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Post by dreggnog on Aug 16, 2009 20:22:12 GMT
Heather dies. Vincent appears to drag her off. Dr. Eggnog: (playing game) "Oh no, he's gonna rape her! Get away! I've gotta save her! I'm gonna be a hero!" (punches through TV screen, gets electrocuted) At Hospital. Dr. Eggnog: "And that's the whole story." Real Doctor:
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Father Vincent
Lying Figure
What's wrong? You don't trust me?
Shuwatch!
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Post by Father Vincent on Aug 19, 2009 1:26:22 GMT
Don't worry, you can have her when I'm done.
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Post by Lolli on Aug 20, 2009 13:28:52 GMT
Claudia summons the missionary boss.
Claudia: Ha ha ha, now prepare to be defeated!
Heather: Super Sexy Transformation Go!
Heather transforms into Princess Heart.
Claudia: T..This can't be true. Princess Heart: *Holding out the palm of her hand* BELIEVE IT!
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Post by dreggnog on Aug 20, 2009 23:25:27 GMT
Claudia is about to shove the fetus into her mouth.
Heather: "What the hell are you doing!? You can't just eat that all by itself!"
Claudia: "Huh?"
Heather: "Okay, first take a little bite of the fetus. Good, now savor it, slowly. See, that's one flavor. Now, try a little of this herb. Yeah, see, now two flavors by themselves are good, but now try them combined!"
Claudia puts both the fetus and the herb in her mouth. The screen around her goes black and little flashing lights and fireworks appear.
Heather: "And that's just one combination! Now think of all the possible combinations there could be in the whole world!"
Claudia: "Okay, you lost me."
Heather: (sigh) "Okay, just shove that fetus in your mouth and lets get this over with."
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Post by Vaan-Knight on Aug 21, 2009 20:40:11 GMT
Heather and Douglas have made it to Silent hill, Heather opens the car's door and a terrible stench of burning tires fills the air.Heather: Ugh! it reeks in here!! Douglas: Hey, give me a break will ya? it is a perfectly normal bodily function! and it's your doing anyway, you're the one who wanted us to stop on the Burrito Palace on the way here, didn't you? Heather: ...I was talking about the air in this town... Douglas: Oh... me too... really, I um... it's supposed to smell like that in Silent Hill right? Heather: ... Douglas: So... err... you're 38 huh?
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Post by dreggnog on Aug 23, 2009 2:23:33 GMT
Heather: "No, it's not over. You're still alive..." (advances on Douglas threateningly)
Douglas pulls out his gun and blows Heather's head off.
Akira Yamaoka runs out from the darkness and shoves a script in Douglas's face, pointing frantically at the ending.
Douglas: "Oooooohhhhhh. Whoops."
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Post by blacky on Aug 27, 2009 0:04:26 GMT
Silent hill 3, As Written By Stephenie Meyer Heather: "I am tottaly shopping, like because that's what I do, I mean I am a girl you know!" Monster: "look at me! I am going to kill you! I am so scary! Like Rarraah!" Heather: "Oh my god! What am I going to do? I can't do anything to defend myself, because I am a girl" *Valtiel appears, but not as we know him. He is now a teen heartthrob with nicely toned man tits*Valtiel: "I'll save you!" *Valtiel kills the monster in cheap looking blurry special effects*Heather: "Your not human! you are a...." Valtiel: "Say it!" Heather: "...Monster!" Valtiel: "Yup, that's me" Heather: "That's so hot, I want to fuck you and have your children!" Valtiel: "No you can't! Because I am a monster! Look I am all Emo and shit" *And the dialogue goes in pretty much the same way spreading over four games after which they finally screw each other, and Heather turns into a zombie after giving birth to Valtiel's demon child*
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Post by Vaan-Knight on Aug 27, 2009 4:58:30 GMT
Heather is chatting with Douglas after defeating the Evil cult's Gawd.Douglas: and what about your hair? will you go back to your natural color? Heather: hm, I don't know, don't you think blondes have more fun? Lisa, Laura, James, Eddie, Cybil, Ellen, Claudia, Mary and Maria: No, they don't...
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Post by dreggnog on Aug 27, 2009 21:08:25 GMT
Memory of Alessa walks onto the carousel and points her knife at Heather...
Then they both run at eachother and start slapping eachother and pulling at their hair while calling each other cuss words.
Vincent pulls up a lawn chair to the edge of the carousel and watches while eating popcorn.
Later...
Heather goes into the church. She has scratches on her face and arms and the front of her jacket is considerably ripped.
Claudia: "What happened to you!?"
Heather: "Nothing. Girl stuff."
Claudia: (opens mouth)
Heather: "Teenage girl stuff. Anyway, this end's here. I'm going to kill y-...why are you laughing!?"
Claudia: (laughing) "Are you seriously going to go through the rest of the game like that!? I can see like half your boobs, what's Vincent going to say!?"
Heather: "He'll stick to the script or I'll kill him, and that goes for you too!"
Claudia: "Fine, fine." (still snickering a little) "When Alessa, mother of god, truly awakens-"
Heather: "That's not what I want now."
Claudia: "Not you. Alessa, your true self."
Heather: "But I am Alessa. Oh Claudia, my dear sweet sister."
Claudia: (bursts out laughing) "Honey, it ain't gonna work! Your boobs are way bigger than Alessa's!"
Heather scowls and crosses her arms over her chest.
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Post by blacky on Aug 28, 2009 0:17:20 GMT
Heather is chatting with Douglas after defeating the Evil cult's Gawd.Douglas: and what about your hair? will you go back to your natural color? Heather: hm, I don't know, don't you think blondes have more fun? Lisa, Laura, James, Eddie, Cybil, Ellen, Claudia, Mary and Maria: No, they don't... Douglas: "Not to menction your father was murdered while you were blonde"
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Post by dreggnog on Aug 28, 2009 6:01:07 GMT
Leanord: "DEATH TO ALL THOSE WHO TURN THEIR BACKS ON GOD!!!"
Heather: "Leanord, do you know how many horror movies I've seen in my life? Do you know how many times I have stayed up all night with friends watching gore flicks with monsters a lot more freaky looking than you? Do you know how many times that the content of the films has affected our brains in a way so that we've gotten knives out almost killed eachother on multiple occasions only to fall into eachother's arms, crying? I'm not afraid of you."
Leanord leaps on top of Heather. "Rapey, rapey!"
Heather: "Okay, now I'm afraid."
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Post by Lolli on Aug 28, 2009 20:31:55 GMT
Silent hill 3, As Written By Stephenie Meyer Heather: "I am tottaly shopping, like because that's what I do, I mean I am a girl you know!" Monster: "look at me! I am going to kill you! I am so scary! Like Rarraah!" Heather: "Oh my god! What am I going to do? I can't do anything to defend myself, because I am a girl" *Valtiel appears, but not as we know him. He is now a teen heartthrob with nicely toned man tits*Valtiel: "I'll save you!" *Valtiel kills the monster in cheap looking blurry special effects*Heather: "Your not human! you are a...." Valtiel: "Say it!" Heather: "...Monster!" Valtiel: "Yup, that's me" Heather: "That's so hot, I want to fuck you and have your children!" Valtiel: "No you can't! Because I am a monster! Look I am all Emo and shit" *And the dialogue goes in pretty much the same way spreading over four games after which they finally screw each other, and Heather turns into a zombie after giving birth to Valtiel's demon child*Oh God that is the best thing I've read all day XD But it needs moar sparkle ---------------------------------------- Heather is in the Church library when Vincent comes stumbling in with a book in hand.Vincent: *Examining book* Oh Wally where are you!
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Post by dreggnog on Aug 29, 2009 22:37:32 GMT
Heather vomits up the God fetus.
Claudia waits, staring at Heather expectantly.
Heather: "What!?"
Claudia: "Are you gonna eat that?"
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Post by Vaan-Knight on Aug 31, 2009 18:05:32 GMT
Heather throws her steel pipe to the filth pool. She answers right and the goddess is thrilled to have found an honest person.Goddess: Finally! I have found a truly honest man! Heather: ...man? Vaan-Knight: I believe she was talking to me hon. Heather: Shut up dude! she's a videogame character! she isn't even aware of your existence! Vaan: Then how come you're telling me off!! Heather: Ah, touchĂȘ... Goddess: *sigh* Do you want the shiny pipes or not?
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Post by dreggnog on Aug 31, 2009 22:32:23 GMT
Douglas: "It's very important. It's about your birth."
Heather: "Sure, I'd like to hear all about that."
Douglas: (whisper) "Heather, please, stick to the script."
Heather: "This is my eleventh playthrough. I'm bored."
Douglas: "Really? Umm, you wanna have sex?"
Heather: " . . . Uhh, yeah, maybe in about fifty more playthroughs."
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