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Post by Vaan-Knight on Aug 13, 2009 3:46:45 GMT
Cheryl: "You killed Akria Yamaoka! You bastard!" Harry: So what?! Konami and Climax can hire Harry Gregson Williams to do his job!! Cheryl: Ack!! Heresy!!!
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Father Vincent
Lying Figure
What's wrong? You don't trust me?
Shuwatch!
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Post by Father Vincent on Aug 19, 2009 1:42:17 GMT
Harry of SH1 meets Harry of SH Shattered Memories.
SH1 Harry: Hey, wait a minute . . . if the graphics in my game are inferior, why are you the one who needs glasses?"
SHSM Harry: You think that's weird, take a look at Cybil.
SH1 Harry: Why, what's- hello!
Cybil: Dream on, blocky boy.
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Post by Lolli on Aug 21, 2009 15:08:25 GMT
Subtitle: I'm afraid we can't let you do that, Harry. You're breaking the rules. Harry: Screw the rules I have block hair!
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Post by blacky on Aug 23, 2009 1:39:24 GMT
Harry: "Ah screw Cheryl! I am tired of looking for her! I am going home!"
Cybil: "Harry, Shame on you! As your voice of reason I highly advise you to carry on your search!"
Harry: "Yeah.........well the thing about that is........LOOK THERE SHE IS!"
*Cybil turns round to see nothing, she turns back to see that Harry has broken into a car and is driving it away*
Harry: "Ha ha! I am out of here!"
*Harry is too busy feeling smug about himself that he didn't see a chasm up the road ahead and he drives right off the road and crashes into the abyss below*
Harry's distant voice: "OWIE!"
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Post by Vaan-Knight on Aug 26, 2009 22:15:37 GMT
Harry is at the Balkan Church, he takes the Flauros and examines it carefully.Harry: Oh, there's some sort of cabalistic writing on this side. Judging by the straight strokes and the fact that this is related with other pieces like the Talisman of Metatron or the Halo of the Sun drawings I've seen, I'd say these are ancient celtic runes... Let us see this marvelous item with more detail under the sunlight. Harry leaves the church, now he's finally able to clearly see the scripture, which reads:"Travis Wuz Here =P"Harry: ...celtic runes... right...
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Post by Lolli on Aug 28, 2009 20:23:28 GMT
So it was Travis who invented text talk then!
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Post by dreggnog on Aug 31, 2009 22:34:46 GMT
Cybil points a gun at Harry.
Harry: "Huh? Gun. What's going on with that gun?"
Cybil snickers, then totally cracks up.
Akira Yamaoka: "CUT!"
Cybil: "I'm sorry, it's just... what the hell, Harry!? Okay, we're gonna have to do that again."
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Post by Lolli on Sept 1, 2009 10:04:32 GMT
Harry and Dahlia are now married and have a daughter named New Cheryl.
Dahlia: Look at you, all you ever do is lie around all day and get fat.
Harry: Can you blame me? Look at what I married!
Dahlia: Why don't you make yourself useful and clean up after yourself?
Harry: Why don't you make yourself useful by getting back to the kitchen and making me a sammich?
New Cheryl: Daddy I want a PS3, buy me a PS3!
Harry: Shut the fuck up bastard child and rub my feet!
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Post by blacky on Sept 1, 2009 16:09:42 GMT
Dahlia: "I've been expecting you. It was fortold by Gyromancy."
Harry: "Gyromancy? I can do that!"
*Harry runs in a circle a few times until he is too dizzy and falls flat on his face*
Harry: "I forsee a rise in the market of Fuzzy Toilet Seats!"
Dahlia: "No, that's not how Gyromancy works! your surpposed to set up a perimeter of which is marked with the letters of an alpha...."
*She gives up finishing the sentace when she realises Harry is already up and running around in circles again, in seconds he falls flat on his face*
Harry: "There will be mutiny among the sea crabs!"
Dahlia "Stop it! Your insulting my faith!"
*Harry gets up and runs in circles yet again, and falls back down*
Harry: "Picking your nose will become an olympic sport!"
Dahlia "Oh screw you!"
*Dahlia walks away from Harry, who is oblivious to this, for he is running in circles again*
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Post by dreggnog on Sept 1, 2009 21:49:43 GMT
Dr. Kaufman is at a party. He sets a Dr. Pepper on a spinning record and it goes slower. He nods.
Kaufman: "You may have heard some weird, crazy, stupid, totally gayass things about Dr. Pepper lately, like how it causes cancer, or how it'll make you want to punch babies, or how it's one eigth Rob Schnider's sperm, but none of that is true. Trust me, I'm a doctor."
In the middle of the partah, Cheryl gets some punch from a bowl.
Kaufman: "Cheryl, don't drink that! It's the grownups bowl!"
Cheryl takes a cigargette out of her mouth and flips Kaufman off.
Kaufman: "Just because your combined soul years equal twenty-one doesn't mean you can have alchohol! You soul is in the body of a seven year old, act like it!"
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Post by blacky on Sept 5, 2009 23:07:23 GMT
Cybil: "Harry? Harry? oh Harry where are you? You know you're not going to get off from searching for Cheryl by hiding!" Harry's distant voice: "Oh yes I will!" Cybil: "Oh no you won't" Harry's distant voice: "Will" Cybil: "Won't" Harry's distant voice: "Will" Cybil: "Won't" Harry's distant voice: "Will" Cybil: "Won't" Harry's distant voice: "Will" Cybil: "Even when you're not in front of me, you are annoying!" Harry's distant voice: "I am not"
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Post by dreggnog on Sept 7, 2009 13:43:36 GMT
Harry: "ZOMFG DUDE, IAMLIKE, TOTALLY FREAKING OUT MAN, THERE'SLIKETHERE'SLIKETHERE'SLIKE TOTALLY LIKE GIARD BIRD PEN*S THINGS LIKE EVERYWHERE MAN, AND WHEN I SAY EVERYWHERE, THEY'S LIKE THERE'S FLYING FROM OUTTA INSIDE MY MIND MAN, IT'S LIKE PYSCHADELLIC LIKE SOMETHING MONSTER THING FROM A FIFTIES MOVIES BUT JAZZED UP LIKE AN EIGHTIES MOVIE AND IT'S LIKE TOTALLY AWESOME BUT IT'S FREAKING ME OUT MAN, EVERYTHINGS ALL SCARY I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE LIKE ALL PINK WITH RAINBOWS AND HAPPY FACES BUT IT'S JUST TOTALLY ALL FREAKING ME OUT MAN, I DON'T JIVE WITH THIS B*TCH, YA KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'!?"
Yamaoka: "Why is he screaming at a brick wall?"
Cheryl: "Oh God, he probably took those drugs from the Indian Runner. Not our smartest move there."
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Nat
Creeper
ARI comment: Stop using ARI
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Post by Nat on Sept 9, 2009 21:55:32 GMT
Harry- Hmm 'Carrie' posters in a primary school... so that's why the children have knives!
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Post by blacky on Sept 10, 2009 3:14:11 GMT
*Cybil passes a bush plant, as she turns her back on it, it starts rustling*
Cybil: "Harry, I know it's you"
Bush: "I am not Harry, I am a bush"
Cybil: "Stop screwing around and find your daughter!"
Bush: "I am a bush, I don't have a daughter"
Cybil: "No really! Stop screwing around!"
Harry's distant voice: "Cybil, that's not me"
Cybil: "Wait, if your not in there........then who I am I talking to?"
Bush: "I am a bush"
Cybil: "This is one fucked up town"
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Post by Kiryū Kazuma on Sept 10, 2009 21:28:11 GMT
^^^ LOL!!!
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