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Post by Lolli on Apr 14, 2011 9:33:06 GMT
Harry and Hybrid Cheryl are in the park. Harry is drenched in sweat, looking about himself nervously.
Harry: I can't do it, I can't do it. Not here!
Cheryl: *In a low pitched demonic voice* Do it, or I shall devour your soul like I did that incessant policewoman's.
Harry: *Gulping* O..O..okay sweeheart, daddy's going.
He walks into the centre of the grass and removes everything but his underwear, which is a frilly pink thong.
Harry: *Crying* Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me, don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Cheryl: NOW DANCE!
Harry starts shaking his bootie, which has the words 'Hot Buns' printed across the back.
Cheryl: HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
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Post by dreggnog on Apr 14, 2011 12:14:27 GMT
^ Cheryl: "Okay, now I think you know what I want next Harry."
Harry uses his arms to squeeze his man-boobs together.
Harry: "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard! Their life is better than yours! Damn right, it's better than yours!"
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Post by blacky on Apr 15, 2011 4:19:38 GMT
Cheryl: "Okay Harry, do the other thing I want you to do" Harry: "But I don't wanna!" Cheryl: (In the most scariest voice ever) "DO IT!" *Harry walks up to Walter Sullivan*Harry: 'Please Forgive Me!" *Harry kicks Walter in the crocth, who's face expresses pain......then anger*Cheryl: "Ooooh, now the real fun begins!" Harry: "Please don't hurt me!!" *Harry runs off, followed by Walter brandishing his most deadilest chainsaw*
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Post by blacky on Apr 26, 2011 0:34:09 GMT
Cybil: "Harry, what are you doing?" Harry: "I found an apple pie and I am taking it around Silent hill! First the streets, the hospital and then the sewer!" Cybil: "Why?" Harry: "My math teacher always told me to take pie to three dismall places" Cybil:
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Post by Lolli on Apr 26, 2011 21:00:57 GMT
Harry: Cybil, I just thought of something else I can do with the pie!
Cybil: And what's that?
Harry: Last night I watched American Pie, and-
Cybil: NO!
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Post by blacky on Apr 27, 2011 20:14:28 GMT
Dahlia: "Manchild? Manchild where are you?"
Cybil: "Your looking for Harry too?"
*They then spot a poorly constructed dummy made up from a broom for the body, an upside bucket for an head with coffee cups for eyes and lipstick for mouth. It is also dressed up in harry's clothes with an tape recorder in the pocket playing an recorded message*
Dummy Harry: "I work hard looking for my Cheryl, So hard for my Cheryl, I work hard looking for my Cheryl, So you better treat me right."
Cybil: "You gotta be kidding me"
Dahlia: "Ah but look! He has done his job!"
Cybil: "Wha?"
*The dummy has drawn out Cheryl and Alessa with it's song, who both skip around it singing*
Cybil: "The dummy has done an better job than Harry"
Dahlia: "Yeah I say we promote it!"
*On the set of Silent Hill 2, the dummy now sits in the director's chair*
James: "What's my motivation for this scene?"
Dummy Harry: "I work hard looking for my Cheryl, So hard for my Cheryl, I work hard looking for my Cheryl, So you better treat me right."
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Post by dreggnog on Apr 27, 2011 22:22:56 GMT
^James begins skipping and dancing around the dummy.
Maria: "Dammit, it's been eight hours since the last time I died, what is taking him so long!?"
Pyrie: "Where is he!? I have new positions I wanna try out on him!"
Laura: "I'm getting hungry! And fatso here won't share his pizza!"
Eddie: "It's pizza from my insane psychological dimension viewpoint thingie! Only I can eat it!"
Laura: "But it smells good!"
Vincent: "Hey guys, what are you all doing?"
Maria: "Sitting on this red bench waiting for James."
Vincent: "You mean the red bench Douglas just painted?"
Maria: "Goddammit!"
James shows up with the Harry dummy. Pyramid Head looks at it.
Pyrie: " . . . New sex toy?"
James: "Sure whatev."
Harry dummy: "I work hard looking for my Cheryl, So hard for my Cheryl, I work hard looking for my Cheryl, So you'd better treat me right."
Pyrie: " . . . That can be changed right?"
Lisa: "Hey guys!"
Laura: "What are you doing here!?"
Lisa: "Giving this joke an excuse to belong in the SH1 thread.
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Post by blacky on Apr 29, 2011 0:26:59 GMT
Akira Yamaoka: "It was hard for me to find someone to take my role when I leave, someone who would be producer and music artist for the Silent hill franchise, but I think I've found the perfect candidate, and here he is!"
Harry dummy: "I work hard looking for my Cheryl, So hard for my Cheryl, I work hard looking for my Cheryl, So you'd better treat me right."
Akira Yamaoka: "Is it me, or does the new Producer smell a bit musty?"
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Post by blacky on May 1, 2011 2:08:19 GMT
*Dahlia is selling her stuff at her drug stand in the street*
Dahlia: "Get your drugs! Get your drugs! You haven't seen Silent Hill unless you seen it under White claudia! Just one sniff and you'll be having tea parties on the ceiling with Dick Van Dyke! Also get your Aglaophotis! Aglaophotis will keep away demons, Shape faced perverts and Amy Winehouse!........Oh shit, here comes the cops!"
*Dahlia presses an button and her store sign and tray samples flip round to their reversed sides, now creating the shop into an flower store*
Dahlia: "Innocent flowers! Get your harmless innocent flowers!"
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Post by Lolli on May 8, 2011 9:49:24 GMT
^Harry: I'll take one, I love flowers.
Dahlia hands him a flower. Harry sniffs it deeply, only to be stung in the eye by a bee.
Harry: Arrgh! My eye, my eye, I can't see! These flowers aren't harmless at all!
Cybil: What seems to be the problem sir?
Harry: These flowers tried to kill me!
Cybil: Harmless innocent flowers eh? I don't think so. You're under arrest for false advertising.
She cuffs Dahlia and crams her into the back of a police car.
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Post by blacky on May 10, 2011 0:50:01 GMT
*At the hospital Kaufmann and Lisa are doing White Claudia*Kaufmann: "Where has Dahlia gotten to? we were surpossed to meet up" Lisa: "You have pretty eyes!" Kaufmann: "Easy on the white stuff Lisa" *A knock at the door, Kaufmann goes to answer it*Cybil: "hello, I've arrested your freind Dahlia and have reason to suspect an drug connection with this hospital, can I have a look around?" Kaufmann: (Trying to alert Lisa) "Hello miss Policewoman!" Cybil: "Yes hello" Lisa: "What's that Kauffy? I didn't hear you" Kaufmann: "I said Hello miss Police woman!" Cybil: "Yes hello again" Lisa: "You what?" Kaufmann: "POLICE WOMAN! POLICE WOMAN! POLICE WOMAN!" *Lisa finally gets the message, grabs all the drugs and desprate for an hiding place shoves them down her bra*Cybil: "Is there something wrong with you? I need to look around your office!" *Kaufmann sees that the drugs are hidden*Kaufmann: "Oh why didn't you say? Come in, come in!" *Lisa comes in, and sees lisa obviously with stuff shoved into her bra*Lisa: "Do you mind? Stop staring at me like that!" Kaufmann: "Oh yeah, she suffers from a rare condiction, hugeknockertitus" Lisa: "Oh yeah, they get bigger every day!" *The drugs fall through her clevage, down her dress and all over the floor*Cybil: "Really? And what would be that be on the floor?" Kaufmann: "Oh I woulden't pay any attention to that, it's all very boring. I looked at them once and feel into a coma!" Cybil: "............." Kaufmann: ;D Cybil: "Both of you will have to come with me" Kaufmann:
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Post by Lolli on May 17, 2011 22:22:49 GMT
Harry is driving down the road when Cybil speeds by him on a motorbike, her siren blazing.
Harry: I wonder what the emergency is?
He passes a McDonalds, where he sees Cybil retrieving her purchase from the Drive Through.
Harry: Ah.
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Post by blacky on May 19, 2011 2:13:12 GMT
Larval Stalkers: "pa-pa pa-pa panda neko pa-pa pa-pa panda neko pa-pa pa-pa panda neko pa-pa pa-pa panda neko"
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Post by blacky on May 24, 2011 16:42:29 GMT
*Cybil walks up to Harry, who is punching himself in the face*
Harry: "Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow"
Cybil: "Why are you doing that?"
Harry: "Well I am the gamer character, I must do what the player makes me do, Ow!"
Cybil: "Sigh, Blacky must be having one of his bad days"
*Harry flicks his lighter on and starts moving his hand downwards his body*
Harry: "Oh oh, I don't like where this is heading!"
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Post by Blackdog on Jun 6, 2011 23:28:35 GMT
Harry: Have you seen... the Pub? I really need a drink right now.
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