Post by Vio on Oct 6, 2010 23:56:11 GMT
The Voting for SHF's Comedian shall now begin, over the next week send your votes to me by PM, nominees can vote (or not) by they can not vote for themselves.
(Disregard the last announcement I made, this is the official beginning of the vote, I am incapable of error *cough*)
This category is referencing the contributions made to the "What Characters Wouldn't Say" threads. What I posted are examples of their posts but feel free to browse through the threads for more examples. I selected four nominees based on the criteria of which members were the most consistent contributors to the threads.
Each of the nominees were asked to submit three of their favorites, and I selected the first of the three to post now, in the event of a tie their second selections will be posted.
(Nominees, I will switch your submission only once. And I will only post one contribution at a time.)
This thread in the meantime will be used to discuss this round, but no flaming is allowed for my trusty ban-hammer is just within reach.
Blacky
Dreggnog
Kiryū Kazuma
Harry and Cybil walking through the town then suddenly Harry stops and stands next a tree
Harry "..........."
Cybil "Harry go look for your daughter!! What you doing with the womble on your head"
Harry ".........."
Cybil "fine you massive bell" walks off
Harry "hehe I am a master of cunning she didn't notice I was being a tree"
Cheryl "facepalm"
Lolli
Vaan-Knight
(Disregard the last announcement I made, this is the official beginning of the vote, I am incapable of error *cough*)
This category is referencing the contributions made to the "What Characters Wouldn't Say" threads. What I posted are examples of their posts but feel free to browse through the threads for more examples. I selected four nominees based on the criteria of which members were the most consistent contributors to the threads.
Each of the nominees were asked to submit three of their favorites, and I selected the first of the three to post now, in the event of a tie their second selections will be posted.
(Nominees, I will switch your submission only once. And I will only post one contribution at a time.)
This thread in the meantime will be used to discuss this round, but no flaming is allowed for my trusty ban-hammer is just within reach.
Blacky
*Harry and a familar looking child walks up to cybil holding hand in hand*
Harry: "Hey look! I found cheryl!"
Cybil: "Harry, that's not cheryl....."
Harry: "how do you know huh? You've never seen her!"
Cybil: "I don't think Cheryl is a knife weilding faceless abomination"
*Harry looks closer and realises he holding the hand of a grey child monster*
Harry: ".................................................Shit"
Cybil: "I would put it back where you found it"
Harry: "Yeah.........I'll do that"
*Harry and the grey child walk off again, still holding hand in hand*
Harry: "Hey look! I found cheryl!"
Cybil: "Harry, that's not cheryl....."
Harry: "how do you know huh? You've never seen her!"
Cybil: "I don't think Cheryl is a knife weilding faceless abomination"
*Harry looks closer and realises he holding the hand of a grey child monster*
Harry: ".................................................Shit"
Cybil: "I would put it back where you found it"
Harry: "Yeah.........I'll do that"
*Harry and the grey child walk off again, still holding hand in hand*
Dreggnog
All I can say is, I'll be shocked if no one has ever come up with this before.
Pyramid Head rides by on a dog (you know the one).
PH: I am Pyrie!
He comes back with the dog riding on him.
PH: Pyrie I am!
James: That Pyramid Head, that Pyramid Head, I do not like that Pyramid Head.
PH: Would you like to have sex with me?
James: I would not like it, Pyrie-I-am, I do not like having sex one bit.
PH: Would you like it here or there? (points to front, then back)
James: I would not like sex here or there, I would not like sex anywhere. I do not like having sex one bit. I do not like it, Pyrie-I-am.
PH: Would you like it in a house? Would you like it with a mouse?
James: I would not like it in a house. I would not like it with a mouse. I would not like sex here or there, I would not like sex anwhere. I do not like having sex one bit. I do not like it, Pyrie-I-am.
PH: Would you have sex in a box? Would you have sex with a fox?
James: Not in a box. Not with a fox. Not in a house. Not with a mouse. I would not like sex here or there, I would not like sex anywhere. I do not like having sex one bit. I do not like it, Pyrie-I-am.
PH: Would you? Could you? in a car? Do it! Do it! Here I am!
James: I would not, could not, in a car.
PH: you might like it, you will see. You might like me in a tree?
James: I would not, could not in a tree. Not in a car! you let me be! I do not like it in a box. I do not like it with a fox. I do not like it in a house. I do not like it with a mouse. I do not like it here or there. I do not like it anywhere. I do not like having sex one bit. I do not like sex, Pyrie-I-am.
PH: A train! A train! A train! A train! Could you, would you, on a train?
James: Not on a train! Not in a tree! Not in a car! Pyrie! Let me be! I would not, could not, in a box. I could not would not, with a fox. I will not have sex with a mouse. I will not have sex in a house. I will not do it here or there. I will not do it anywhere. I do not like sex, Pyramid Head.
PH: Say! In the dark? Here in the dark! Would you, could you, in the dark?
James: I would not, could not, in the dark.
PH: Would you, could you, in the rain?
James: I would not, could not, in the rain. Not in the dark. Not on a train, Not in a car, not in a tree. I do not like sex, so you see. Not in a house. Notin a box. Not with a mouse. Not with a fox. I will not have sex here or there. I do not like it anywhere.
PH: You do not like having sex at all?
James: I do not like it, Pyrie-I-am
PH: . . . could you, would you . . . with a goat?
James: I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, WITH A GOAT!
PH: What about a boat?
James: I could not, would not, with a, I mean, on a boat. I will not, will not, with a goat. I will not sex in the rain. I will not do you on a train. Not in the dark! Not in a tree! Not in a car! You let me be! I do not like it in a box. I do not like sex with a fox. I would not do it in a house. I would not have sex with a mouse. I do not like it here or there. I DO NOT LIKE SEX ANYWHERE! I do not like having sex at all! I do not like it, Pyrie-I-am.
PH: You do not like sex, SO you say. Try it! Try it! And you may. Try me and you may I say.
James: PYRIE! If you will let me be, I will try it, you will see.
. . .
James: Say! I like having sex with you! I do!! I like it, Pyramid Head! And I would have sex in a boat! And I would have sex with a goat... And I would do it in the rain. And in the dark. And on a train. And in a car. And in a tree. It is just so f*cking good you see! So I will do it in a box. And I will have sex with a fox. And I will have sex in a house. And I will do it with a mouse. And I will have sex here and there! Say! I will have sex anywhere! I do so like having sex with you! Thank you! Thank you, Pyrie-I-am.
DISCLAIMER
...Having sex with animals is very, very wrong.
Pyramid Head rides by on a dog (you know the one).
PH: I am Pyrie!
He comes back with the dog riding on him.
PH: Pyrie I am!
James: That Pyramid Head, that Pyramid Head, I do not like that Pyramid Head.
PH: Would you like to have sex with me?
James: I would not like it, Pyrie-I-am, I do not like having sex one bit.
PH: Would you like it here or there? (points to front, then back)
James: I would not like sex here or there, I would not like sex anywhere. I do not like having sex one bit. I do not like it, Pyrie-I-am.
PH: Would you like it in a house? Would you like it with a mouse?
James: I would not like it in a house. I would not like it with a mouse. I would not like sex here or there, I would not like sex anwhere. I do not like having sex one bit. I do not like it, Pyrie-I-am.
PH: Would you have sex in a box? Would you have sex with a fox?
James: Not in a box. Not with a fox. Not in a house. Not with a mouse. I would not like sex here or there, I would not like sex anywhere. I do not like having sex one bit. I do not like it, Pyrie-I-am.
PH: Would you? Could you? in a car? Do it! Do it! Here I am!
James: I would not, could not, in a car.
PH: you might like it, you will see. You might like me in a tree?
James: I would not, could not in a tree. Not in a car! you let me be! I do not like it in a box. I do not like it with a fox. I do not like it in a house. I do not like it with a mouse. I do not like it here or there. I do not like it anywhere. I do not like having sex one bit. I do not like sex, Pyrie-I-am.
PH: A train! A train! A train! A train! Could you, would you, on a train?
James: Not on a train! Not in a tree! Not in a car! Pyrie! Let me be! I would not, could not, in a box. I could not would not, with a fox. I will not have sex with a mouse. I will not have sex in a house. I will not do it here or there. I will not do it anywhere. I do not like sex, Pyramid Head.
PH: Say! In the dark? Here in the dark! Would you, could you, in the dark?
James: I would not, could not, in the dark.
PH: Would you, could you, in the rain?
James: I would not, could not, in the rain. Not in the dark. Not on a train, Not in a car, not in a tree. I do not like sex, so you see. Not in a house. Notin a box. Not with a mouse. Not with a fox. I will not have sex here or there. I do not like it anywhere.
PH: You do not like having sex at all?
James: I do not like it, Pyrie-I-am
PH: . . . could you, would you . . . with a goat?
James: I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, WITH A GOAT!
PH: What about a boat?
James: I could not, would not, with a, I mean, on a boat. I will not, will not, with a goat. I will not sex in the rain. I will not do you on a train. Not in the dark! Not in a tree! Not in a car! You let me be! I do not like it in a box. I do not like sex with a fox. I would not do it in a house. I would not have sex with a mouse. I do not like it here or there. I DO NOT LIKE SEX ANYWHERE! I do not like having sex at all! I do not like it, Pyrie-I-am.
PH: You do not like sex, SO you say. Try it! Try it! And you may. Try me and you may I say.
James: PYRIE! If you will let me be, I will try it, you will see.
. . .
James: Say! I like having sex with you! I do!! I like it, Pyramid Head! And I would have sex in a boat! And I would have sex with a goat... And I would do it in the rain. And in the dark. And on a train. And in a car. And in a tree. It is just so f*cking good you see! So I will do it in a box. And I will have sex with a fox. And I will have sex in a house. And I will do it with a mouse. And I will have sex here and there! Say! I will have sex anywhere! I do so like having sex with you! Thank you! Thank you, Pyrie-I-am.
DISCLAIMER
...Having sex with animals is very, very wrong.
Kiryū Kazuma
Harry and Cybil walking through the town then suddenly Harry stops and stands next a tree
Harry "..........."
Cybil "Harry go look for your daughter!! What you doing with the womble on your head"
Harry ".........."
Cybil "fine you massive bell" walks off
Harry "hehe I am a master of cunning she didn't notice I was being a tree"
Cheryl "facepalm"
Lolli
Maria slaps a poster outside Heaven's Night. It reads:
Karaoke night, all night tonight. Everyone invited!
---------------------------------
Later that night.........
Dahlia: I'm going slightly mad, I'm going slightly mad! It finally happened, happened, happened, it finally happened!
---------------------------------
Eddie: You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know, (Fat, fat, really really fat), don't you call me pudgy, portly or stout, just now tell me once again who's fat?
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Pyramid Head: And then I jizz in my pants!
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Joseph: You keep me running round and round, well that's alright with me, nothing, nothing, nothing's going to step in my way, Living on the ceiling, no more room down there
things fall into place, you get the joke, fall into place.
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Alessa: Burn baby burn! - Disco inferno! Burn baby burn! - Burn that mama down
Burn baby burn! - Disco inferno! Burn baby burn! - Burn that mama down, Burnin'!
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Douglas: There's a man who leads a life of danger, To everyone he meets he stays a stranger
With every move he makes another chance he takes, Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow.
Secret agent man, secret agent man, They've given you a number and taken away your name.
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Closer: *Wearing large sunglasses* I'm your biggest fan I'll follow you until you love me, papa, paparazzi!
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Alex: Can we work it out? Can we be a family? I promise I’ll be better, Mommy I’ll do anything
Can we work it out? Can we be a family? I promise I’ll be better, Daddy please don’t leave.
---------------------------------
Heather: I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, a mother!
---------------------------------
Maria: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.
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Harry: Papa don't preach, I'm in trouble deep, Papa don't preach, I've been losing sleep
But I made up my mind, I'm keeping my baby, oh , 'm gonna keep my baby, mmm...
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Travis: If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe, I'd been married long time ago, Where did you come from where did you go, Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe?
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Walter: I get knocked down but I get up again, you're never gonna keep me down!
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Henry: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ, now I now my ABC, won't you sing along with me.
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Lisa: I BLEED IT OUT, DIGGIN DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY!
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Vincent: Beata Maria, you know I am a righteous man of my virtue I am justly proud. Beata Maria, you know I'm so much purer than the common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd.
---------------------------------
Angela: I'm all out of faith this is how I feel, I'm cold and I am shamed lying naked on the floor, illusion never changed into something real, I'm wide awake and I can see
the perfect sky is torn, you're a little late, I'm already torn.
---------------------------------
Claudia: What if God was one of us, just a slob like one of us, just a stranger on the bus, trying to make his way home.
---------------------------------
James: I've had the blues, the reds and the pinks. One thing's for sure...
Love stinks, love stinks...yeah yeah...
---------------------------------
Lilian & Adam: Hate me today, hate me tomorrow, hate me for all the things i didnt do for you
Hate me in ways, yeah ways hard to swallow, hate me so you can finally see whats good for you.
---------------------------------
James: I feel guilty, my words are empty, no signs to give you, don't have the time for you. Guilty....Wohooooo, guilty I feel so empty...Yeaaaaaah, Empty...You know how to make me feel.
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Eileen: If I'm smart then I'll run away, but I'm not so I guess I'll stay haven't you heard
I fell in love with a beautiful stranger.
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Richard: Danger, danger! High Volatge!
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Puppert Nurse: Like a puppet on a string......
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Mannequin: Shake shake, shake shake, a-shake it, Shake shake, shake shake, a-shake it.
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Numb Body: Baa, baa black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full.
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Siam: Just the two of us, we can make it if we try, just the two of us, you and I.
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Wow, that was a long one.
Karaoke night, all night tonight. Everyone invited!
---------------------------------
Later that night.........
Dahlia: I'm going slightly mad, I'm going slightly mad! It finally happened, happened, happened, it finally happened!
---------------------------------
Eddie: You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know, (Fat, fat, really really fat), don't you call me pudgy, portly or stout, just now tell me once again who's fat?
---------------------------------
Pyramid Head: And then I jizz in my pants!
---------------------------------
Joseph: You keep me running round and round, well that's alright with me, nothing, nothing, nothing's going to step in my way, Living on the ceiling, no more room down there
things fall into place, you get the joke, fall into place.
---------------------------------
Alessa: Burn baby burn! - Disco inferno! Burn baby burn! - Burn that mama down
Burn baby burn! - Disco inferno! Burn baby burn! - Burn that mama down, Burnin'!
---------------------------------
Douglas: There's a man who leads a life of danger, To everyone he meets he stays a stranger
With every move he makes another chance he takes, Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow.
Secret agent man, secret agent man, They've given you a number and taken away your name.
---------------------------------
Closer: *Wearing large sunglasses* I'm your biggest fan I'll follow you until you love me, papa, paparazzi!
---------------------------------
Alex: Can we work it out? Can we be a family? I promise I’ll be better, Mommy I’ll do anything
Can we work it out? Can we be a family? I promise I’ll be better, Daddy please don’t leave.
---------------------------------
Heather: I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, a mother!
---------------------------------
Maria: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.
---------------------------------
Harry: Papa don't preach, I'm in trouble deep, Papa don't preach, I've been losing sleep
But I made up my mind, I'm keeping my baby, oh , 'm gonna keep my baby, mmm...
---------------------------------
Travis: If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe, I'd been married long time ago, Where did you come from where did you go, Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe?
---------------------------------
Walter: I get knocked down but I get up again, you're never gonna keep me down!
---------------------------------
Henry: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ, now I now my ABC, won't you sing along with me.
---------------------------------
Lisa: I BLEED IT OUT, DIGGIN DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY!
---------------------------------
Vincent: Beata Maria, you know I am a righteous man of my virtue I am justly proud. Beata Maria, you know I'm so much purer than the common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd.
---------------------------------
Angela: I'm all out of faith this is how I feel, I'm cold and I am shamed lying naked on the floor, illusion never changed into something real, I'm wide awake and I can see
the perfect sky is torn, you're a little late, I'm already torn.
---------------------------------
Claudia: What if God was one of us, just a slob like one of us, just a stranger on the bus, trying to make his way home.
---------------------------------
James: I've had the blues, the reds and the pinks. One thing's for sure...
Love stinks, love stinks...yeah yeah...
---------------------------------
Lilian & Adam: Hate me today, hate me tomorrow, hate me for all the things i didnt do for you
Hate me in ways, yeah ways hard to swallow, hate me so you can finally see whats good for you.
---------------------------------
James: I feel guilty, my words are empty, no signs to give you, don't have the time for you. Guilty....Wohooooo, guilty I feel so empty...Yeaaaaaah, Empty...You know how to make me feel.
---------------------------------
Eileen: If I'm smart then I'll run away, but I'm not so I guess I'll stay haven't you heard
I fell in love with a beautiful stranger.
---------------------------------
Richard: Danger, danger! High Volatge!
---------------------------------
Puppert Nurse: Like a puppet on a string......
---------------------------------
Mannequin: Shake shake, shake shake, a-shake it, Shake shake, shake shake, a-shake it.
---------------------------------
Numb Body: Baa, baa black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full.
---------------------------------
Siam: Just the two of us, we can make it if we try, just the two of us, you and I.
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Wow, that was a long one.
Vaan-Knight
Henry finds Walter stalking him while wandering around in the Silent Hill woods.
Walter: MWAHAHAHAHA!!! *chainsaw roars"
Henry: Hey wait a second... I recall in the old forum there was a thread that claimed you turned into my apartment door whenever I went there... So if you're here right now... the door is not there, right?
Walter: ...What do you mean? *chainsaw off*
Henry starts running towards the nearest hole as fast as he can, Walter is startled and freezes for a moment but eventually follows Henry.
Walter: Oh shit!! he's gonna get away!!
Henry arrives to the apartment before Walter and walks out the empty space where the door should have been into the normal real world.
Henry: HA!! I made it! I can't believe I'm free!!
Walter: (from inside the apartment) Oh damn! Henry escaped! oh well, at least he left here his german porn collection!
Henry: Oh noes!!
Henry walks inside the apartment again, and Walter takes his usual position as the main door.
"Ha! you're an idiot"
-Walter
Henry: F**k... The worse part is that I don't even have a german porn collection...
Walter: MWAHAHAHAHA!!! *chainsaw roars"
Henry: Hey wait a second... I recall in the old forum there was a thread that claimed you turned into my apartment door whenever I went there... So if you're here right now... the door is not there, right?
Walter: ...What do you mean? *chainsaw off*
Henry starts running towards the nearest hole as fast as he can, Walter is startled and freezes for a moment but eventually follows Henry.
Walter: Oh shit!! he's gonna get away!!
Henry arrives to the apartment before Walter and walks out the empty space where the door should have been into the normal real world.
Henry: HA!! I made it! I can't believe I'm free!!
Walter: (from inside the apartment) Oh damn! Henry escaped! oh well, at least he left here his german porn collection!
Henry: Oh noes!!
Henry walks inside the apartment again, and Walter takes his usual position as the main door.
"Ha! you're an idiot"
-Walter
Henry: F**k... The worse part is that I don't even have a german porn collection...