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Post by patient on Aug 3, 2009 4:34:03 GMT
This website wasn't meant to be funny. It was meant to be completely serious, but a Japanese person created it and the entire site is in Engrish. Have fun reading around and picking out funny lines. I'll start you off with the SH1 section, but that's not the best example of the Engrish. The SH4 section is pretty funny. silenthilltowncenter.prest.pl/s1.%20wstep%20ang.htmSome examples. "Their attacks depend on poke exclusively Henrego, but they call out at him additionally the pain of head." (Henrego is Henry) "Before they will attack, show with finger on Henry." (ghosts flipping the bird?) "There now admit probably, that for person who has 38 years it looks quite pretty well." (talking about Heather) |
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Post by AlexY on Aug 3, 2009 13:11:20 GMT
Oh Samael, I think I saw this once before...
I lolled at the Pyramid Head boss fight description. xD
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Post by patient on Aug 3, 2009 21:21:46 GMT
Oh Samael, I think I saw this once before... I lolled at the Pyramid Head boss fight description. xD "Run, therefore with jednego end of hall on second, give back several shots." jednego xD... |
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Post by blackswordsman on Aug 4, 2009 0:19:51 GMT
That's not even Engrish, that's pure gibberish. Wow. I think he/she might have used an online translator for that. Several sentences are incomprehensible.
Like " It to it hereinto has not one should it was allowed was to hold on from him how the furthest." o.0
"And you it will not can many make. "
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"So, so run before me, until to lift." XD
O.o
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Post by Vio on Aug 5, 2009 2:04:45 GMT
HAHAHAHA!!!
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sunset
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Post by sunset on Aug 5, 2009 3:22:04 GMT
LOL I am going to start talking like that from now on. Nah, scratch that, too much work...  |
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Post by The Crimson One on Aug 5, 2009 17:49:08 GMT
"Would such world was for us terrific, dangerous?"
"There now jedno is sure, after once next we will can penetrate in unusual full adventure of dangers and contradiction. Already after once fourth invite to touring streets of cranky city."
Very deep. This really brings new light to the games... ;D
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Post by patient on Aug 13, 2009 20:34:53 GMT
"Would such world was for us terrific, dangerous?" "There now jedno is sure, after once next we will can penetrate in unusual full adventure of dangers and contradiction. Already after once fourth invite to touring streets of cranky city." Very deep. This really brings new light to the games... ;D Yeah, I know : D! This is certain to inspire new theories. New theory: James and Harry are so stupid due to their Engrish roots. |
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Post by Father Vincent on Aug 14, 2009 0:51:13 GMT
"Person died very him close, Mary his wife. In day her death James felt emptiness me inside."
Wow, this game really spoke to that guy.
xD Cranky City.
God bless the Asians for giving us Engrish.
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Post by Vaan-Knight on Aug 14, 2009 5:47:07 GMT
Did ya guys check out the secrets section of the site?  Naaaaah, ya think?? Lisa?? how did they make it to such a stunning conclusion after only 9 playthroughs and a confirmation in SH0?! I don't know about you, but I'm shocked and amazed.  |
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Post by dreggnog on Aug 14, 2009 13:55:17 GMT
I sometimes talk sorta like that just for fun. I never thought of it as engrish though.
LOL on cranky town, I can see it now...
Silent Hill VIII: Walter Sullivan and Wish Bear's Awesome Adventures in Cranky Town!
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Post by ami on Aug 16, 2009 5:08:57 GMT
Some of this will give you a straight headache, trying to understand it. *-* " How you will see he had to be successful to alejki in which lost Cheryl." He was....very successful....in...... losing Cheryl?  |
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Post by Kiryū Kazuma on Sept 13, 2009 0:26:20 GMT
why didn't i see this before lol
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Post by Lolli on Sept 13, 2009 15:47:41 GMT
At least the part about Lisa and Dahlia being drug addicts and Kaufman the local dealer made sense. It's like they used a random word generator than a translator.
What I find hilarious though is that the introduction to each game sounds like it was written by somebody fluent in English whereas every other section is a nonsensical mess.
"It depends their tactician on coming near to you and strangulation you with the help of legs"
ROFL XD
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