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Post by dreggnog on Feb 21, 2011 3:31:18 GMT
^ LOL i know that reference, scarier than SH4 at least.
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Post by blacky on Mar 1, 2011 4:24:09 GMT
Nurse: "The mail is here!"
*Nurse empties an large sack of letters onto Pyramid Head*
Pyramid Head: "Letter time again huh? Lets see what the little bitches have to say today! Open and read the first one!"
*The Nurse opens up the envelope*
Nurse: "Dear Jeffrey P Head, you have been selected by our computer..."
Pyramid Head: "Oooooooohh!"
Nurse: "...To have the once in a lifetime opportunity to give us ten thousand dollars!"
Pyramid Head: "Woooooww! Do read more"
Nurse: "Erm.....That's pretty much it"
Pyramid Head: "What? They want ten thousand dollars for nothing? how stupid do they think we are! Who is the company asking for this!?"
*He rips the letter out of the Nurses hands*
Pyramid Head: "It's addressed from Brookhaven hospital!"
Nurse: "Erm..........Yeah about that..........."
Pyramid Head: "Next fucking letter! we will dicuss your punishment later"
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Post by dreggnog on Mar 4, 2011 13:00:17 GMT
After rehabilitation, Pyramid Head sings with his support group:
Pyrie: "Were not gonna rape it! NO, we're not gonna rape it! We're not gonna rape it anymoooooore!"
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Post by Lolli on Mar 4, 2011 22:03:18 GMT
Maria and Mary are talking.
Mary: Trust me, you don't want to date James. He has this really bad habit of singing whilst he works.
Maria: What do you mean?
Mary: Well......
James is on the lake.
James: Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream.
James is in Heaven's Night.
James: Sixty-six bottles of beer on the wall, sixty-six bottles of beer!
James finds the chainsaw in the woods.
James: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
James and Mary are haveing sex.
James: You put your penis in, your penis out, in out, in out, you shake it all about You do the Hokey Cokey and you turn around, that's what it's all about! --- Mary: So you see, it would never work out.
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Post by The Crimson One on Mar 11, 2011 2:44:05 GMT
James: "Rust colored egg?...Scarlet egg?....................an egg shaped hole?.................Hey, wait a minute, does it want me to put my balls in there!?!?!?"
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Post by Lolli on Mar 12, 2011 17:42:09 GMT
After a romantic night together, James spends the morning cooking breakfast for Maria.
Maria: Mmmm, something smells good.
James: Yeah, you get eggs this morning.
Maria wanders over to peek at the eggs. They're a funny red colour.
Maria: Um, where did you get those eggs?
James: They popped out of the Pyramid Heads after I killed them.
Awkward silence follows.
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Post by Lolli on Mar 16, 2011 16:45:01 GMT
James: I finally found the key to the observation room of the hotel! Oooh, I wonder what's inside.
He hastily shoves the key in and kicks the door open expectantly. His jaw drops as he finds Pyramid Head in a tutu, fairy wings and with a wand in his hand.
Pyramid Head: I...I lost a bet.
James slowly backs out and shuts the door behind him.
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Post by dreggnog on Mar 16, 2011 21:34:45 GMT
Pyramid Head raises the Great Knife.
James: "If you kill me, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."
Pyramid Head impales James on the Great Knife.
A spirit rises from James' body and assumes form. It takes the form of Yoshi!
Pyramid Head feels something sticky on the back of his head. Yoshi slurps Pyramid Head up and turns him into an egg and launches him at the wall.
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Post by blacky on Mar 25, 2011 0:43:10 GMT
*The cast of Silent Hill have come to James' door to sing him an belated christmas festive message*
Silent Hill cast: "We wish you’d bury the missus We wish you’d bury the missus We wish you’d bury the missus She’s been dead since last year
She’s getting quite gamey with mould on her skin you killed her last Christmas that’s how long it has been
It’s time you buried the missus It’s time you buried the missus we wish you’d bury the missus She’s been dead a whole year
We wish you’d come to your senses We wish you’d come to your senses We wish you’d come to your senses Get your life into gear
Forget what she did and forgive the poor soul Just bury the hatchet and dig her a hole
We don’t want to be pretentious We don’t want to be pretentious We don’t want to be pretentious But we must interfere
It’s true when you killed her you sure had just cause She was a stuck up bitch with an long menopause
She’s hurting property values She’s hurting property values She’s hurting property values They’ve gone way down this year
We wish you’d bury the missus We beg you bury the missus For gods sake bury the missus We can smell her from here."
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Post by blacky on Apr 4, 2011 23:34:11 GMT
My Neighbor Pyramid
Pyramid, Pyramid Pyramid, Pyramid
Who leaves the clues for you to find? Follow them and you will see a nightmare there Then follow the clues and see them through It may seem like a dream But things are not what they seem Now begins a new nightmare for you And you'll be with
Pyramid, Pyramid Pyramid, Pyramid
Living in the dank halls for such a very, very long time There you'll be with
Pyramid, Pyramid Pyramid, Pyramid
You only see him when you're really screwed A horrific nightmare for you It's torment for you
Fog rolls on in, you are completely lost Suddenly a big horny pervert is by your side Now be afraid, just open fire Your Beretta at him Watch him play in the fog Now begins a new nightmare for you And you'll be with
Pyramid, Pyramid Pyramid, Pyramid
And on a pitch black night he shags a reanimated nurse in the streets There you'll be with
Pyramid, Pyramid Pyramid, Pyramid
You only see him when you're really screwed A horrific nightmare for you It's torment for you
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Post by dreggnog on Apr 6, 2011 20:34:17 GMT
Pyramid Head: "I whip my dick back and forth! I whip my dick back and forth! I whip my dick back and forth! I whip my dick back and forth!"
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Post by Lolli on Apr 7, 2011 17:47:07 GMT
Pyramid Head: "I whip my dick back and forth! I whip my dick back and forth! I whip my dick back and forth! I whip my dick back and forth!" Never in a million years did I think that song would make me smile.
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Post by blacky on Apr 9, 2011 1:19:28 GMT
*Pyramid Head has multiplied into an army again.....*
Pyramid Head Sergeant: "Right! A quick march drill before we invade! You all know what to do......AND CAMP IT UP!"
Pyramid Army: (chanting the march drill as they mince in unison) "Oooh get her! Whoops! I've got your number ducky. You couldn't afford me, dear, Two three. I'd scratch your eyes out. Don't come the brigadier bit with us, dear, we all know where you've been, you military fairy. Two three, One two three four five six, Whoops, don't look now girls the major's just minced in with that dolly colour sergeant, two, three, Oooooohhh!"
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Post by blacky on Apr 12, 2011 2:57:03 GMT
*Pyramid Head is walking about in a rather fetching black robe*
Nurse: "What's with the black robe?"
Pyramid Head: "Death called, said something about it being my time"
Nurse: "And you stole his robe?"
Pyramid Head: "No, he promised he'll give me his robe if I stopped raping him"
Nurse: "how do you rape a skeleton?"
Pyramid Head: "I found a way"
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Post by blacky on Apr 24, 2011 16:54:10 GMT
*James had just entered Silent Hill after the long walk through the off road path, he sits down on an bench to catch his breath*James: "Damn that was a long walk!" *As James sits there Pyramid Head walks up silently and sits down next to him*James: *They both sit there silently for five minutes, Pyramid Head then lays his hand onto James' lap*James: *They sit there for another five minutes in an awkward silence*James: "Erm......you've got a werid head" Pyramid Head: "I know" James: "Your also touching my leg" Pyramid Head: "I know" *Another awkward silence*Pyramid Head: "So where are you headed?" James: "Erm.....the park" Pyramid Head: "Oh no your not, your coming with me!" James:
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