into "You knew that I like in rollerskate?"

[Valtiel]

"How are you today? Would you like a piece of pie along with your eggs?"
===>
"It is present what kind of condition? With your egg which you like the part of the pie?"

This is great stuff! xD

[alx]

I was doing this a decade ago. And if you understand Japanese then you can see that the translations aren't as bad as they seem. For instance; "pan" is the Japanese word for "bread" it is a Spanish/Portugese loanword

[patient]

Alx, I knew that. It's still hilarious from an American stand-point.

The reason I know that is because I like to bake Japanese desserts, such as "melon pan."

[Lolli]

"May I please borrow a cup of sugar? My mother-in-law is attending for dinner and there is nothing to sweeten the tea."

to:

"I may borrow the glass of the sugar? As for my mother-in-law attending because of dinner, making brown sweet there is no at all."

It makes sense, it's just hilarious the way it's so broken. It's hard speaking other languages fluently. I took French for five years and even I can't string a sensical sentence together.

[patient]

"...making brown sweet there is no at all." xD That's pretty good.

Really, Lolli? That... really sucks! I've been studying a little of French on my own time, hoping to take a class on it soon. Has it ever come in handy for you?

[blacky]

"radio, whats going on with that radio?"

becomes......

"Is the radio with that radio of what?"

[Valtiel]

"The Demon is awakening, spreading those wings! Herein lies the mother's womb containing the power to create life."

"The ogre is awakening which expands those wings! Here mother&There is a #039; The uterus of s which includes the power which draws up life.

YES! YES!

[Lolli]

Aug 4, 2010 14:54:42 GMT patient said:

"...making brown sweet there is no at all." xD That's pretty good.

Really, Lolli? That... really sucks! I've been studying a little of French on my own time, hoping to take a class on it soon. Has it ever come in handy for you?

Well I used to be pretty good at it for my first three years but I got a different teacher in my last two years of high school and he was dull as a grey sky. His idea of fun was doing nothing but jotting down notes lesson after lesson.

I still have some old books lying around which could refresh my memory but to be honest I only ever spoke French to annoy my dad. Unless I go to Paris someday I probably won't need to use it.

It is a lot of fun though and I wish you the best of luck.

@blacky:
A vision of what could have been should Silent Hill have been translated by Japanese people. It could have been the next All Ur Base...

[patient]

Ahahaha! I love these!! Oh man. I never thought of doing Silent Hill quotes.

"It doesn't matter if you're smart, dumb, ugly, pretty. It's all the same once you're dead! And a corpse can't laugh."

turned into

"That doesn' The problem you& of t; If #039; The re-smart, scurvy ones you cannot say, considerably. It' With s that one time fog beams you' The re-deceased! And corpse can' The laughing t. "

Where the heck did scurvy come from? Also, that quote made the translator buggy...

[Valtiel]

"Don't be a good neighbour to her. I'll send you a love letter. Straight from my heart f**ker You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet in a f**king gun f**ker! You receive a love letter from me you're f**ked forever! Do you understand? I'll send you straight to hell f**ker!"

==>

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It doesn't translate the awesomeness of Dennis Hopper easily. : l