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Post by blacky on Jun 7, 2011 0:50:47 GMT
Harry: "Have you seen a little woman? Just turned eighteen last month... long, red hair... My hooker"
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Post by Lolli on Jun 7, 2011 20:24:29 GMT
Harry: Have you seen my brain? Small...squidgy thing?
Cybil: You never had it to begin with.
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Post by blacky on Jun 9, 2011 16:35:41 GMT
Cybil: "Silent hill huh?"
*Cyblil puts on her shades on*
Cybil: "Well, it's time to break the silence"
YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!
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Post by blacky on Jun 29, 2011 0:43:20 GMT
*Harry is on his way to Silent Hill*
Harry: "Damn traffic! What's the hold up?"
Cheryl: (in a spooky voice) "............There's been an accident......"
Harry: "Really?"
Cheryl: " (spooky voice again).........An old lady has died..........."
Harry: "How do you know these things?"
Cheryl: "You just run her over, and the ambulance is trying to get up the road!"
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Post by blacky on Jul 8, 2011 20:28:50 GMT
*The beggining cutscene Harry regains consciousness inside his car, sees Cheryl is missing and walks out of the car, the gameplay starts...*
Harry: "Where's Cheryl? Why is there fog everywhere? And most importantly, why have I all of a sudden turned from a normal looking person to a werid pointy computer construct?"
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Post by Blackdog on Jul 8, 2011 22:34:40 GMT
Cheryl: "Have you seen a grown man? He just turned middle-aged last month. Short, brown hair. My father."
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Post by alx on Jul 9, 2011 5:25:01 GMT
You're awesome, Blacky
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Post by blacky on Jul 9, 2011 16:28:24 GMT
*a hideous looking pink pantomime horse dances unconvincingly down a silent hill road*Horse Head (Harry's voice): "This is my best idea yet! Cheryl loves horses! Once she sees us she will come running!" Horse rear (Cybil's voice): "Why must I be the horses ass?" Horse Head (Harry's voice): "Because that's what you are! Hahaha!" Horse rear (Cybil's voice): "Why do I let you talk me into these things?" Horse Head (Harry's voice): "Oh oh, Monster, act natural!" *They pipe down as an monster wonders near on them* Monster: "What the hell is that?" Horse Head (Harry's voice): "Neigh Neigh! I am a horse!" Horse rear (Cybil's voice): *The front end of the horse continues to dance in an pathetic attempt to convince the monster that they are a horse*Horse rear (Cybil's voice): "Stop doing that!" Monster: "I think I'll walk away..........way way away" *The monster leaves*Horse Head (Harry's voice): "See? Best idea ever!"
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Post by blacky on Jul 23, 2011 23:02:40 GMT
Dahlia: "Hey you!" Harry: "Who me?" Dahlia: "Yeah you, want to buy some of my shit?" Harry: "Well what have you got?" Dahlia: "There's this new stuff out right now, it's called fire! It's pretty damn good shit yo!" Harry: "Ooooooh, i like this 'fire' thing. How much?" Dahlia: "Hundred dollars" Cybil: "Don't do it Harry! Just say no!" Dahlia: "Come on, a little bit of fire doesn't kill anyone! It's completely natural!" Cybil: "But what about the victims? What about the people who abuse fire?" Alessa: "Yeah, my mom overdosed me on fire, and look at me now!" Harry: "Those kind of people are just weak and attention seeking!" *Harry pays Dahlia a hundred dollars and she sets his arm alight*Harry: "Hehehehe! It has a burning sensation!" Cybil:
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Post by blacky on Jul 30, 2011 19:21:59 GMT
Dahlia: "'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe!"
Harry: "That's the most sense you've made all day!"
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Post by blacky on Aug 1, 2011 17:09:30 GMT
Dahlia: "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Blacky..." *Dahlia opens her cloak, revealing her shriveled and bony naked body underneth*Dahlia: ".....Happy birthday to you!" Blacky: "I wanted the Young Punk Dahlia from Shattered Memories to strip for me! Not you!"
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Post by blacky on Aug 5, 2011 22:55:00 GMT
James: "So how was your experaince of Silent hill?"
Harry: "Oh it was great! Best vacation ever!"
James: "Really? But what about the monsters?"
Harry: "Oh yeah the monsters were so cute! I was on a boat and a whole group of them swam up along the boat, they were jumping in and out of the water. We fead them some fish and they really loved that. Then the boat stopped and we were allowed to go into the water and swim with the monsters and there was this disabled child, he played with the monsters and he had this great connection with them, noone had ever seen him so happy! And.............wait.......No I think I am confusing Silent Hill with another vacation"
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Post by blacky on Aug 8, 2011 22:44:03 GMT
*At the end of the game...*
Harry: "I've finally found my daughter!.......Well a baby, but my daughter never the less! I don't need my substitute daughter anymore!"
Cybil: "Does that mean I can get out of this stupid dress now?"
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Post by blacky on Aug 19, 2011 2:43:07 GMT
Dahlia: "Manchild, there's no need to feel down. I said, Manchild, pick yourself off the ground. I said, Manchild, 'cause you're in a new town There's no need to be unhappy.
Manchild, there's a place you can go. I said, Manchild, when you're short on your dough. You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find Many ways to have a good time.
It's fun to stay at the Si-lent-hill-cult It's fun to stay at the Si-lent-hill-cult
They have everything that is widely appraised, You can hang out with all the crazed"
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Post by blacky on Aug 22, 2011 15:21:20 GMT
*The Ufo ending, the Alien craft drops down in front of Harry, however instead of greys the Aliens are the pod people from 'Invasion of the Body Snatchers'*
Pod person 1: "We are here to take over your planet!"
Pod person 2: "We suggest that you do not resist, join us an become a pod person! You won't feel a thing......ever!"
Harry: "Huh, Pod people, whats going on with those pod people?"
Pod person 1: "We apologise, we were not aware that you have already been tranformed"
Pod person 2: "Indeed, your lack of geniune emotion puts us to shame"
Pod person 1: "We elect you to become our leader!"
Harry: "Okay"
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