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Post by Lolli on Oct 1, 2009 9:57:48 GMT
Henry is confronted by victim 7&8 in water prison world.
Henry: Oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap!
Victim 7: Henry, you so bishy!
Victim 8: Me want your babies!
Henry: Oh fuck...
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Post by dreggnog on Oct 2, 2009 13:58:53 GMT
Henry meets Little Walter for the first time.
Henry: (creepy voice) "Hey there, little boy..."
Walter: "Get away from me! You're a pedophile!"
Henry: (feelings hurt) "Am I a pwetty pedophile?"
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Post by Lolli on Oct 2, 2009 14:13:46 GMT
Henry meets Little Walter for the first time. Henry: (creepy voice) "Hey there, little boy..." Walter: "Get away from me! You're a pedophile!" Henry: (feelings hurt) "Am I a pwetty pedophile?" Little Walter: Yes you're a pwetty pedophile. The two of them stare at each other and then burst out laughing.Henry: This is just like what happened with Heather and Vincent! Ten minutes later Henry and Little Walter are in bed, lying naked beside each other.Little Walter: ...Wow, this is fucked up.
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Post by dreggnog on Oct 2, 2009 14:20:44 GMT
OMG I forgot I did that already!!! Seriously though, doesn't Henry sound like a peodphile when he says that.
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Older Walter walks in on Henry and Little Walter
Older Walter: "Okay, you people are SICK! I was in the bathroom and I could FEEL what you two were doing!"
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Post by blacky on Oct 12, 2009 22:50:34 GMT
Henry: "Screw this! I am going to escape out of my window!"
*Five minutes later*
Henry: "Help! Someone! I've got caught up in the window blind!"
Walter: "Stuck in the window blind you say? well this makes my job easier, say hello to mr chainsaw!"
*Five minutes later*
Walter: "How the hell did I manage to get caught in the window blind as well?"
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Post by Kiryū Kazuma on Oct 15, 2009 19:39:17 GMT
Henry as he gets to the wish house, instead of seeing Jasper
Sloth "choooocccollllaaaaateeeeee"
Henry "what.........the....."
then suddenly a massive clunk henry is on the floor.
Eileen "Have that!!"
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Post by dreggnog on Oct 17, 2009 22:13:04 GMT
In 2nd subway world, Henry puts the coin into the vending machine. The murder scene key starts moving up the line. Henry watches in anticipation, all excited and happy. Then it stops, halfway bent over, and doesn't fall.
Henry: "F*CK!" (smashes fist against machine)
He walks away, scowling, hands in his pockets. A sniffer dog walks by.
Henry: "Spare change?"
The sniffer dog looks at him and shrugs.
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Post by Kiryū Kazuma on Oct 19, 2009 22:49:56 GMT
henry seeing cynthia in subway first time after she is dead
Henry "Hey you that special favour"
Cynthia "uhhhhh mrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
Henry "w...................."
Cynthia stabs self with sword of obedience
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Post by dreggnog on Oct 20, 2009 12:01:31 GMT
Henry is running down a forest path, anticipating that Walter could show up at any time. Walter waits above on a cliff for just the right moment, then drops an anvil on Henry's head.
Henry: "AAAUUUUUUUUOOOOOHHHH!!!!!! AUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?"
Walter: "But the strategy guide said it was a good idea!"
Henry: "Strategy guide!? Let me see that!"
'Henry can be killed any number of ways, through anivils on the head if that's your style, but I prefer impalement or dynamite up the butt. After he's dead, you can do whatever you want with the body. Wearing a secret super happy outfit can make your erotic horror experience more enjoyable.'
Henry angrily flips it to the front to read the cover.
'Sighlint Hell 44: Da' Roum Toetally Oficial Straetigy guid bye Pyrie :}'
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Post by blacky on Oct 21, 2009 17:40:46 GMT
Henry: "Hahahaha! Walter got trapped in the window blind too!"
Walter: "I don't know what you're pleased about, your stuck too and now vulnerable to the hauntings!"
*Right then the Jimmy Stone victim comes through one of the room's walls like always and floats toward Henry*
Walter: "Go get him Jimmy!"
*And the victim gets caught in the window blind next to them*
Walter: "Oh, you useless knob-end!"
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Post by dreggnog on Oct 21, 2009 18:10:26 GMT
Henry walks in and finds Cynthia bleeding on the floor.
Henry: "Are you okay?"
Dr. Eggnog: "What!? Isn't it really obvious that she's severely hurt!?"
Henry: "Well, I'm not a doctor like you."
Dr. Eggnog: "That's not an excuse! Don't you see the blood!?"
Henry: "Umm, well, I don't know! I'm not very good at making decisions having opinions and stuff! I have a very low self-esteem and I'm not really sure how I feel about anything."
Dr. Eggnog chainsaws off Cynthia's head.
Dr. Eggnog: "There! Now can't you tell that she's hurt!?"
Henry: "Well, I don't know..."
Dr. Eggnog takes an axe and chops up Cynthia's body.
Dr. Eggnog: "Well!?"
Henry: "Umm, yeah, I guess she's kinda hurt."
Dr. Eggnog: "Okay, then! We're making progress!"
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Post by blacky on Nov 13, 2009 17:15:13 GMT
Henry: "Where's my marbles? I want them! I want my marbles!"
Eileen: "You what?"
Henry: "I've lost my marbles!"
Eileen: "Okay..............How long were you alone in your room for?"
Henry: "One two three four FIVE DAYS!"
Eileen: "Five days? No wonder you've gone loopy, alone in that room all the time"
Henry: "Well no, I wasn't quite alone, Mr Sponge and mrs Soap kept me company, nice couple but for the sake of God, do not piss them off! Or they will put you away in the naughty cupboard!"
Eileen: "Well i quite like this new Henry, sure he is mad, but at least now he has a personality and....HEY! STOP TWISTING MY NIPPLES!"
Henry: "Bah! this fleshy radio isn't working right! all the channels are playing nothing but 'R kelly'!"
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Post by dreggnog on Nov 15, 2009 22:14:58 GMT
I don't know why, Blacky, but that last line made me laugh for a really long time.
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Post by Vaan-Knight on Nov 26, 2009 22:27:03 GMT
Eileen: Henry, would you stop staring at my boobs?!
Henry: I can't help it! my head is programmed to stare at every item...
Eileen: Well, my breasts aren't items, you dick!!
Henry: Pfft... as if those things were real...
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Post by dreggnog on Nov 27, 2009 22:52:58 GMT
Eileen: Henry, would you stop staring at my boobs?! Henry: I can't help it! my head is programmed to stare at every item... Eileen: Well, my breasts aren't items, you dick!! Henry: Pfft... as if those things were real... Henry grabs Elieen's boobs off. Elieen: "Hey, let go of those!" Henry: "I'm putting these in my inventory!" Elieen: "For what purpose!? It's not like they'll unlock a door or something!" Henry: "Umm, they're a weapon! I'll use them like Hulk Hands!" Henry reaches inside Elieen's boob and punches an enemy. It lets out a roar (yes, the boob, not the enemy).
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